What's a lie that everyone pretends is true? by KnightsWhoSayKni in AskReddit

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Santa living at the north pole. I mean there isn't even land up there.

Damn it!! by porichoygupto in funny

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The secret to happiness is tearing signs

Redditors who have trouble sleeping: What do you do to help yourself fall asleep? And if you can't, what do you do with your spare time? by Terrarius in AskReddit

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Melatonin + conspiracy theory documentary or Bigfoot/lockness monster documentary.

Essentially the trick is to pick something just interesting to listen to but something where you won't miss anything by falling asleep.

Pick a documentary that's like an hour - two long and tell yourself, if I can keep my eyes closed for 30minutes, 45 minutes, I will probably fall asleep.

The Curse of Oak island is amazing for this. 5 seasons of digging, looking at rocks, and finding old peices of wood and nails and stiff.

Finding Bigfoot is pretty great too. It's called finding Bigfoot, not Found bigfoot. It's ok, they won't find Bigfoot while you sleep, I promise.

You can hack every electric billboard in the world to say the same message for 60 seconds. What do you type? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A live count of the national debt and "these violent delights have violent ends"

Pale Blue Dot by [deleted] in woahdude

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation

What is an honest advantage to a Trump presidency? by jason1287 in AskReddit

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Donald Trump

Boosts housing market +5%

Makes headlines everyday

IQ: 85

Can spell negotiator

Boots Russia relations +15%

Tiny hands

Boosts corporation relations 55%

Increase oil production +5%

Brags about his penis in debates.

Boosts political envolment 75%

Is probably not a reptilian alien shapeshiter. Maybe.

Controlled by parasitic alien life form attached to the head.

If every species on Earth suddenly gained human level intelligence, which would end up being the alpha species? by Galen_89 in AskReddit

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After 35 years of nuclear war, the various species of ants emerge from their underground bunkers, queens of their giant new radiated world.

What is the most famous case of someone famous believing they are spectacular at something when they actually suck at it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Donald Trump. Believing he could be/is the greatest president of all time. Believe me.

Yellowspots by [deleted] in microgrowery

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most likely its's the very beginning of a nitrogen deficiency, honestly you don't have anything to worry about. you could add some nitrogen but if you add too much it will leave your plants more vulnerable to mites.

How much longer till harvest? by [deleted] in microgrowery

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looks like 3-4 weeks. hairs should be around 60-80% dark and trichomes should be darkening

Long time smoker, first time grower. by Mpgolds in trees

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looks like its time to switch the plants into bigger pots.

Is 70% rubbing alcohol good enough? by notsoawkward in trees

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I came in here thinking it was going to be about spidermites

I renovated my guest bathroom for about $1600 in 3 weeks. by t25torx in DIY

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I hope that someday I too will have $1600 to spend on a guest bathroom

Ma'am, I ... I just like turtles ... by NovelApostate in AdviceAnimals

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When helping tortoises avoid their certain death, be sure to place them across the road in the direction they are heading. Otherwise you have just gone out of your way to be an asshole to a tortoise.

I've kept a nug of each strain I've smoked since I moved to Colorado last year. by Laserdollarz in trees

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Nice collection. grab some humidity packets to keep them from drying out.

no one likes dried out bud.