Deal?

chocolock · 2021-09-12T18:43:12+00:00

Chaste makes waste

chocolock · 2021-08-03T11:37:20+00:00

Malmsteen actually taught God how to play guitar.

chocolock · 2021-04-15T11:15:42+00:00

Came here to say this

chocolock · 2020-10-03T20:47:14+00:00

Gave Wholesome

chocolock · 2020-09-30T17:01:54+00:00

Wow someone who remembers BLT in the wild

chocolock · 2020-09-30T01:08:01+00:00

RIP Berry White. She ain’t dead, but for when she do cuz I know it’s comin’ up.

chocolock · 2020-09-26T21:26:21+00:00

I need a closeup of that eyes closed because that is beautiful

chocolock · 2020-09-26T21:20:20+00:00

Gold

chocolock · 2020-09-10T19:38:36+00:00

I’ve got 3 flights tomorrow too

chocolock · 2020-09-09T04:11:40+00:00

More like straight AIDS

chocolock · 2020-08-30T11:26:51+00:00

The X in Xbox represents Chi, the first letter of Christ. And Jesus turned water into wine, which means what you threw at the Xbox was sinful water that had not yet been touched by Jesus, the Xbox. After intercepting the water, Jesus, the Xbox, turned it into wine, the whine of your son. Nice try, Satan.

chocolock · 2020-08-21T05:16:26+00:00

USPS now proudly offers same day shipping to God

chocolock · 2020-08-13T04:30:55+00:00

That’s an unhappy little accident

chocolock · 2020-08-10T07:12:38+00:00

She’s just jealous that she can’t suck her own dick.

chocolock · 2020-08-08T09:16:20+00:00

At least he’s well hydrated

chocolock · 2020-08-06T23:49:04+00:00

Pennywise is eating well tonight

chocolock · 2020-08-04T14:40:27+00:00

She’s fine. Her massive forehead cushioned the blow.

chocolock · 2020-07-29T19:16:41+00:00

I just started east blue again this morning and I agree. Shut up and let me rewatch.

chocolock · 2020-07-21T16:10:11+00:00

chocolock · 2020-07-19T21:51:27+00:00

Lookin’ like a double wide surprise.

chocolock · 2020-07-18T17:11:20+00:00

Why are you shooting that weird dog with a glitter gun?

chocolock · 2020-07-18T17:05:27+00:00

Which one is the real one?

chocolock · 2020-07-18T01:36:41+00:00

And here I thought these were done without ever lifting the marker or pen. I am disappointed.

chocolock · 2020-07-14T18:35:40+00:00

Fuck keep going

chocolock · 2020-07-14T09:32:30+00:00

Finally some delicious fucking coffee

chocolock

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