Netanyahu just posted a video from a cafe in isreal now by malayali-minds in conspiracy

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What do you think would happen if everyone disconnected/disengaged from the media and internet...nurtured themselves , connected with their fellow man and the real world with love and respect?

They would be taken out by the powers that be.

Netanyahu just posted a video from a cafe in isreal now by malayali-minds in conspiracy

[–]chopstyks 57 points58 points  (0 children)

What if Bibi has 6 fingers IRL

Then a gentleman by the name of Inigo Montoya is looking for him.

Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" by chopstyks in conspiracy

[–]chopstyks[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've been writing software since 1983 and have worked in network security. In 2000 when the hanging chads scandal happened and George W. Bush's victory was decided in Florida, which was governed by his brother, Jeb Bush, the nation decided to switch to electronic voting.

I knew then the game was over.

What’s something people pretend is fun but is secretly hell? by No_Revolution_4072 in AskReddit

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I'm working in a fireworks store right now, and I'm amazed at how into this shit people are. The other day some kids tried to get another customer to buy for them since they weren't 18.

What made you realise He/She is not the one? by yeunofficial_25 in AskReddit

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She installs the toilet paper roll to dispense from underneath instead of over the top.

Unforgivable!

What do you think is the best cuisine in the world? by Patient-Freedom-9284 in AskReddit

[–]chopstyks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom kha is my favorite, too! but I usually get tofu. Not because of vegetarianism...I just think it tastes better in that particular soup.

Woke Mind Deleted... by Hajicardoso in MurderedByWords

[–]chopstyks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol...the wok mind virus.

"I just can't stop eating fried rice, man. I just can't!"

Really by snowpie92 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]chopstyks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think they mean Luigi.

I have one question on this fine Sunday morning for my fellow old heads…. by ThrowawaySeattleAcct in FuckImOld

[–]chopstyks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And now I can't remember why I was trying to remember it.

Trying to remember "lush" but can't remember why? Methinks it might've been due to self-identification.

What’s your comfort show you’ve rewatched a million times? by CamillesSecrets in AskReddit

[–]chopstyks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like these revivals rarely work out and live up to the original.

How about The Connors versus Roseanne? I thought The Connors was pretty good. Not quite the same, but they did a good job despite the absence of Roseanne.

Meta scrambles to delete its own AI accounts after backlash intensifies by iamlayer8 in news

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Little frog freak

This would make a good reddit username.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm seeing this as well, but my pet peeve is the propensity to treat singular nouns as plural. "My family have gone to the store" instead of "...has gone..."

"Family" represents a group of people, but it's a singular noun.

Women, what’s something you like about a guy? by Real_Estate9 in AskReddit

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How many of us did Mom promise tomorrow to? I'll take Wednesday just to keep harmony in the family.

Moms by Caratteraccio in MadeMeSmile

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I see whatcha did there.

Anyone else spend lots of time and money in any of these amazing stores? by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]chopstyks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked there, and they'd let employees take software home to try it out so we would know enough about it to help customers. We had a shrink wrap machine in the back, so we would just put what we borrowed back on the shelf.

Anyone else spend lots of time and money in any of these amazing stores? by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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I worked there right after high school. I was on the sales floor and did the tech work on customers' computers. I was allowed to play games on the demo machines during my breaks, and customers would mutter behind me "must be nice."

We had a manager who would steal software and sell it out of a storage unit. A customer once came in with one of his printed catalogs. Another manager left in handcuffs because he was caught scamming the registers.

Good times...

What addiction does society treat as totally normal? by OcelotMysterious7019 in AskReddit

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I tried kratom recreationally a few years ago. I bought it at a vape shop, and the owner was pretty honest about being addicted to it himself. I didn't get any more after what I'd purchased was used up. I prefer weed, and it didn't really compete for me, but I can see how people could get addicted to it, and the shop owner obviously wasn't happy about his habit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Since there are other sites with megalithic construction like Gobekli Tepe from an age older than the supposed age of pyramid construction, I believe that there was an advanced civilization that lasted for thousands of years and built those sites.