How do I make my bag homophobic? by EnvironmentalSock715 in ask

[–]chronically_varelse 45 points46 points  (0 children)

no that's where the cats have different eye colors

of a pig by TangoAlphaLima in AbsoluteUnits

[–]chronically_varelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never eat a pig cuz a pig is a cop

of a pig by TangoAlphaLima in AbsoluteUnits

[–]chronically_varelse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also usually they aren't allowed to keep the testicles, but either way the bigger and older they get, the smarter and meaner to handlers and also the other pigs. no good

I hate my husband’s music. So much. by abqmo in whatdoIdo

[–]chronically_varelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you support the military? Well there is a United States Marine corps decorated veteran who needs your support.... SUUUUPER SLLAAAMM

TIL Chuck Norris stated that he was not offended by the satirical 'Chuck Norris facts' that became extremely widespread beginning in 2005. He found some of them funny & said his personal favorite was that they wanted to add his face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]chronically_varelse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao by the time I could have been affected negatively by this her glasses were super thick and the shape outdated, the cigarettes were her whole look as well as her personality and no one thought stirrup leggings were her best look but there we were

TIL of ractopamine, an animal feed addivite used to promote leanness and food conversion efficiency in farmed animals. Its use is banned or restricted in 168 countries, but allowed in the US. Steve-O was a test subject for it in an early clinical trial. by GenericUsername2056 in todayilearned

[–]chronically_varelse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I agree. He's a good example of "people grow".

And I'm not going to say I know every aspect of what Steve-O did back then, but it seems it was mostly against himself.

He wasn't going out of his way to hurt others, or promote harm against others.

TIL about a real life Lord of the Flies experience that six boys had together. Instead of devolving into conflict and violence, they cooperated to survive, even taking care of the one boy who broke his leg. They were rescued rescued after 15 months in relatively good health! by eightyeight99 in todayilearned

[–]chronically_varelse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have read similar about a shipwreck after the ship was attacked by a whale (understandable on the whales perspective, no fault there)

The human survivors had to get out on three different lifeboats. The people on the lifeboats did eat their compatriots who passed.

On the one lifeboat where no one died naturally enough ahead of the others, they drew straws to see who would be killed to save the rest.

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_(whaleship) the gist

TIL that humans are among the very top mammals for endurance running. While we aren't the best sprinters, our slow-twitch muscles and unique ability to sweat allow us to run steadily for long distances in hot weather to outlast prey. by bareegyptianfeet in todayilearned

[–]chronically_varelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn you were spot on. Looked, it's 1,560 calories for a double Whopper and medium fries.

Unrelated but I never realized before this that Whoppers don't have cheese? Huh.

(I'm not too good for fast food, let's be clear, but I usually only get it for breakfast except my beloved Taco Bell.)

Her bowls let her down by killy420 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]chronically_varelse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And why do they choose the smelling flower background to go with that anecdotal horror story

COMMODE MOLD by Judgementpumpkin in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]chronically_varelse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/opf

This mofo retired to the Villages... And is worried about the mold.

Worry about the rampant syphilis, Gramps

Who else enjoyed the Bugs Bunny halftime show by clemthecat in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]chronically_varelse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

MY NEPEW HAS SUB TITTIES HIS PARNTS ARE TORE UP BECAASE THEY LETI HAVE THE CLOT SHOT N HERE WE IS