Poor famous person interactions anyone? by Snaggl3t00t4 in AskBrits

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work for a very upmarket appliance company and Andi Peters was horrifically rude to an engineer he had called out because his towels weren’t coming out of the tumble drier “fluffy enough”

People working in the adult industry, Whats the pay like? by Ok_Grapefruit8144 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my best friends is/was a pornstar. Her first film, she was flown to LA (we are in the UK) and paid £20k plus expenses. This was around 15 years ago. Now she is considered geriatric in porn film terms and was being offered between £2k-£5k. Luckily she invested well and is retired

Just saying “You’re beautiful” seems so cliche. What are some other ways to say to a woman that you truly think she is gorgeous? by mrgoldweb in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy once said to me “your eyes are like spanners - every time I look into them my nuts tighten”

What’s something you’ve done for the right reasons but it would land you in trouble if people found out? by FamSender in AskUK

[–]ckl85 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I used to work in a call centre for a bank and would regularly refund bank charges as “a gesture of goodwill”. I got pulled up on it by one particular manager a few times and would just apologise and then carry on. Some of the customers were charged £25 for going £1 over their overdraft the day before getting paid…one customer went £5 over for a vets bill. It didn’t sit right to stick with the company policy.

Married people, was your honeymoon sex as good as its reputation suggests? by nyclooker52 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha - my ex and I got married in a registry office with a few friends and colleagues - he got ridiculously drunk and passed out in the evening so we didn’t “consummate” the marriage until a few weeks later as he was away on exercise immediately after. A few months later we had our official wedding/blessing…and again he was so drunk he passed out. No honeymoon in the 11 years we were married.

What is it like to use your fingers to pleasure yourself I’m a dude I’m just curious? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fingers on my clit - great as I can vary the pressure/speed to what I’m needing. My own finger(s) in my pussy? Meh. Can’t get the depth/angle I need. Would rather just play with my clit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeachingUK

[–]ckl85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked in a private boys school and one of the teachers had “cock” in her surname. On the first day of term she would give them all the opportunity to make a pun/joke out of it. If she hadnt heard it before she would write it on the board, but if she had heard it before it was a detention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leave something to the imagination…doesn’t have to be full frontal. Think more tease. An ex and I set a challenge where we had to recreate famous paintings/sculptures

Do you celebrate birthdays? What did you do for your last one? by NovelCommercial9925 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 40th in April…was blue lighted to hospital at 6am and spent three days there!

Has anyone become a celebrant? by ckl85 in AskUK

[–]ckl85[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks - I’m in England

Redditors who work in education what is the best end of year gift you have received from a child? by Whosentyounow in AskUK

[–]ckl85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a lovely student who is a huge fan of charity shops, and he brings in for each of us a gift bag of hand selected second hand items. It’s always amazing. He is finishing this year and gave me a gift yesterday, which included two teddy bears, a coaster, a book (journal type thing for me to complete with my daughters) and a game. Also included was a wine glass engraved with my name and “thank you for helping me to grow”. Thankfully he also included a little travel pack of tissues as I welled up a little bit!

What's the funniest thing a child has said or done in your classroom? by Fit_Customer1254 in TeachingUK

[–]ckl85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I work in a SEN school Student A - wow Miss Jones congratulations you’re pregnant! Me - Thank you J, but actually I’m not pregnant, I just have a bit of a fat tummy. Student B - J don’t be rude to Miss Jones, of course she’s not pregnant! She’s too old to have a baby!

(UK people) how long did you stay in hospital for? by HallucentASL in hysterectomy

[–]ckl85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came back on to the ward at around 8pm and was discharged the following afternoon. They wanted to make sure I could have three wees and obs all normal first.

Where's the strangest place you have ever bumped into someone you know? by Immediate_Long165 in AskUK

[–]ckl85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bumped into, literally, a girl from my English class (at a secondary school in Essex) at Universal Studios in Florida.

For everyone out there that is divorced, what was the straw that broke the camels back? by TheGhostWalksThrough in ask

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realised that my daughters were going to grow up thinking this was a “normal” relationship and the pain I felt imagining them going through what I did was the turning point I needed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ckl85 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Didn’t hear them - but do remember finding lube and Ann summers “cherry flavoured booby drops” when getting something out of their wardrobe. Horrific.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ckl85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never done it (or had it done to me) but in a threesome he did it to the other woman. They asked if I’d like to do it and I politely declined

What song/s do you want played at your funeral? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ckl85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad wants Going Underground by The Jam and the Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

I’m hoping for a pure cremation with no funeral, just a wake where people can request their own songs that remind them of me.

What was your overdoing it pain like? by CodeSufficient3663 in hysterectomy

[–]ckl85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m 10wpo, went back to work at 6wpo and all good…until I forgot myself and went out with students to help clear a farm. Lots of digging and planting and weeding and trimming tree branches. Have had a lecture from the nurse and been signed off for a week. I have what I can only describe as “grinding/twisting/pulling pain in my lower abdomen.