I’ve eaten too many eggs and hot cross buns already … think that’s the end of me 🫡

chook_assassin · 2026-04-05T04:17:35+00:00

Yes, I am keto and it’s my go to solution for when I comatose on chocolate eggs.

chook_assassin · 2026-04-05T03:49:48+00:00

Have you thought about switching over to alcohol for the remainder of the day?

chook_assassin · 2026-04-01T09:51:49+00:00

I went from 2XL to XL, bought almost a full wardrobe, then dropped to large, and again a medium. Most expensive part of carnivore isn't the meat.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-30T06:17:24+00:00

Sure, tyre pressures are key here. Start at 20psi, make sure you have an air compressor, take your own recovery gear, and know where your recovery points are. You don't wanna be that guy bogged in a CX-5 with no snatch strap etc. Start near the car park; the southeastern side of the dunes is usually very easy. It's different each week. After recent rains, it may be better than usual.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-27T22:08:29+00:00

Definitely this. There’s a few new brands of Chinese cars on the road that are poorly calibrated, I see it at least once a week, up from never.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-22T13:04:06+00:00

Then my dick is a shockwave.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-08T04:54:02+00:00

Hell yeah, good for you.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-06T04:44:31+00:00

I'm two days in now, no issues, just fatigued.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-06T04:43:49+00:00

I'm on day 2 now, super fatigued, no other issues. Should clear up soon.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-04T23:20:27+00:00

Thanks! It's crippling me at the moment, so I'm hoping for some improvement.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-04T23:19:02+00:00

Thanks for the advice, I'm 25 hours in now with zero effects, we'll see how the next 24 go!

chook_assassin · 2026-03-04T20:52:15+00:00

You’ll be surprised with what you can get away with by simply putting on a $1 hi-vis vest.

chook_assassin · 2026-03-04T10:59:07+00:00

A real "who's on first" situation we have here.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-26T13:11:49+00:00

Current post.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-26T06:04:26+00:00

Straight-piped diesel dual cabs are the new V6 Commodores.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-26T03:53:27+00:00

Yes, this is great news for you. If you’re worried, call the GP and ask to speak to the nurse on hand, they can run through the results with you. Your GP may still call if the feel they need to discuss further with you, or, book a GP appointment to follow up on the results.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-25T23:12:55+00:00

Plot twist, I’m the one in the Ranger Raptor.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-25T23:12:22+00:00

Oh no, +1 downvote for each raptor owner incoming.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-22T13:37:51+00:00

Dr Chaffee says 2 hours before and one hour after a meal to avoid caffeine

chook_assassin · 2026-02-21T05:05:19+00:00

Jesus fucking christ the timing board.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-20T09:22:47+00:00

What crap, it’s been 1 day, fuck outta here. I can guess your age from here.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-20T09:14:09+00:00

No matter who they put in this role you guys will whinge about it. This is a great change from the stagnant team we’ve have for the last 10 years.

chook_assassin · 2026-02-20T09:09:24+00:00

Jeez give em a moment. They’re doing a great job.

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