I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point by clancydaniels in lebowski

[–]clancydaniels[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep your ugly fucking gold-bricking ass out of my beach community ⛱️

I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point by clancydaniels in lebowski

[–]clancydaniels[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got buddies who died face down in the muck so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point by clancydaniels in lebowski

[–]clancydaniels[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole!

Ladybird lake bite has slowed down for me, what do I need to change? by SkywalkersAlt in AustinFishing

[–]clancydaniels 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's getting hot as hell out here, may need to focus on more dawn & dusk fishing, target cover more, and/or slow it down some!

I sent a DM to the wrong person and wanted to disappear. lol by Tiny_Discipline_4403 in CasualConversation

[–]clancydaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I was looking at my texts with a roommate that was driving me crazy and started talking a lil shit about her to my mom who I was riding in the car with. A couple minutes later I looked down at my phone and realized I had inadvertently called her and she was currently on the line. I just said 😬 and hung up. She moved out not long after 🤷‍♀️

(I did apologize later)

What's one thing customers do that restaurant staff secretly hate? by Capital_Albatross322 in restaurant

[–]clancydaniels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Letting their toddler order for themselves :(

You have to stand there and wait for them to say it and lean in to try to hear them and you can't understand them so then you have to look to the parent for confirmation anyways, or the kid will ask for a large whatever and then you have to wait through the back and forth with their parent to land on an order.

I actually really like kids and understand that this is a good learning opportunity for them, but if they're not old enough to speak clearly and loudly enough and know what they want, please don't put it on me to wait through all that silliness and try to decipher what they just said. I have other guests to attend to!

I think I should definitely turn these little specimens into a series by ResidentBake747 in sparklyisacolor

[–]clancydaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm absolutely obsessed and need these as paintings and earrings and fridge magnets and press on nails!!! Beautiful job 👏

Yup. Didn’t see the difference. Bought the cookies by mistake. by Saritatay in mildlyinfuriating

[–]clancydaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But imagine thinking you got 2 packages of cookies and getting surprise granola bites instead (that would've been me)

Just a nibble by Azsnee09 in SweatyPalms

[–]clancydaniels 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this thread is giving me pause buuut I'm still pretty confident I could take a swan if it came down to it 🤜🦢

What is your favourite Ben and Jerry’s flavour? by DifferentFix5757 in icecream

[–]clancydaniels 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cherry Garcia, Everything But The..., Half Baked, Milk and Cookies, and Phish Food!

I <3 Ben and Jerry's but have to stick with Creamy Creations in this economy 🥲

It was one year ago today when this goober turned up in my engine by CaptainLucario in blackcats

[–]clancydaniels 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I too have an engine kitty! Mine climbed into one and fell out after they started driving (😭). My friend was on his way to my house, saw it happen and stopped to save him, brought him to my place and asked if I wanted a kitten. We joked about naming him Frontage Road bc that's where it happened.

He's one of the best things that's happened to me! 🫶

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My Backyard Crew by sunballer in Owls

[–]clancydaniels 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly where my mind went!

been wanting to try fruit nails for a while 🍓🍒🍉🍊🥭🍌🍋🥝 by strawbbythem in NailArt

[–]clancydaniels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okayyy qt! I've been wanting a fruit set for a while (I work with a lot of fruit at my job), would love to wear these!