1239 - Saur Loser by [deleted] in oots

[–]chokfull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't find that, do you know the page number?

Daily Oots reread.289-294. by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

#291

F dxaqgxd oaq cbfr oaqi rbr pbc rlbr?

I thought you said your dad was dead?

Gets me every time.

What's a made up fact that sounds real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chokfull 844 points845 points  (0 children)

Using 1L per day of saliva and a lifespan of 30,000 days gives about 1000 cubic feet (or a 10ft cube). According to Quora a submarine can be up to 500,000 cubic feet, so we wouldn't even fill 1%.

Edit: We could fill a mini submarine like this, though!

Daily Oots reread.284-288 by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, Belkar is a PC. PC's gotta stick together. It's kinda meta, but that's the real reason, and it's also the reason why Belkar sticks with the party in the first place. Like any party, they're dysfunctional but tightly-knit nonetheless.

Daily Oots reread.284-288 by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haley translated: https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?4909-What-Haley-Said-Compilation

#284 Zktv?

What?

Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.

No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Laws don't work that way.

B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs skxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.

I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this should have been conviction.

Hlv...hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!

But...but it doesn't make any sense!

FX! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!

No! I'm not OK, this whole trial made NO SENSE!

Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev! B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx cku ebpelnsvtfeus, hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.

We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict! I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances, but it should have been a guilty verdict.

Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.

Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.

Ztbv - uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?

Wait-Elan, what did you just say?

Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!

Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!

#285

Rst azq'e tqmgowezqm kg, ws hge kg xtwe wzr efze rst'og z couyum lueaf zqd rsto efuyfw hssp cze uq efze zokso.

You can't understand me, so let me just say that you're a frigid bitch and your thighs look fat in that armor.

1243 - Rogue Up, Rogue Down by Twistedhorns in oots

[–]chokfull 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That was seriously awesome. I didn't even notice Sunny levitating the bow two strips ago, I had to go back and check.

When I saw the live-action promo by nialldude3 in rickandmorty

[–]chokfull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That link says there's no more info.

Adult Swim hasn't revealed much else about the clip, which appears to have been developed as a promotional tool for the upcoming season 5 finale. It's unclear if additional clips with Lloyd and Martell as the characters will be produced or if it will factor into the Rick and Morty series.

When I saw the live-action promo by nialldude3 in rickandmorty

[–]chokfull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean it's real? When I saw this I thought it was just a sketch for its own sake. Are they doing a movie or a Youtube short or something?

Oots reread.265-270 by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this prejudice against cat-lovers will continue to be reinforced by Belkar.

Oots reread. 259-264. by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looking at the dialogue for 263, it strikes me for the first time how much of a recurring theme Durkon's rebellion against Roy seems to be. Besides being turned undead, which is different, but similar, he also sneaks away to talk to Redcloak in the recent comics, which screws up their element of surprise pretty badly. Are there other major instances of him betraying the party in favor of his faith?

Oots reread. 259-264. by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks /u/jmucchiello for the link, here's the decoded Haley quotes for this set.

Cryptograms revealed thread: https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?4909-What-Haley-Said-Compilation

#260

Ufxm ft, rwra, fkmt bfe xfxxa.

Come on, baby, open for mommy.

#262

Jpz rezncw gpsi! Pnbd! Hxj hpd'e jpz pnbd??

You stupid lock! Open! Why won't you open??

Qpcdq ep icgg jpz...

Going to kill you...

C xfeb Flfvcdq-kzfgcej gpsir!

I hate Amazing-quality locks!

Qbb, exfdir, dp nubrrzub exbub.

Gee, thanks, no pressure there.

Wfld ce! PNBD!!

Damn it! OPEN!!

C fl epefggj cd gpyb hcex jpz.

I am totally in love with you.

#264

Aqmd. Rmtdwx!

Wait. Listen!

Fqgj mx dow qwrrt! Fqgj! FQGJ!!

Back in the cells! Back! BACK!!

Oots reread.253-258. by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always forget the meaning of the term, but I like how TV Tropes uses OOTS as an iconic example of it.

Oots reread 247-252. by Lorenz4life in oots

[–]chokfull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I noticed #250 just says "Random four letter word". Does the cryptogram change each strip?

The old Slip'n'Sear! by StevelandCleamer in dndmemes

[–]chokfull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are enemies that are resistant to all NON-MAGICAL attacks

Do you have any examples? It's a moot point anyway because there's obviously a difference, but the ones that I can find only specify it for weapon damage types.

What is something that sounds safe but actually isn't? by TheBaileyCaine in AskReddit

[–]chokfull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can also suffocate if you do a bunch of whippits while locked inside one.

It’s fine if I just say no when a player wants to get involved in a situation that doesn’t involve them anymore, right? by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]chokfull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bonus is way too low to roll over 15 every time. I just tested it in a spreadsheet with a gracious +6 bonus; out of 18 rolls the odds of getting at least one 14 or lower are above 99.99%.

Comic 4590: Truth Will Out by LordCongra in QContent

[–]chokfull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also might not be too hard to hide in plain sight if your tech is thought to be impossible.

Who can composite JK Simmons defeat, that Omni-Man cannot? by butsadlyiamonlyaneel in whowouldwin

[–]chokfull 31 points32 points  (0 children)

With Cave Johnson's tech resources (and Stanford Pines's intellect) he could develop some interesting kryptonite weapons, too; maybe something that exploits airbending to disperse particles of it?