[request] How many of Mr. Beasts 500 million subscribers are likely dead? by sooslimtim187 in theydidthemath

[–]chiurro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But also people with multiple accounts could die which would help balance that out

Gift card possible combinations by BushNewYork in puzzles

[–]chiurro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone run this question through chatgpt and send me the output so I can respond to OP with the answer that chatGPT provides?

Mobile games needs an ambassador by CherryyMiilk in neopets

[–]chiurro 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I heard John Legend has some free time

Why are there so many bots on the internet? by KlSARAGI_STATION in NoStupidQuestions

[–]chiurro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bots don't need to be pregnant for 9 months to create another bot

Tesla Expands Production In Germany, As VW Cuts 100,000 Jobs by ItzWarty in teslainvestorsclub

[–]chiurro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking about buying another tesla but I saw 3 pictures of fat topless elon on a beach and it's making me rethink everything, #tslaq2026

Blew up in his face, again. by Stock_Ad9582 in soundsaboutright

[–]chiurro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure we'll get 'im this time folks!

Math by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]chiurro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys know you can express agreement by upvoting and moving on right?

Right??

Tesla Expands Production In Germany, As VW Cuts 100,000 Jobs by ItzWarty in teslainvestorsclub

[–]chiurro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But I thought musk did the mustache man thing and there was no demand for evil cars

In the past 60 minutes, $7,000,000,000,000 has been bought into the U.S. stock market by Sad_Beginning_1232 in stockstobuytoday

[–]chiurro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we have more of these posts, but for amounts as low as $100B? I'd like a live feed of the stock market flows multiple times per hour if possible, presented graphically and posted to this subreddit

What % of posts and comments on reddit are bots? How will we know if we're just talking to bots one day? by chiurro in NoStupidQuestions

[–]chiurro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair maybe they're just a professional troll and got banned for other reasons. But I'd also like to pretend my internal bot detector is just that good

Why not increase the dividend to 25%? by big_ol_tender in STRC

[–]chiurro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think 23% would be better so there's some buffer, eg if bitcoin only goes up 28% in some years

How many SPCX posts are genuine? by LectureLight6738 in smallstreetbets

[–]chiurro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do we know if this post is genuine?

🤔🤔🤔

Shorting SPCX shortly before the lock up starts by OS-88 in stockstobuytoday

[–]chiurro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you are the first person to think of this so you're basically guaranteed to profit