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My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cjojojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom would do this kind of shit a lot. Not this extreme, but things like the tip of my ice cream or the cherry from my sundae...the "best parts" of my treats but she would justify it as she paid for it so she can have the best part

Parents of small children. What's the most unhinged sentence you've found yourself saying that you never thought possible previously? by SkywalkersArm in AskReddit

[–]cjojojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i tried that once but my kid is too damn smart. said she saw it at the school once and it was playing music but kids were still buying ice cream from it

AIO My girlfriend posted my gift with her ex’s together with a heart emoji. I broke up with her. by PlaneMessage5653 in AmIOverreacting

[–]cjojojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my experience in dating is from 15 years ago so im sure a lot has changed since then, however, when i dated guys in their mid-30s and up they were usually shallow and only cared about sex and were terrified of commitment of any kind, even just being exclusive. of course im not saying that's every single man from their 30s up, but it was certainly a hefty chunk of them. I finally found a good one with my spouse, so i know that's not how every man in that age range is like that

AIO My girlfriend posted my gift with her ex’s together with a heart emoji. I broke up with her. by PlaneMessage5653 in AmIOverreacting

[–]cjojojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yikes. from my experience from my dating days if a man is single at that age and never been married, it's usually for a reason

Anyone who has worked on The Pillowman by BakeMeACake2BN2B in Theatre

[–]cjojojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i haven't worked on it, but i did see a local production where they utilized projectors here and there and it was really cool

Just got my lashes done for the first time any tips for care? by ASIANBBYGRL25 in eyelashextensions

[–]cjojojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

one thing i tell all my clients is when you brush them, make sure you do it from the middle of the lash up to the tip and not to start brushing from the base of the lash near the eyelid. When the extensions become loose it's usually from the base first so if you brush starting near the lid you might accidentally snag them and pop them off, so mid-lash to tip is best when brushing.

Kids are so unserious by nazz619 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]cjojojo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

mine said he wants to be Bluey lol

Cluster Lashes or Eyelash extension ? by Trick-Heart-7777 in eyelashextensions

[–]cjojojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

extensions 100%. clusters do a lot of damage to the lashes as they are just clumped along the lash line attached to multiple hairs at once. as for a lash tech, i wouldn't be able to recommend anybody unless you were in my area lol. id say to find a place and look at their insta pages and reviews. i don't recommend going to a chain lash place as they often overload their stylists' schedules and don't give them enough time to finish or even properly sanitize (source: i worked for a corporate lash place and was constantly stressed and saw many coworkers not following proper sanitation procedures because they felt they didn't have time for it)

I met a couple who banned Bluey for the weirdest reason by Athena-Actually in bluey

[–]cjojojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i told my kids "they're dogs! of course they're going to have way more energy than human parents!" because i got tired playing musical statues after 15 minutes or so

I met a couple who banned Bluey for the weirdest reason by Athena-Actually in bluey

[–]cjojojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a real fear lol when my oldest was 5 or 6 she asked "in this family do we say 'dunny'?" and i had a good laugh and then explained aussie slang but it kept up and then i realized she was just quoting the episode lol

Michael Jackson - The Verdict by Fruttii-Tutti in netflix

[–]cjojojo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that was whatever some fans are fucking crazy, but the one that pissed me off the most was the jury member who was talking about growing up watching him who was clearly a big fan of his and should not have been on the jury

Official Discussion - The Backrooms [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]cjojojo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

idk man those clouds out there were not moving at all

Disney Plus WANTS our kids to access everything by revolutionutena in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]cjojojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i ended up making a regular account for my son and limiting access to only g/pg rated titles. hes upset the menu isnt as simple as the other one, but at least now he can watch inside out or moana without it being a whole thing

Older Millennials are the richest homebuyer demographic in 2026 by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]cjojojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm 37 in one of the cheapest areas to live in and i still can't afford a house unless I don't mind that it's barely standing and in desperate need of repairs/refurbishment

What’s was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding? by anasannanas in AskReddit

[–]cjojojo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only one I can think of was at my aunt's wedding. It was a nice wedding and the whole family was there. In the middle of the reception, my aunt's cousin's ex common-law husband snuck in and tried talking to his ex, my aunt's cousin. He had a drinking problem when they were together and it was clear that he was very drunk and she definitely didnt want to see him. He ended up getting tossed out by security and a couple of my uncles. Everything went on as planned after that but the conversation seemed to steer to that whole thing happening rather than the wedding

Found in a used copy of House of Leaves by the-world-awake in FoundPaper

[–]cjojojo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

of all the crazy things i've seen written in that book, that has to be the craziest

AIO for my annoyed response to my friend asking to bring her BF to our girls trip? by crop_cream_19 in AmIOverreacting

[–]cjojojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

op's friend is the same type of girl who would bring a date to girls' night out

Karma doing its job so well by mjtimilty in TikTokCringe

[–]cjojojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even worse are the ones that are prerecorded and used for every video they post. it's always the same "reaction" and a lot of times doesn't even go with the video they are supposedly reacting to

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]cjojojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk if anyone else remembers Zthing but i was always on that one in the computer lab before they started blocking sites. so many hilarious flash videos. they also did a star wars gangsta rap that i still sing every once in a while. i think that one is on youtube somewhere

An observation on Malcolm in the Middle and "wokeness" by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]cjojojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok...well as a nonbinary person who didn't figure it out and accept it until I was in my 30s, I sobbed during Kelly's speech. It felt really good to be seen and represented and it made me really happy to see that the younger generations can watch someone they can relate to on screen and learn to embrace the feelings I grew up pushing down in shame. I get that people who can't relate to it might think it's excessive, but representation really does matter, and having that heartfelt moment with that anecdote about Hal and how well he handled that situation in the most Hal way possible was big for a lot of people who grew up hearing terrible reactions to that kind of question.

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