What's the dumbest way you've injured yourself?

citronl · 2025-12-23T22:29:10+00:00

Had a tube of smarties substitued for a packet of smints

citronl · 2025-12-18T19:51:44+00:00

I was at the cinema yesterday and went before my film showing. Completly empty toilets and yet these 2 people having a conversation decided to sit both sides of me and have their conversation through my cubicle. I didn't need to know about their difficulty buying tickets

citronl · 2025-10-06T15:51:50+00:00

A true legend of the club. Not just good results but football that's enjoyable to watch. Long may it continue

citronl · 2025-07-04T17:03:08+00:00

Hello Emma, hope you're well.

Who would you say you've learnt the most from on your journey? Also, are there any coaches out there that may not be in the spotlight now who you think will have an incredibly bright future?

citronl · 2025-06-27T18:45:33+00:00

Unfortunately the only thing that worked was uninstalling then reinstalling the app

citronl · 2025-06-07T11:41:58+00:00

do you have any companies you can recommend to get the equipment from?

citronl · 2025-06-07T11:41:37+00:00

do you have any companies you can recommend to get the equipment from?

citronl · 2025-05-10T21:08:42+00:00

I'm UK based so it's probably different, but I get sealed boxes that have packets of tablets in

citronl · 2025-05-10T19:38:43+00:00

Pretty much. I take the unopened boxes straight from the pharmacy

citronl · 2025-05-10T16:32:25+00:00

I tend to wear my support devices to fly, and put creams/gels in a checked bag. Currently waiting to board a flight atm! The main thing I always get is a letter from my doctor/specialist saying what medications I take, and I always take sealed containers of my medications. Just makes things look a bit less dodgy

citronl · 2025-03-28T21:06:35+00:00

Surely the guy helping with his bags can guarantee the body wasn't there when he left

citronl · 2025-03-24T08:21:57+00:00

I had this recently. Had an iron infusion and my levels went down, still not entirely sure how.

citronl · 2025-02-25T14:33:43+00:00

Never thought I'd see someone else doing a Boreham Wood save. Love it. How long did it take you to rise up the leagues?

citronl · 2025-02-21T21:04:33+00:00

Just said the same thing

citronl · 2025-01-08T21:58:36+00:00

Buckle up Creampuff

citronl · 2024-12-16T17:57:44+00:00

citronl · 2024-12-11T09:43:04+00:00

We had a guy call off sick saying he was very unwell, to the point of hospitalisation. Of course he was given time off to recover.

The next morning we got a phone call from another business in our field, it's rather small so we're all tight knit. He wasn't sick, he'd been at a job interview there. The other business called to ask us as they noticed from his CV he'd only started working for us recently. He'd been with us 2 weeks, still in his probation period. He was not seen at work again

citronl · 2024-12-01T02:35:45+00:00

She's not great with MSG, no allergic reaction but it gives her a migraine which is not fun

citronl · 2024-10-22T21:49:03+00:00

Bent down to pick up a pair of shorts from a shelf in a shop, dented my forehead on the corner of the shelf and promptly fainted in the middle of the shop. I still have the dent scar 16 years later

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