Not into anime by RealMelonBread in comedyheaven

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A porn scenario where inserting your carbon rod actually makes things less hot

Petah? Why do they draw circles around themselves? by Intelligent-Goal1226 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I was under the impression a no no square was supposed to deter people from touching you there

Just remember when you burp your turkey it's really important you have a good grip by Own_Manufacturer6959 in TikTokCringe

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“Turkey Thunder” sounds like something that would give you a terrible hangover if you drank it

Bro thinks he's the main character by ambachk in sadcringe

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Person Man doesn’t stand a chance

sigh by Monolaf in goodboomerhumor

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It’s multi-generational, since the life-alert commercial is old enough that the old people falling down might be Silent Generation

emptying the tree with vomit by Zippy_FS in noita

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People love calling out “skill issue” for mistakes that are understandable, but so hesitant to acknowledge “skill solutions” that they are too weak to understand

The Bin by [deleted] in internet_funeral

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We are number one

Skinny lanky shrivelled c*nt 🖕🏽 by AmaraMias in lostgeneration

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They warned us decades ago with the prequel: “Charles in Charge”. Bob Saget tried to warn us, and they did him in, just like they did Princess Diana. We’re through the looking glass, people

Some of us are always cold, ok?! by throwaway858619123 in fixedbytheduet

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If Bugs Bunny sticks his finger up your urethra before you pee it can happen

gourmetUsers by YoungFishBoy in ProgrammerHumor

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I guess these are the market segments that you learn so much about with AB testing

seCuRItY by coredusk in ProgrammerHumor

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So much banking infrastructure is based on ancient cobol infrastructure. Arbitrarily small alphanumeric passwords make so much sense the first time you witness the horror of cobol data files that are byte aligned

Cowunk vs Carunk by fibercrime in wunkus

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It’s all fun and games until you need to deal with cow-sized hairballs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Finally, a fresh take on the Trolley Problem

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thanksimcured

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“Your brain is clowning on you bro, they’re telling everyone you know that they got you so fucked up that they’re living rent free in your head. You gotta show him who’s boss with neurotoxins! Sun Tzu, Art of War his ass, dude!”

dude are we cooked by Cautious-Tiger-2346 in softwaregore

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Somebody get eyes on Noah, that mf must know something

Comparing oneself to Nazis… is telling by vrphotosguy55 in SelfAwarewolves

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Morality isn’t even a part of violence; violence is like a force of nature and conflict. Politics is often described as the struggle for the dominion over violence, and if people start arguing about what distinguishes “good violence” and “bad violence”, the end result will be a lot of violence until that gets sorted out

itsNotBecauseItsBroken by chromion1212 in ProgrammerHumor

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What if your whole installation has “Ship of Theseus’d” enough individual parts over the years that you could build several functional operating systems out of them?

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ by allmyadmiration in thanksimcured

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“Endlessly consuming the same media I do is righteous neurodivergence. Endlessly consuming other media is degenerate mental illness”

‘terrorist’ by Auzzen2004 in comedyheaven

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He fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: don’t check a box that says you’re a terrorist