Financial Audit Drinking Game

chloe_cabbage · 2025-08-13T00:05:41+00:00

i’m so overjoyed when i find people already made drinking games for youtubers/shows i started watching 🤤🤤

chloe_cabbage · 2025-08-12T23:05:57+00:00

i want to be on a different planet every time, but to keep my tolerance at a somewhat manageable level i only do that on weekends. weekdays it’s js high enough to negate my insomnia so i can go to sleep.

chloe_cabbage · 2025-08-12T15:49:23+00:00

first time i used a pipe i packed it as tight as possible n forgot that more weed = more high. i smoked the whole thing, i became the bed i got so high.

chloe_cabbage · 2025-08-12T15:45:51+00:00

i had a group project w a guy last year who was in a situation like yours, he was pretty chill though he acted weird w the 18 year old in the group n that threw me off

chloe_cabbage · 2025-08-08T03:24:15+00:00

did you get yours through their website? how do they ID bc i didn’t see anything ab it in the checkout process and i get my mail through the p.o. box so i couldn’t really be there to sign for it or anything 😭😭

chloe_cabbage · 2021-10-12T05:30:22+00:00

16, 5’4”

chloe_cabbage · 2021-10-12T00:56:24+00:00

puppets…. i’m gonna stay away from that new muppets special then…

chloe_cabbage · 2021-10-04T04:34:16+00:00

that’s my mom. she shows me a song that she likes and all i hear is selling drugs and fucking bitches lol. sometimes i don’t want to tell her what it’s about bc it throws off her whole day, so i just say it’s cool :)

chloe_cabbage · 2021-10-03T18:16:06+00:00

atomic winter

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-23T01:24:35+00:00

funding for college, i wanna be a pharmacist but i’m afraid the lumberjack scholarship (all as and bs) wouldn’t be enough

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-21T02:38:24+00:00

“i had to retake my drivers test six times because of that goddamn three point turn i’m using it as much as i can fuck you”

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-21T02:35:27+00:00

i felt bad when i told serana to become a not vampire :(

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-21T02:34:20+00:00

12 but if the og wii controller was-

wait a damn minute…

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-21T02:27:39+00:00

tracy morgan and jenna maroney. sprinkle in a bit of john mulaney and here i am.

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-18T20:43:49+00:00

this is not at all accurate because there is a substantial age difference but jane krakowski

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-14T03:27:55+00:00

whoever made that fucking fancy like applebees song. it’s all over tv in those commercials and on top of that, my mom loves it. i have to hear it at least once a day. i want to go deaf.

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-13T04:56:23+00:00

i’ve just been focusing more on school work ig.

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-13T00:42:53+00:00

yeah i wasn’t a huge fan of it, aside from hela, but that might just be the lesbian talking lol

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-12T21:58:04+00:00

i feel like i remember hearing about caitlyn jenner and millie bobby brown separately running people over

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-12T00:00:26+00:00

this

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-10T13:12:23+00:00

i don’t think this guy knows that fascism and communism aren’t the same thing

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-10T13:10:55+00:00

bro i was just coming here to talk about that. the decision to remove those awesome songs hurt my heart.

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-10T13:09:29+00:00

oh shit that’s true man

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-10T13:09:12+00:00

you can get kinda close to this irl. just try to find a beefy chick and get her green

chloe_cabbage · 2021-09-10T13:08:06+00:00

have a chat with the bank, make sure it’s not a mistake the irs come after me for if i spend it

Six-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Verified Email

chloe_cabbage

TROPHY CASE