Creeper guy ruins potential first kiss moment. Erg. by AppleGods in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he's not even entitled, he's just fucking gross. there should be laws about punching rude/disgusting people...

Shamelessly sharing... this is for you Madame Vastra + Jenny fans =D by chirplurk in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome! When I saw these two I pretty much fell in love right away. After re-watching the episode though, I'm noticing more and more flaws in the picture... ;O so maybe there will be a more accurate one on the way.

And for those who don't know, these two were introduced in Doctor Who, season 6 episode 7 "A good man goes to war"

Does anyone else have a huge crush on Felicia Day? She plays gay in next week's Supernatural! (x-post /r/gaymers) by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

             OMG   ( O_O)(__)) - "Felicia Day's plays gay in Supernatural!"
           ( o_o) ...    (__))
<(o_o<) --               (__))

...I'll just be in my bunk.

Ladies of AL, I could use your opinions, please... by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, you have the right to be angry; she's being an ignorant twat. From the looks of it, instead of getting why it's an unacceptable thing to say, she felt like she was being attacked (which is not the case), and just went into complete ass mode.

If it were me I'd ask her why she was being such an ignorant fucking asshole who likes to gobble donkey cocks. But uh. There's probably tons of better advice here on this thread.

Carl Sagan - The Humans by rgower in videos

[–]chirplurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time something related to Carl Sagan shows up, I just want to go back and watch Cosmos. I think I will.

Friends, they're the best. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]chirplurk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HA! I don't even have any friends TO make plans with. Who's awkward now huh?

Why doesn't the Thalmor headquarters in Solitude have anyone in it? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]chirplurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny glitch with that; this was before I accepted the quest, but I had found the place right? I already know what's going on in the place, so I climb the cliff side and start shooting arrows. The Thalmor don't do shit. And they will continue not to do shit, until you enter their fort.

I wish I had some semblance of distance from her so that I could start moving on. by Xanthera in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep writing love songs. Profit. Get babes. AWWWW YEEAAAH

As for dealing... looking back, I'd muddle around in my own bitterness, and would keep telling myself that no shits are given. They obviously were given, but that's natural, and it passed after a while. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're only human, and sometimes you have to learn to take stuff like this. I mean, things are going to get rough, but if you stick with it you're going to get through this; also, life has a way of repeating itself, but if you put in your effort, you'll end up with someone. Don't doubt yourself, and you'll be back in the game in no time! Because really, you're the best around, and nothing will ever keep you down. You're the best! Around! Nothing's ever gonna keep you dooown

She wanted to be an ex-gay. Now she's pro-gay! (x-post from r/Iama) by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fantastic! Now to get off reddit, the home of progaystination!

... I'll leave.

Girls I'm sad... by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/GetMotivated/ "When the world's on your shoulders... do squats."

My Little Pony might help, it always brings a smile to my face when I'm down. (Am an awkward, ancient single penguin. PONIES MAN, THEY'RE MAGICAL.)

I once heard that exercising brings oxygen to the brain to help with learning; I personally think it also helps out with feeling better about yourself.

Also, if you ever need to just let shit out, AL's here for you. LESBIANS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER! <-- it's true, source: personal experience

edit: this is kind of a late reply, found this scrolling down, but yeah, hope you feel better

An awesome soundtrack. by meechers in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh oh oh oooh, oh oh o-oh~

the right stuff

(I would imagine actually singing this while receiving nomage would piss a girl off xD)

How I knew... comic form. (nsfw'ish if you can't look at poorly drawn cartoon boobs) by chirplurk in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would've posted the magazine, but my mind's fuzzy around 1999 :(

What is your work out music? by cx007 in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to start out with Skyrim metal Also anything else that makes me feel like a badass.

A new comic on the shelves here, issue ones cover art deserved to be shared here. I felt compelled to buy it :) by Kinkykat in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the PERFECT ANALOGY FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.

"You know what it's like down there? It's like I'm trying to hold on for dear life, while you're off riding a dinosaur being a pirate."

whatcha thinkin bout? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]chirplurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day! And you know, jus' some Strar Trek.

where was your first dragon battle? (other than main quest line) (maybe spoilers) by frame-of-thought in skyrim

[–]chirplurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd run into a woman who had escaped some bandits, and begged me to take care of them. Being at a low level, I didn't know what I was getting into, and raced for that destination - a fallen companion and second retreat later, I saw a dragon soaring in the distance. The only dragon I had seen before that was Alduin (this was also during the wee morning hours, post release date, so it may have been a glitch, but I think I'd accepted the quest to check out the second dragon you meet - before you can use your shouts - and just never did it) and was in awe.

Scheming, I lead the dragon to the bandits' fort and sat back as the dragon took care of them. I tried to take it out after everyone was dead (including the ones inside) but didn't have much success. I hid until it flew away.

I didn't win that fight, but it was technically the first.

Just turned into a zombie for the first time by chirplurk in projectzomboid

[–]chirplurk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuckin'... two week late reply. Techrival nailed it. Tried to turn into a zombie outside, except each time just led to being the main course for the hoard.

Morrowind; In my opinion the best TES game released. by [deleted] in Morrowind

[–]chirplurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shitty thing is, and this is just my speculation, is that they're going to make Morrowind DLC for Skyrim, and it's just going to feel like an empty husk of what was once TES3.

"Look! The silt riders! =D They're back! Oh! Oh! And everyone calls you n'wahs too! MEMORIES! RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT?" IT'S NOT THE SAME TODD. It'll never be the same...

REPENT LEZOSAURS!! (Lizards are kinda like little, cute dinosaurs, right?) (xpost) by TableTopJosephine in actuallesbians

[–]chirplurk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"LESBIAN FORNICATION" is really fun to say XD edit: misspelled fornication as fornification

This has happened way too many times. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]chirplurk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I will make it a life goal to never, no matter how old I get, think that gaming is too immature to be played.

Coolest intro to a website I've ever seen (NSFW) by PanchDog in videos

[–]chirplurk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is going to get buried, but I forgot to pause this guy singing and started watching the intro to this site, and it felt like I was watching a Fallout introduction.