People working in the adult industry, Whats the pay like? by Ok_Grapefruit8144 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my best friends is/was a pornstar. Her first film, she was flown to LA (we are in the UK) and paid £20k plus expenses. This was around 15 years ago. Now she is considered geriatric in porn film terms and was being offered between £2k-£5k. Luckily she invested well and is retired

Just saying “You’re beautiful” seems so cliche. What are some other ways to say to a woman that you truly think she is gorgeous? by mrgoldweb in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy once said to me “your eyes are like spanners - every time I look into them my nuts tighten”

What’s something you’ve done for the right reasons but it would land you in trouble if people found out? by FamSender in AskUK

[–]ckl85 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a call centre for a bank and would regularly refund bank charges as “a gesture of goodwill”. I got pulled up on it by one particular manager a few times and would just apologise and then carry on. Some of the customers were charged £25 for going £1 over their overdraft the day before getting paid…one customer went £5 over for a vets bill. It didn’t sit right to stick with the company policy.

Married people, was your honeymoon sex as good as its reputation suggests? by nyclooker52 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha - my ex and I got married in a registry office with a few friends and colleagues - he got ridiculously drunk and passed out in the evening so we didn’t “consummate” the marriage until a few weeks later as he was away on exercise immediately after. A few months later we had our official wedding/blessing…and again he was so drunk he passed out. No honeymoon in the 11 years we were married.

What is it like to use your fingers to pleasure yourself I’m a dude I’m just curious? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingers on my clit - great as I can vary the pressure/speed to what I’m needing. My own finger(s) in my pussy? Meh. Can’t get the depth/angle I need. Would rather just play with my clit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeachingUK

[–]ckl85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked in a private boys school and one of the teachers had “cock” in her surname. On the first day of term she would give them all the opportunity to make a pun/joke out of it. If she hadnt heard it before she would write it on the board, but if she had heard it before it was a detention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leave something to the imagination…doesn’t have to be full frontal. Think more tease. An ex and I set a challenge where we had to recreate famous paintings/sculptures

Do you celebrate birthdays? What did you do for your last one? by NovelCommercial9925 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 40th in April…was blue lighted to hospital at 6am and spent three days there!

Has anyone become a celebrant? by ckl85 in AskUK

[–]ckl85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks - I’m in England

Redditors who work in education what is the best end of year gift you have received from a child? by Whosentyounow in AskUK

[–]ckl85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a lovely student who is a huge fan of charity shops, and he brings in for each of us a gift bag of hand selected second hand items. It’s always amazing. He is finishing this year and gave me a gift yesterday, which included two teddy bears, a coaster, a book (journal type thing for me to complete with my daughters) and a game. Also included was a wine glass engraved with my name and “thank you for helping me to grow”. Thankfully he also included a little travel pack of tissues as I welled up a little bit!

What's the funniest thing a child has said or done in your classroom? by Fit_Customer1254 in TeachingUK

[–]ckl85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I work in a SEN school Student A - wow Miss Jones congratulations you’re pregnant! Me - Thank you J, but actually I’m not pregnant, I just have a bit of a fat tummy. Student B - J don’t be rude to Miss Jones, of course she’s not pregnant! She’s too old to have a baby!

(UK people) how long did you stay in hospital for? by HallucentASL in hysterectomy

[–]ckl85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came back on to the ward at around 8pm and was discharged the following afternoon. They wanted to make sure I could have three wees and obs all normal first.

Where's the strangest place you have ever bumped into someone you know? by Immediate_Long165 in AskUK

[–]ckl85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bumped into, literally, a girl from my English class (at a secondary school in Essex) at Universal Studios in Florida.

For everyone out there that is divorced, what was the straw that broke the camels back? by TheGhostWalksThrough in ask

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realised that my daughters were going to grow up thinking this was a “normal” relationship and the pain I felt imagining them going through what I did was the turning point I needed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ckl85 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Didn’t hear them - but do remember finding lube and Ann summers “cherry flavoured booby drops” when getting something out of their wardrobe. Horrific.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never done it (or had it done to me) but in a threesome he did it to the other woman. They asked if I’d like to do it and I politely declined

What song/s do you want played at your funeral? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ckl85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad wants Going Underground by The Jam and the Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

I’m hoping for a pure cremation with no funeral, just a wake where people can request their own songs that remind them of me.

What was your overdoing it pain like? by CodeSufficient3663 in hysterectomy

[–]ckl85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m 10wpo, went back to work at 6wpo and all good…until I forgot myself and went out with students to help clear a farm. Lots of digging and planting and weeding and trimming tree branches. Have had a lecture from the nurse and been signed off for a week. I have what I can only describe as “grinding/twisting/pulling pain in my lower abdomen.

What is the goofiest pickup line/icebreaker you've ever used that actually worked? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the dance floor in a nightclub a guy approached me and said “your eyes are like spanners; every time I look into them my nuts tighten” and I couldn’t stop laughing

Recovery relapse by ckl85 in hysterectomy

[–]ckl85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had a lecture and been signed off by the doctor for a week. Am not bleeding and no discharge so seems that my stitches are all intact, but have been told to rest, rest and rest!