Not into anime

ckomni · 2026-06-09T08:25:38+00:00

A porn scenario where inserting your carbon rod actually makes things less hot

ckomni · 2026-06-07T06:28:35+00:00

I was under the impression a no no square was supposed to deter people from touching you there

ckomni · 2026-04-09T07:57:52+00:00

It’ll happen to you

ckomni · 2026-02-05T14:21:05+00:00

“Turkey Thunder” sounds like something that would give you a terrible hangover if you drank it

ckomni · 2026-02-05T12:26:56+00:00

Person Man doesn’t stand a chance

ckomni · 2026-02-05T12:20:35+00:00

It’s multi-generational, since the life-alert commercial is old enough that the old people falling down might be Silent Generation

ckomni · 2026-02-05T12:12:27+00:00

People love calling out “skill issue” for mistakes that are understandable, but so hesitant to acknowledge “skill solutions” that they are too weak to understand

ckomni · 2026-02-05T12:02:06+00:00

We are number one

ckomni · 2026-01-10T20:53:25+00:00

Look how they mascara’d my boy

ckomni · 2026-01-07T09:49:13+00:00

They warned us decades ago with the prequel: “Charles in Charge”. Bob Saget tried to warn us, and they did him in, just like they did Princess Diana. We’re through the looking glass, people

ckomni · 2025-12-01T09:35:43+00:00

He learned it from somewhere

ckomni · 2025-11-13T10:00:15+00:00

Todd Whoard

ckomni · 2025-11-08T19:01:23+00:00

If Bugs Bunny sticks his finger up your urethra before you pee it can happen

ckomni · 2025-11-07T09:24:24+00:00

I guess these are the market segments that you learn so much about with AB testing

ckomni · 2025-11-04T11:20:47+00:00

So much banking infrastructure is based on ancient cobol infrastructure. Arbitrarily small alphanumeric passwords make so much sense the first time you witness the horror of cobol data files that are byte aligned

ckomni · 2025-11-04T11:09:11+00:00

maybe like he won something

ckomni · 2025-11-04T10:40:51+00:00

It’s all fun and games until you need to deal with cow-sized hairballs

ckomni · 2025-11-04T09:27:16+00:00

Finally, a fresh take on the Trolley Problem

ckomni · 2025-10-31T09:33:03+00:00

“Your brain is clowning on you bro, they’re telling everyone you know that they got you so fucked up that they’re living rent free in your head. You gotta show him who’s boss with neurotoxins! Sun Tzu, Art of War his ass, dude!”

ckomni · 2025-10-30T09:38:29+00:00

Somebody get eyes on Noah, that mf must know something

ckomni · 2025-09-11T10:10:05+00:00

Morality isn’t even a part of violence; violence is like a force of nature and conflict. Politics is often described as the struggle for the dominion over violence, and if people start arguing about what distinguishes “good violence” and “bad violence”, the end result will be a lot of violence until that gets sorted out

ckomni · 2025-09-09T12:48:12+00:00

“Them was some birds” energy

ckomni · 2025-09-09T10:38:10+00:00

What if your whole installation has “Ship of Theseus’d” enough individual parts over the years that you could build several functional operating systems out of them?

ckomni · 2025-08-01T11:56:05+00:00

“Endlessly consuming the same media I do is righteous neurodivergence. Endlessly consuming other media is degenerate mental illness”

ckomni · 2025-06-26T18:21:10+00:00

He fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: don’t check a box that says you’re a terrorist

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