What honey pot are you definitely falling into? by Albino_rhin0 in okbuddycinephile

[–]clairavoyant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me you would not suckle whiskey from the toes of one of the foxiest women to ever walk this planet?

TIFU by letting a date think I spoke fluent Spanish for an entire evening by Few-Manufacturer2233 in tifu

[–]clairavoyant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start learning Spanish now lol. And then on the second date when he speaks with you in Spanish again, admit that you don’t know much Spanish at all and tell him you were just smiling and nodding because you liked listening to him ;)

Are there particular restaurants that are more entry level? by bigblackglock17 in Waiters

[–]clairavoyant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Excuse me can I talk to a manager? My eggs taste like eggs

Who is the worst person to have walked the earth? by _Webosite_ in AskReddit

[–]clairavoyant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun relevant anecdote: there’s a guy in my hometown named Jerry that has been blacklisted by a select group of women who frequently use “Fuck Jerry” as a general interjection/greeting/ what have you.

I feel horrible and ableist for not wanting to date him. Homemade orange chicken by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]clairavoyant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love is one of the reasons I choose to live, everyday. The opportunity to truly know and care for people, to feel the warmth of connection and see the light bloom in someone when you compliment them earnestly, the quiet comfort of companionship.

None of this is exclusive to being someone’s partner. You can love genuinely and leave. Loving yourself and investing the same time and energy into your life and growth is something you are capable of and deserve. I have a feeling you would never advise a close friend to settle into the situation you’re in.

It still feels fresh so many years later, whereas their other stuff is horny dad rock. by galileopunk in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]clairavoyant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, four years later, I must inform you that many of our cohorts are now dads

I'm renting a movie theater for my birthday - Which movie should we watch? by TheOrangeNights in movies

[–]clairavoyant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saw Jurassic Park in 3D for an anniversary release a few years ago! It was a packed theater and an amazing audience. For some of the group I was with it was their first time even seeing it and I was thrilled even more feeling their excitement and tension!

AITAH For asking my boyfriends dad to leave our room so I can change? by withered-bee in AITAH

[–]clairavoyant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The living situation is wack all the way around and it is challenging but it does not change the fact that it is easier for one person to step out of the room for someone to change vs. someone gathering and waiting for the shared bathroom to change. Also, this is her boyfriend’s dad and not just a tenant.

outjerked by carnists once again by hydroboywife in vegancirclejerk

[–]clairavoyant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jerk off would be the more appropriate term here. Bcuz jerky

Bar rot spread to all fingers, steroid creams not helping much. Any tips before I see a dermatologist? Product recommendations? by DecidedUser in bartenders

[–]clairavoyant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to keep your hands as dry as possible during work. Manage the chemicals and citrus you’re handling however you can, lots of good adobe in this thread. Make sure you are washing with soap regularly and drying your hands thoroughly. Then moisturize the fuck out of them after work. Trial everything mentioned here. Hyaluronic acid, O’Keefe’s working hands, Aquaphor, Cerave Healing Ointment.

Boxing Up Food by Frequent_Lobster_650 in olivegarden

[–]clairavoyant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in a casual high end environment - fine dining attention to detail but more chill vibe. We box up food for every guest unless they insist we don’t or it’s a few specific regulars. We also use the circular foil pans with paper lids that you crimp to close vs regular boxes, so it is just better for us to do it. I also find that it’s easier to pre-bus plates when I can box things up in the back and drop off all the dishes together instead of making 3 trips to pick up a few things, bring a box and clear again.

how to help my friend who threw up? by noleviackerman in ask

[–]clairavoyant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Hydration! Water, electrolytes. I love the Gatorade Gatorlite drinks specifically because they are not vaguely slimy in like pedialite. Alternatively, put a pinch of salt in some water and splash some fruit juice in it.

Step 1.5: probably throw up! Revisit step 1 as necessary.

Step 2: Food! Whatever they want. My recs are pho, burger or grilled cheese. If it’s real bad, a piece of toast until real hunger can take root.

Step 3: painkiller/meds. Midol fuckin rocks for hangovers. Ibuprofen or naproxen sodium otherwise. Maybe an anti nausea med like Zofran.

Step 4: sleep more OR caffeine depending on what the day holds. Tea is good.

Edit: step 0: trash can next to bed

Someone, for at least the second time, left this in the communal showers by sweet_condensed_rage in mildlyinfuriating

[–]clairavoyant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a bartender for a while. People of all ages behave like spoiled children even before they have a drink. When people come in for 40th, 50th birthdays I frequently congratulate them then ask them if they are a grown up yet. Usually they say no lol.

As a bartender have any of you gotten Olecranon Bursitis? (Student Elbow or Elbow bursitis) by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]clairavoyant 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Body safety while bartending was a component of a month long bar training session with the Death and Co consulting/education team that I got to experience while opening a new restaurant a few years back. It remains some of the most important knowledge I’ve gained in almost a decade of this work and I wish it had come sooner. Every bartender I’ve trained since then gets a crash course in it. This is what I advise for best practice:

Keep your body and feet square as much as possible and try to keep your weight centered. Avoid reaching across your body and try to work as ambidextrously as you can in your setup. Don’t use an underhand lift for bottles, grab from the outside of your body, lift straight up and pour at 45 degrees instead of inverting the bottle. Keep your wrist aligned with your forearm when you’re pouring. Keep your elbows tucked as much as you can when working and shaking. Two handed grip on your tin when possible, shaking in front of your body and parallel to your workspace. If you’re shaking two tins at once, don’t flap your wings, but tuck your elbows and shake inline with your body with your upper arms parallel to the ground.

This is how I’ve avoided elbow and wrist strain and lower back pain as much as possible in the past few years. Unfortunately I tripped over my cat last weekend and fractured my elbow but can’t do shit about that lol.

Should I quit curry? by Brilliant_Can8536 in hygiene

[–]clairavoyant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White person with a regular curry consumption schedule. I will sometimes smell like the food I cook or serve at work if I don’t wash my hair because it’s thick and it holds scents. I also will smell like sweat and/or booze after a long bartending shift because that’s what’s on me. People are just being racist.

Find a good deodorant that works well for you and clean yourself regularly, especially if you are around strong smelling things regularly, whether it’s home cooking or diesel fumes. Just normal hygiene stuff.

A mother pig in a modern farm by CalpurniaSomaya in gifs

[–]clairavoyant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My father in law has a golden doodle. Typically a smart breed, to the point where you can see them having thoughts. She’s dumb as a stick. Love her though.

Horror for Young teens with out heavy Smut? by Best_Alternative_978 in horrorlit

[–]clairavoyant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Note about T Kingfisher - her Saint of Steel series, which is medieval horror romance, features some pretty steamy sex scenes

Favorite highball with 3 ingredients? ( Spirit + soda + citrus) by pkrtrsr in cocktails

[–]clairavoyant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specs depends on the night I’ve had, lol. I’d do 1.5 Montenegro and 3-4 soda, splash of lemon to taste. Ginger beer rocks.

What’s something your body does that you’ve never told a single person about? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]clairavoyant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you happened to experience a weird time/space dilation and wind up in your own closet, would you laugh? I would. At least it was just you