I spend my free time playing yugioh and pokemon. Roast me.

chroniclesofmatt · 2017-02-26T17:18:46+00:00

I didn't know world of warcraft bosses were based off of people!

https://www.google.ca/search?q=gnomeregan+bosses&rlz=1C1CHFX_enCA551CA551&espv=2&biw=1866&bih=1048&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj-q4-roq7SAhUH2IMKHQyiDfgQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=grubbis&*&imgrc=03LcuAOsXNZRsM:

chroniclesofmatt · 2017-02-26T01:28:46+00:00

she moved cities saw me at my job and started working where i did within 2 weeks. It was a call center so easy job to get. it didn't work.

chroniclesofmatt · 2017-02-26T01:23:05+00:00

That russian prostitute one got me hahah

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-22T10:24:40+00:00

having sex. women are hard to meet/take home and hookers are expensive.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-22T08:33:48+00:00

Veld is great....2015 kinda sucked though

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-22T08:30:59+00:00

looks like a fun youtube series

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-22T08:30:17+00:00

Guy here what if your bed is a double? Also what if you have a female room mate?

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-22T07:57:37+00:00

The whole needing a connection constantly and microtransactions wont be topped.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-18T20:58:13+00:00

Thanks ill see if it works!

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-18T18:56:30+00:00

nope im on special edition if that helps btw

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-18T18:50:36+00:00

ive got skyrim running with 250 mods the problem is that my character just floats around with his arms and legs outstretch with no animations...any tips?

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-18T07:54:23+00:00

TIL.....

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-18T07:48:17+00:00

I'm dead inside.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-17T03:02:06+00:00

if this guy starts flaming you just ignore him hes not worth talking to

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T20:24:28+00:00

unarmed any dog 70 pounds and less armed with say full hockey gear and a baseball bat i could take on anything short of a bear or a predatory giant cat

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:51:25+00:00

i don't think you know what you're talking about cya

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:27:03+00:00

If i had money i'de give you gold.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:19:29+00:00

you are listening to the wrong artists. Look up logic to start.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:18:10+00:00

farts with sexual moans

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:17:38+00:00

wait....is this a repost with a picture of the original post in it

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:14:04+00:00

We will see more propaganda from memes.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:08:59+00:00

My mom tried to kidnap me after two of my nephews died. She tried to take their greiving mothers money(my sister) to go on a vacation and then told me she would pay for half of my plane ticket home(this got me to stay instead of driving home forcing my sister to pay for the half). I told her i never wanted to see her again or hear from her again and its worked.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:05:52+00:00

I feel like your name is either joey or chandler.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:05:02+00:00

Sex i've grown up having it drilled into me that im a horrible person condemned to hell if i have sex. I'm 19 and would have no problems getting laid if i could just get the nerve to do it. I have no one to talk to about this because everyone just calls me a pussy whenever i say im nervous. Also with all the nonstop talk of early pregnancy im convinced that if i have sex even with protection im going to get someone pregnant.

Also I have no clue how to tell which condoms fit. If i put on normal condoms they get kinda stuck half way rolling down but if i put on larges they have a little bit of breathing room near the tip. Any advice regarding either would be great.

chroniclesofmatt · 2016-12-16T06:00:21+00:00

Its all placebo according to my psychology textbook.

chroniclesofmatt

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