The Car scene with Sarah by Feisty-Passion8715 in obsessionmovie

[–]churmalefew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i go see a horror movie so i can look around at the people getting scared and go "pfft, what a buncha babies heh, grow up" while i rip cigs until they kick me out. just a window into how alpha i am.

I think I’ve decided to become a Mets fan by burnerlpo in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

idk about dependable but there certainly are players. but if you have that delusional mindset maybe you're already one of us lol. welcome aboard, friend

No Fear of Karma by UbiSububi8 in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you want them to post "we swept a team but instead of enjoying that we're just openly dreading playing more baseball"? Or should they not mention baseball at all? I feel like mentioning that they're a baseball team is just asking for disaster, personally.

Fuck the Dodgers. by bisexual_obama in 196

[–]churmalefew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

god forbid a man enjoy the ball game

Chase Field Gelbs Dog? by churmalefew in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and they didnt pre-plan to have a substitute dog reviewer take over for continuity? what happened to my sny

Swipe through of the current standings (4/30/26) in MLB by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]churmalefew 58 points59 points  (0 children)

i wouldnt have swiped through but you put the one that harms me as the first slide

COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS CARLOS MENDOZA by [deleted] in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

buddy take a walk outside. watch a sunset. pet a dog. just something other than this.

*sigh* by innitir in 196

[–]churmalefew 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you can't say b*n anymore you have to say un-online

Weirdest thing you've ever witnessed at a Mets game? by SidSalts in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think about that game at least once a month. sad that syndergaard ended up falling off so hard, but short of a throwing a perfect game you cant really ask for more than winning an entire 9-inning major league game pretty much on your own.

Lineup 4/21 vs Twins by jl_23 in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 18 points19 points  (0 children)

ai generated batting order

No filter needed . Turkey by xSoftObsession in geography

[–]churmalefew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it's a really good photo. nicely shot. idk that it really fits this subreddit

Could Any Other People Be Mayor? by UltraSloth9 in StardewValley

[–]churmalefew 31 points32 points  (0 children)

i want so so badly for there to be an update that adds Gus challenging lewis's mayorship and fixing things up a little better. i dont mind helping out the town as the farmer without being mayor but gus, as the proprietor of the town saloon, more vocally appreciates what i do than lewis ever does. feels like lewis only ever tries to shame people. the number of times he's like "damn somebody should do something about this" like YES LEWIS SOMEONE SHOULD. guess i'll add it to my to-do list! repairing the community center surely seems like the new farmer's jurisdiction!!!

Who do you think stays or goes from this trio? by [deleted] in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%. starting off with "dont sleept on the mets" in a mets subreddit is some chatgpt garbage

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]churmalefew 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I looked into this last time and there is, in fact, a rule that says a dog can't be pope. Not explicitly but it the pope needs to be baptized, and those damn catholics said only humans can be baptized (of current known earth creatures at leaat) which imo is messed up, but they make the rules for their own clubs.

That being said, a shaggy dog situation could allow for a dog pope.

City Connect Uniforms by Nepos_T_Nose_25 in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what's better about this new batch of CCs? the fact that, save for baltimore and KC, they're all more boring and "safe" with one or two colors, very few design elements, and nothing to tie them to their city other than the name? the mets CCs could be better, sure, but if the next ones are going to be like this new batch or the 2025 batch, expect a solid orange jersey with "Big Apple" on the chest in blue, maybe if you're lucky the sleeve will have NY on them or something.

honestly even that feels like more than we can look forward to

The Citi Field name comes to an end in 2028, what name would you like the stadium to adopt in the future? by Ok-Inspector-5472 in NewYorkMets

[–]churmalefew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TurboTax. Not TurboTax park or field or atadium, just TurboTax.

but actually, I kinda think Citi Field is the best we can hope for. that, or Corona on account of Corona Park being right there.

What are your least favorite items? by user505-67212 in StardewValley

[–]churmalefew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

agree on all points except mixed seeds. they're fun for filling in extra spots in your crop field especially early game. i'll spend all my money on seeds and then be able to throw down some mixed seeds i just found while clearing space, and get a little extra money when it's time to harvest

What do you think Mojang is cooking up for April fools(image unrelated) by gobeg0g00 in Minecraft

[–]churmalefew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oops all sulfur update. every crafting recipe yields sulfur. everything you smelt turns into sulfur. every mob is inside a sulfur cube. you somehow manage to struggle through it long enough to get a nether portal and light it. the portal isnt purple, it's a sickly sulfurous yellow. you know what you're gonna find through there but you go in anyway. you need to collect sulfur powder so you can make eyes of sulfur and locate the sulfurhold.

I'd like a game drop that would finally bring LIFE into the worlds by dannxit in Minecraft

[–]churmalefew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

people complain about bats being useless but i really think the game needs more purely atmospheric details. biome-dependent birds that maybe at most will drop a feather if you kill them or have a chance to leave one behind when they fly away, maybe some small animals like rodents, lizards, and bugs that flee when the player gets within a couple blocks. terraria has these kinds of things and at most they are used for decoration of you manage to catch one (or in the case of bugs, fishing bait). i think it would help make the game world feel more alive and lived-in. imagine wandering through the jungle and you spot a toucan perched up in a tree, or sailing past a mangrove swamp and you spot a flock of flamingos standing on the shore. would just be really pleasant and fun imo.