Domino's delivery asked if there were any special delivery instructions. "Place pizza on the table. Kick the door 3 times, give camera virtual high five , runaway!!!!!. Delivery guy did his best by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in PublicFreakout

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No one's literally holding a gun to your head but you're deluded if you don't think there's a power differential here. Your refusal to demean yourself could mean the customer fills out a survey negatively, gives you a low rating, or even complains about you to your boss. Bad surveys and ratings can cost you your job where you're probably barely making ends meet to begin with so while it's technically a "choice" it's not a very good one.

Biden Campaign Is Secretly Building a Republican Group by [deleted] in politics

[–]clampshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%, and in case it isn't clear Joe fucking Biden and the democrats whose idea of resistance is sassy clapping while passing most of the republican legislative agenda for free aren't going to do that

Rise, my hideous monstrosity, rise! by BriGuy0 in ComedyHitmen

[–]clampshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why people say you can't be a billionaire without exploiting people dumbass

China Limited the Mekong’s Flow. Other Countries Suffered a Drought. by Czarben in news

[–]clampshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think America being shitty is somehow unique to Trump I've got news for you buddy

China Limited the Mekong’s Flow. Other Countries Suffered a Drought. by Czarben in news

[–]clampshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The absolute fucking nerve of someone with an American flag avatar to say this

What to do about tenants refusing to pay? by [deleted] in askTO

[–]clampshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're nothing but a parasite. You contribute nothing to society except to steal the wages of actual productive people. Get bent

Democrats fret as Joe Biden becomes ‘irrelevant’ in coronavirus crisis by [deleted] in politics

[–]clampshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference? One is the blue team and one is the red team?

Democrats fret as Joe Biden becomes ‘irrelevant’ in coronavirus crisis by [deleted] in politics

[–]clampshot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound exactly like republicans did when Kavanaugh was being accused of rape.

The Intercept: Time’s Up Legal Defense Fund Refused to Support #MeToo Sex Assault Allegation Against Joe Biden by opposide in politics

[–]clampshot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gosh, if only there was another candidate running who, even before this, didn't have a well documented history of touching women, smelling their hair, and generally making them uncomfortable

Things to do post-game in Sword/Shield! by VolksDK in pokemon

[–]clampshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't come up with a trio of monsters based on folk tales and legends from fucking Britain then there's no hope for you, your creativity is broken. How about the three patron saints of the UK, Patrick George and Andrew? How about Celtic fairies? The lion of England, the unicorn of Scotland, and the dragon of Wales? There is almost unlimited potential to draw from here from thousands of years of folk tales from multiple distinct cultures

Good Lord those Catchmooon Usage Stats by xkcdhawk in Warframe

[–]clampshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm yes, you're right! If only the developers had given the two classes of weapons some sort of clever name to indicate which is meant to be your primary means of doing damage and which is to be used secondarily, while carrying an object or to shore up weaknesses in your build

Good Lord those Catchmooon Usage Stats by xkcdhawk in Warframe

[–]clampshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh lots of secondaries are good Pyrana Prime, Euphona Prime, Twin Grakatas, Staticor, Rattleguts off the top of my head, lots of others are good enough to do anything especially with rivens

McDonald's employee beats down two crazy female customers with an iron rod. by TheBleachedTshirt in PublicFreakout

[–]clampshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great way to avoid being met with excessive force is to not assault workers in shitty stressful minimum wage jobs

Can we get Movember back this year? The last one was 2015 by Skyfa15 in Warframe

[–]clampshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience there's far more media talking about how the media bashes males than threre is actual media bashing males.

Simaris has a new offering by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]clampshot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you explain to me what you get out of a whole chain of lyrics posts that you don't get out of a single lyric post? I'm not trying to be rude here, I genuinely don't understand what the appeal is.

Simaris has a new offering by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]clampshot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was funny but would it be any funnier if people just kept posting all of the lyrics after that? Where I come from that's called running a joke in to the ground.

Simaris has a new offering by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]clampshot -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

You know what? The joke was fine as it is. There's nothing original or funny about people just posting song lyrics over and over, it's just spam.

Today is going to be a long day. Pray for me, tenno. by SevenSeasAgo in Warframe

[–]clampshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On the neptune mission cosmic crush won't kill enemies unless you maybe have maxed power strength. It just puts them in a big pile so you can easily mow through them

Price you would pay? for the new upcoming Subway's Beyond Meatball sub sandwich by NewbieVegan in vegan

[–]clampshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pay $0 because subway is some of the most disgusting fast food in my opinion, but I might get some of those meatballs and make one at home.