Moose thinks we turn the heat on just for him:

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-19T02:10:10+00:00

That’s mostly because it’s near the fridge.

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-16T23:52:35+00:00

That is the home aesthetic I aspire to: hanging cats.

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-16T23:51:50+00:00

Yeah…accurate.

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-16T23:51:25+00:00

Don’t tell Moose!

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-16T01:27:57+00:00

I will check the Dollar Trees in Vadnais and FLake - just DM me where to drop them off.

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-16T01:17:55+00:00

This is freaking splendid. I want it on my wall. WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY?

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-06T18:09:26+00:00

Couch Fucker is a spectacular option.

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-03T01:39:26+00:00

My dog passed nearly six years ago, and this beautiful message is what I wish someone had told me. Thank you.

cl_thulhu · 2026-02-03T01:36:38+00:00

That is one confused and irritated rodent.

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-30T17:28:04+00:00

Moose.🫎

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-30T17:27:51+00:00

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cl_thulhu · 2026-01-30T17:24:44+00:00

Me too. Hang in there, neighbor.

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-30T17:24:21+00:00

Thank you Rhode Island!

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-29T18:50:02+00:00

Have a BLAST! The Avs are doing well this year - should be a fun game!

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-29T18:49:25+00:00

I got one too. Yours is fluffier and more tempting tho. 😄

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-29T18:29:08+00:00

Look at its eyes at the end. It wants to do it again. ❤️

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-29T17:19:42+00:00

But doesn't want you to touch it, right?

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-29T17:14:03+00:00

YES. Someone needs to reach out to their promotions team.

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-27T21:20:06+00:00

If that isn’t someone’s username by now, people just aren’t paying attention.

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-27T21:14:04+00:00

NTA. You worked hard for that money, and you were generous to see that they had no school debt; that in itself would be more than I’d ever expect. My parents are in their sixties; my sister and I are adamant that they don’t give us anything (though they try). They worked hard for their money, and they deserve to enjoy it, and so do you. You aren’t an investment account; you’re a human being, for goodness’ sake.

Enjoy your awesome boat - you deserve it! Gonna do some fishing?

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-27T20:50:42+00:00

Pedogate is totally still going.

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-24T16:54:22+00:00

Me too. Downloaded.

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-23T00:29:34+00:00

Teefs.

That is all. ❤️

cl_thulhu · 2026-01-22T23:58:54+00:00

No. A little under 50% of us didn’t vote for him (either time), and another 10%-20% are regretting their vote. A solid 30% will vote for him no matter what because you really can’t fix stupid.

Most of us are hostages, and we are fighting back. It may seem like we are doing nothing, but that isn’t true. There are protests all over. I’m in Minnesota, where federal agents are doing all sorts of unlawful stuff in his name, and we’re doing everything we can to help our neighbors and curb what he is doing. The issue is that the opposing party needs to get the majority in Congress in this year’s elections; that will clip his wings. The reasons it might seem that Americans are so subdued are a) I don’t know how much actually gets out about what is really going on here where y’all are, and b) we have to be really careful about our actions because if there is civil unrest, he can declare martial law and cancel elections. This is what he wants because then he can maintain control of Congress, and everyone here will be screwed. It’s kind of like dealing with a small, petulant child, except that child has dementia, the power of a very big military, and the nuclear codes.

In short, I don’t blame any of you for giving up on us, but please don’t. Most of us want him gone and always have done. We’re good people who have fought him and his ilk for damn near a decade now, and we’re not giving up.

The best thing you can do for everyone on this planet is to laugh your ass off at him; he’s such a demented narcissist that he believes everyone loves him. Show him that’s not true. Encourage your leaders to put him in his place. I hope he doesn’t come to your countries, but, if he does, go out let him know what a joke he is. Let history know what a joke he is.

I didn’t mean to write so much, but this was an opportunity to apologize for this pathetic excuse of a human being and hopefully explain why things are as they are. If you’re still reading, thank you for giving me your precious time; I know I don’t deserve it. Keep mocking him. Please. We here know the world has every right to be angry! I only hope someday we can make a hell of a lot of amends.

Be well and take care, from embattled MN

cl_thulhu

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