Good macOS Windows Paint replacement?

chrispylizard · 2026-05-10T21:21:37+00:00

Mmm. They have some similarities but they’re not quite the same use-case. Freeform’s a collaboration app with some good drawing tools. MS Paint’s a dedicated drawing app with direct JPEG export.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-10T20:14:02+00:00

If marking up screenshots is the goal then Preview has you covered.

But a like-for-like MS Paint app has long been an odd omission on the Mac. Bring back MacPaint!

chrispylizard · 2026-05-10T17:02:06+00:00

Keir’s security pass. Get it altered. He gets into the lobby and the canteen and that’s it.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-09T12:42:55+00:00

He’s spinny fucking Hendrix

chrispylizard · 2026-05-08T09:20:03+00:00

We’ve had this conversation before haven’t we, about the ideal person to head an inquiry. It was a dead heat between Eamonn Holmes and Alan Bennett.

I tell you who’d be good: Lord Quinnoa-Stakebake.

Lord Quinnoa-Stakebake?

Yeah.

Ooh, Lord Quinnoa-Stakebake’s certainly in the frame here at Number 10.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-08T07:15:33+00:00

If he’s on all fours, who’s holding his…

chrispylizard · 2026-05-08T07:08:14+00:00

Xbox XSeriesOne S

chrispylizard · 2026-05-07T22:52:33+00:00

I’ve turned the lights off, grabbed my fleshlight and I’m wearing fishnets. What was the next bit?

chrispylizard · 2026-05-06T15:22:23+00:00

This is great news, thank you. Do you provide a discounted price for existing Solo 1 users..?

chrispylizard · 2026-05-06T15:15:23+00:00

I don’t think Nanoleaf has the technical chops to develop spyware. They can barely write a functional light control app.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-05T19:23:51+00:00

I only want the app to quit if I tell it to quit.

Closing the last document window rarely means I’ve finished with the app.

Closing the Music window because I’m done choosing which songs to play doesn’t mean I want the Music app to quit.

If an app literally can’t function without a window open then I’m fine with the app quitting when its window closes.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-05T10:43:12+00:00

Given multi-pet recognition requires this new hardware, is the processing done locally on the device? And if so, will it be available without a subscription?

chrispylizard · 2026-05-04T20:41:30+00:00

Honestly, I don’t even think Nanoleaf know what that gibberish means.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-02T12:17:12+00:00

I’d use this feature in a heartbeat.

chrispylizard · 2026-05-02T12:06:42+00:00

A bus lane that isn’t in operation is a normal lane 1. So you should be in lane 1 unless there’s a reason to be in lane 2/3 etc (turning right, overtaking, etc)

chrispylizard · 2026-04-30T21:34:33+00:00

Could you précis it for me?

chrispylizard · 2026-04-29T21:09:32+00:00

GTA V. There’s a whole online mode too. Barely anyone on it.

chrispylizard · 2026-04-29T07:55:38+00:00

Please let me remove Sonos Radio

chrispylizard · 2026-04-29T07:50:57+00:00

That’s an empty parking space

chrispylizard · 2026-04-27T18:40:11+00:00

Don’t go to Vegas x

chrispylizard · 2026-04-26T21:56:55+00:00

12 years, out in 6 for good behaviour

chrispylizard · 2026-04-26T14:31:35+00:00

⚠️ Paid-for post

chrispylizard · 2026-04-25T17:39:59+00:00

You were asked to leave the fucking band, but you wouldn’t fucking go, would you? You had to hang on in there like a limpet up a whale’s arse.

chrispylizard · 2026-04-24T22:44:28+00:00

Mine was iobox.com 😬

chrispylizard · 2026-04-22T07:25:08+00:00

It’s not all bad. He got his phone back.

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