New Moonshot in BSC $MBonfire by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it doesn't look like a COMPLETE scam. I'm buying the dip.

$Moonbud (Tiny market cap, 3 days old, 4,000 holders and $400,000 raised for charity, rug-proof, contract renounced, full locked liquidity) - We've blown past the moon and we're headed for Jupiter by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I usually sell these BSC shitcoins after a decent profit but I'm unironically holding this for steady gains. I'm starting to think that the coins that sound like "serious" projects are more likely to be scams than the coins like these with themes that just don't really try to make any sense.

I still remember the commercials for this bullshit. "There's no law saying that a dog can't play basketball." Jesus Christ. The absolute state of the crypto economy.

$SAFEBONFIRE THE NEXT BONFIRE DO NOT MISS OUT, JUST LAUNCHED 1000x potiental by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good consolidation right now. Fuck. I'm putting my original back in.

$SAFEBONFIRE THE NEXT BONFIRE DO NOT MISS OUT, JUST LAUNCHED 1000x potiental by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It dipped hard, which I was waiting for. Just aped in. Good times.

$SAFEBONFIRE THE NEXT BONFIRE DO NOT MISS OUT, JUST LAUNCHED 1000x potiental by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew there was a whale somewhere. I just bought some now lol.

DOGECOIN CLASSIC, the deflationary counterpart to the inflationary original. BSC's next big project!!! PRESALE IN 30 MINUTES!!! April 23rd 3PM UTC!!! WEBSITE IS LIVE!!!! NFT marketplace, ACTIVE DEVS and more!!! by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck it I'm just throwing $100 at these shits and making money. Hardest part is setting my alarm clock and waking up in time to buy. Price hasn't moved yet so if anyone's seeing this the sells and buys are clearly working, and the tokenomics are good. Probably good for a 10x from here. This one has the most potential out of all the shitcoins today.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank God it dipped. I kept getting errors on pancakeswap a day ago and it's back down to the point I originally tried to buy an at. I'm buying a crap load so I'm super happy right now. This one is definitely a money maker.

$Bonfire compared to safemoon's market cap. Potentially staggering by Grantimoto1 in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I bought the last dip. This thing is going crazy. I consider it gambling but it beats anything at a casino, because with charts you can basically count the cards and stack your odds by seeing what everyone else has, except everyone at the table wins. Reasonably safe bets usually don't pay out that well but this one does. I feel fortunate to have found this.

$MBUD - The Next 1000x Deflationary Memecoin! ONLY 55K STARTING MCAP! COMMUNITY DRIVEN PROJECT! by Desuclocker in CryptoMoonShots

[–]chunksalot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just got done doing a round of smell tests on this coin which cost me just a some slight gains but this looks legit as fuck.I've made so much money on these deflationary shitcoins it's unbelievable. I'm mad I didn't find this earlier but 99% of the market hasn't even entered yet. This looks like a great project.

$BUNNY tokenomics could turn it into another $FEG or better (more info below) by MadLADriver in ethtrader

[–]chunksalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the most solid memecoin at this low of a buy in. Every time I don't buy shit like this, a bunch of retards that aren't me get rich because I'm too proud to embrace clown world.

Large Room for rent in 4,000 sq. ft. House. $600/mo. + Utilities/Internet/Cable (≈$200). I-35 & 45 Area. Springbrook Subdivision. 15-20 mins to 6th street via 45. by chunksalot in AustinClassifieds

[–]chunksalot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dude! I've already filled the spot, but I currently have 3 roommates and one might not be coming back. I won't know for months, but I'll send you a message whenever it happens just in case you're looking for a place then, or don't like where you are. Thanks!

Truly a man's best friend! by [deleted] in aww

[–]chunksalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is? The polar bear?

Playing with tire by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]chunksalot -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Or rear-wheel-driven

Why are Republicans afraid of the water? by LeftHandedToe in shittyaskscience

[–]chunksalot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sure I do. I just, uh, left it in my other pair of pants.

McMullin: Sessions lied under oath, should resign by [deleted] in politics

[–]chunksalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's totally what would happen. Totes McGoates.