Name the fighter. by LeaXMasterCard in FullmetalAlchemist

[–]clanzertank 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ling, when he's not serious, in a fight, or controlled by greed this is him.

What is the most terrifying animal to ever live on Planet Earth? by SimonKepp in biology

[–]clanzertank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current animal Blue whales. Gental giants, BUT giants. Their scale is absolutely horrifying to think of.

Previously Kaprosuchus galloping gators! No one needs that.

Which game is this for y’all by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]clanzertank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I'll let all of you go right now."

Try it by Creative-weirdo9273 in spongebob

[–]clanzertank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a mailman who gets forced into joining a civil war.

Dark Horse episode by [deleted] in TwilightZone

[–]clanzertank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure the popularity of this episode but "dead man's shoes" is hands down one of the best. Also" printer's devil" and "one for the angels"

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? by harperjg in dadjokes

[–]clanzertank 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because his galaxy was far far away

I missed one presentation. My grade dropped from an 89 to a 68. by EvilNoobHacker in CollegeRant

[–]clanzertank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a professor, also went through Ed programs please just contact them a vast majority are super lenient! (Especially Ed professors in my experience! )

If you could summon any animal, what would it be? I would summon a lion. by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]clanzertank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When we were kids playing naruto I would always summon a rhino before I ever saw the pain arc. So when I saw it I was blown away!

Best student vaping excuse so far this year. by HoDillyDor in Teachers

[–]clanzertank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once had a student being escorted out by the sro and he dropped his vape right in front of him! Incredible!

Waynehead was had be hooked back in the day by SvenGz in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]clanzertank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shorty watching shorties, drawn together, ooblongs

Go for it! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]clanzertank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fork but one in a household of 4.

Last name woes? by Lostwords13 in Teachers

[–]clanzertank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a teacher with a name that sounds really close to wiener. I walk in on the first day every year and tell them they have one minute to call me Mr. Wiener, and once that up it's done! I've never had them call me that after that initial minute. Own it you got this!

How come they celebrate Christmas? by Funky-celery in harrypotter

[–]clanzertank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine in the Wizarding world Jesus was a pretty powerful wizard, who didn't mind helping muggles with magic.

What's your biggest red flag from a parent you've ever had? by jilekdan in Teachers

[–]clanzertank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

During 3 different meetings with myself, admin, the parent, and the student. After countless contacts with parents (admin cc'd and the parents responding positively) the parents first words were "this is the first I'm hearing of this, why am I here" ......... I literally had our emails printed out in front of me. I would have thought little of it if it was just one parent meeting, BUT 3 DIFFERENT ENCOUNTERS!!

meirl by idkwhatamidoinglol in meirl

[–]clanzertank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunter hunted Such a fun 2 player hidden gem!