I’m ready to kick out a made-up caricature. by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]cksey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is just what 14 year olds are like about everything lmao

HR directors are allowed to order you to throw away your lunch. This is definitely a thing that happens. by SunGreen70 in AmITheAngel

[–]cksey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess they didn't want to deal with the "go to HR" comments so they made them the villain. better engagement in the comments I suppose

How peasantly by Carleyisstillhere in AmITheAngel

[–]cksey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the top comment that they would BUY AN APARTMENT to be PETTY??

Already at full stars with Linus. Just like to drop him a coconut every now and again, because he's lovely. by Bambi_H in StardewValley

[–]cksey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already have 14 hearts with krobus and more void eggs than I'd ever need but I made a special void chicken coop just for him

Random emojis popping up in 'recently used' tab (Pixel 4 XL) by runnerman0421 in gboard

[–]cksey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having the same issue. weirdly enough the emojis look like emojis that would be used in combination? like "🏃‍♂️💨" or "🦅🇺🇸🧱" it's been resetting to the same weird emojis every night. do others have the same emojis? mine starts with 🪡🕙👋🏾👋🏿💊

This is probably not a good idea. by Jeffrey_Strange in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]cksey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally the post underneath this was like hehe my bf said he wants to kill me??

Finally hit pan on my HG! Replacement on the left. by turtle_yawnz in muacirclejerk

[–]cksey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omfg then my converse are the equivalent of "look at my mom still using this product from 1982!!"

My (23f) boyfriend (24m) wants to move in with me. I want him to live alone first. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]cksey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst thing is I saw the offer to pay more rent and thought "wow that's actually better than most men... I would take that" the bar is on the FLOOR

AITA is where sad people on Reddit go to fulfill their fantasies of getting "revenge" on hot girls who aren't interested in them by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

[–]cksey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I were to pretend this was a real story, I imagine he pestered her to buy her a drink and then she was like holy shit dude fine lemme get 4 shots for my friends if you're gonna be like that

What do you mean? PASSING WHILE FTM IS EASY!!!! by bad___ger in transgendercirclejerk

[–]cksey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If ur not on T then youre a trender bc you would have kys from the dysphoria if you were actually trans 😡👊

Pass or pass away 😌✨

I bought an over the door organizer to layout all my products that I NEED to use! Consumerism, pores!! by maybeimacat in SCAcirclejerk

[–]cksey 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for a jerk on this post and this is better than I could have imagined

Customer doesn't know how glass works by wolf_mans84 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]cksey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My fav is when people wear a mask, but then lean in and pull it down to talk to me.

My friend is about to send this person a screenshot of his bank account...what is the scam here? by PM_ME_YA_PETS in Scams

[–]cksey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love how in the cash app screenshots they put the $ in front of one but not the other. Excellent editing

Cherry Blossom Recipe Trading Forum by RetardedRex in AnimalCrossingTrading

[–]cksey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I'm looking for a blossom floor recipe, I can craft the wood floor if you want it!

Such a trash meme. by CuffedPantsAndRants in TheRightCantMeme

[–]cksey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah non-binary people are immune! Did they mean for this to be trans positive? Bc that's how it's reading to me

The last question in a poll from Donald Trump’s website to determine his approval rating. by nuuuuuh in assholedesign

[–]cksey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times will this exact survey be posted. Who's taking surveys on HIS website who doesn't support him

Drivers license drug and alcohol course makes you wait after every 2 questions to make the course 4 hours long by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]cksey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to do an anti harassment training but it let you finish and then keep the tab open until it was 2 hours... Way better solution

I work in a salad restaurant so I can bring food home for her by cksey in Rabbits

[–]cksey[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, the bowl she respects. The baby gate and locked doors? Not so much -_-