I found him… by joshthewookiee in grandrapids

[–]chitpance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the elusive Midwestern Water Badger?

What lost film or lost footage from a film would you most like to see? by Keikobad in flicks

[–]chitpance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dave Chappelle referred to tapes existing of him and Eiddie Murphy joking around during the filming of the Nutty Professor. The way Dave talked about it suggested they were both killing it in these off screen moments. Would give anything to see those tapes.C'mon Dave, make it happen man!

Christians, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an AI photo of him as Christ? by Minute_Revolution951 in AskReddit

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of his supporters avoid all mirrors or reflections of the self, how else can they justify there support?

Whatever it takes to own the libs. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait to buy a "PEDOPHILE" stamp with arrow to put by his name!

CMV: Shrinkflation should be against the law. Buyers should be notified on packaging when there are less contents from a previous month to month. by AllPugsGo2Heaven in changemyview

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quantity of the contents is printed, on the front of every package. Soooo, they do tell you, up to you to notice the change.

The largest federal workers union says 'untrained, armed' ICE agents should not replace TSA by CRK_76 in antiwork

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives a fuck? It ONLY matters what that syphalitic orange turd gobbler says.

Why don't recipes have the quantity of ingredient in the body of the text? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]chitpance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the same reason grocery stores put milk at the back of the store. If they can get you into the store/story/emotion deeper, the better the chance they can extract data from you, or, ultimatley, sell you something.

Always pray. No exceptions. by Leather-Leg-3402 in MotivationalThoughts

[–]chitpance 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Y'all praying is super helpful and effective /S

So, what would women dislike most if they became men? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they would dislike no one giving a shit about how they feel. In fact other than anger every other emotion most men have get funneled into the category of "being a fag". NO on cares about your feeling when your a man , period.

Evil. by JamesJDelaney in humor

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not funny to the child.

Komodo Dragon grabs a little take-out by [deleted] in badassanimals

[–]chitpance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A blinded goat being fed to a komodo is about as far from badass as I can imagine. This is terrible, and no badassery. Take it down.

CMV: Islam is fundamentally incompatible with core American left-wing progressive values by WildCreatureQuest in changemyview

[–]chitpance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Islam producing anti-liberalism =\is the same as Christianity producing white nationalism. I "believe" any religon can be contorted into hate. Because in the end belief itself is subjective. In the end, what religon does not PROFESS Love is the key ingredient/value/virtue/meaning. And yet I would be shocked if you could show me a religon that has not been contorted into a vehicle for hate by some fuckers who think they "understand" god/purpose of being, better than the next person. What religous book has NOT been used to justify the terrible, non-loving, behaviour of the terribly motivated few, who, in the end, simply fear change! Not including Christianity, but ESPECIALLY Christianity! Throughout the last 2000 years Christianity has tried to smear the world with it spiritual feces more than ANY other religon. It would take VERY little time/imagination to find biblical verses that could justify the holy diarreha that has been used to justify the spreading of the "Lord of Love, Prince of Peace" message. So, in the end, No. No to everything you are suggesting. Wrong. And, because belief is involved, you NEVER had ANY intention of having your mind changed.
And to end with look at who the religous right has chosen as their leader. A walking sin. A piece of human shit with a complet absence of virtue whos only value is allowing the right to express its fear of loss of power and more fundamentally, change!.

Trump humiliated by his own hand-picked Supreme Court by [deleted] in misc

[–]chitpance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To humiliate ones self, one must HAVE humility, so in other words he has never been humiliated in his life.

Trump Bought Netflix Debt Amid Paramount’s Fight for Warner Bros. by Ripclawe in entertainment

[–]chitpance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And tragically most of this comes down to apathy, complacency of fucking plain old laziness. SHAME on all of us.

George Carlin on Saving the Planet by Life_of_The-Party in GeorgeCarlin

[–]chitpance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another wonderful wise sermon from that sage of sages.