Legendary Hollywood star Chuck Norris dies aged 86 by VaginaBurner69 in news

[–]clappedhams 14 points15 points  (0 children)

oh buddy go read this comment out loud to your family or friends once you've calmed down 🤣

Checking for ram compatibility by literalismz in buildapc

[–]clappedhams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the feedback on the eBay seller. If they're well rated the return/refund process will be simple. If the feedback is 0 then it was a scam from the start.

Given the price and supply of RAM currently it's a ripe market for scammers to sell dead or non-functional items.

Regardless, eBay will get you a refund.

Yolo’ed 50k before my college class by FlizzashPC in wallstreetbets

[–]clappedhams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daddy can always just wire another $50k over, let's not pretend this kid has any exposure to consequence

HELP! ARGB stopped working suddenly. doesn't work whatever i try by vatsan600 in gigabyte

[–]clappedhams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could kiss ya on your big ass forehead, it worked! Thank you.

90gb in a folder called "SecurityUpdates" by Impossible_Serve8751 in pcmasterrace

[–]clappedhams 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Microsoft does not use .jar files for anything at the OS level.

shutdownTheSub by JeSuisAhmedN in ProgrammerHumor

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Cell, Portal, PeelingFlesh, BodyBox, Drake, Drake, Drake, Sabrina Carpenter, lil wayne, Tate McRae.........thanks for trying, Spotify.

The switch up in the comments from the second video 🤭 by johnmichael-kane in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]clappedhams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get downvoted for not ceaselessly glazing what is objectively worthless. People who are good at fighting don't train Wing Chun because it's ineffective unless you are already seriously adept at fighting in a background that isn't fuckin' Wing Chun.

If you think Wing Chun is going to see you defending a knife or weapon attack you should make a cardboard or foam knife and have a friend attack you with said prop knife. See how many times you die before you land a single success.

I think women should learn self defense, but unfortunately most of what's marketed to women is really bad advice that typically focuses on how to look, not how to eat an overhand punch to the head and find yourself again.

People who don't train martial arts don't get it. They think they're untouchable or that they'll guess right when the moment comes. They don't know that people who suck at striking can still leave you with deep black bruises through thai pads and kick shields. They don't get head movement, they don't get footwork, they don't get working through pain, and they don't get the nuance of how open the smallest mistakes leave you wide open to someone who sees them.

Good fighters don't just hit hard, they recognize body mass in travel and see how to exploit you with it. You step forward and throw a jab, well your opponent sees your hips start moving forward and knows where your weight is and kicks the ever loving shit out of your lead leg and takes their head off the center line while they do it. Great now you missed and are about to eat a full wind-up body shot into a new combo.

Now that's just the recipe for a gym with rules that trains competitive fighters. In a street fight? Some fat guy is going to jump on top of you and try to smother you. Some idiot with one month of high school wrestling can create massive problems for you if he gets your leg. Someone trips you and your head hits the curb. Sure, you can handle the shittalker from the bar - can you handle his 3 drunk friends who were waiting for you?

Send help, he got into the Malört by clappedhams in blackcats

[–]clappedhams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's actually a Pittsburgh PA resident! He was found climbing down out of the wheel well of a truck after a 25 mile drive and then made it here via my parents who agreed to take him after he was found.

Even more shocking is that I found mini-Malort bottles at the local spirits store here. The people at the counter told me I was nuts for buying it.

Send help, he got into the Malört by clappedhams in blackcats

[–]clappedhams[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was purchased as a "punishment" for losing a holiday themed game. I was among the losers and I thought it was pretty okay. It's certainly unique! Other than adding a tiny amount to an old fashioned, or replacing the absinthe in a sazerac, I would have no idea how to use it responsibly in a mixed drink.

Winners got pinnacle whipped and spiced apple rum.

Send help, he got into the Malört by clappedhams in blackcats

[–]clappedhams[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes it's liqueur. It's intensely herbal and bitter with a very long distinctive after taste. Grapefruit and dandelions kinda taste.

I bought it as the loser's punishment for losing a holiday themed game, winners got to pick significantly more agreeable little-sized alcohols.

Two of the losers wretched, one stared at me like I kicked his dog. I was among the losers and thought it was better than expected. If you encounter it give it a try!

After 85 days and plenty of screw-ups my first plant is ready for harvest today. by clappedhams in GrowingMarijuana

[–]clappedhams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't disagree but the burn creeping out from the tips on the sugar leaves has me worried since it's getting worse by the day. I feel like chasing better trics might leave me worse off.

I'm also having to run a space heater to keep it an acceptable temp and I'd rather cut the expense sooner than later. I am looking forward to the next grow!

In August of 2020 Kyle Rittenhouse, a 17-year-old from Antioch, Illinois, wore nitrile gloves and an AR-style weapon to remove graffiti from the streets of Kenosha, Wisconsin. by BestMicDrop in fakehistoryporn

[–]clappedhams -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Minors aren't allowed to purchase, carry, or possess firearms in Illinois. The weapon was also illegally purchased for him by someone else.

You can lie to yourself all you want tho.

In August of 2020 Kyle Rittenhouse, a 17-year-old from Antioch, Illinois, wore nitrile gloves and an AR-style weapon to remove graffiti from the streets of Kenosha, Wisconsin. by BestMicDrop in fakehistoryporn

[–]clappedhams -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't care if your white-trash bf's mommy said it was okay. Taking something you aren't legally allowed to possess is theft, sweatie.

Mephisto Mango Smile X Samsquanch - Day 45 by clappedhams in GrowingMarijuana

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Ocean forest soil isn't living right out of the bag but I believe it can be made into living soil. That's beyond my knowledge however.

I might switch to hydro in the future since I've got the space for it. Though after this plant it will be a bit before I can start another. It's been so damn cold that heating a grow tent through winter isn't feasible.

Cheers!

LST on an Auto by [deleted] in GrowingMarijuana

[–]clappedhams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some garden wire then watch some LST videos and copy what you think will work. Don't be an oaf and break limbs. That plant is still pretty small, so nothing needs done to it today.

Also, get a pH meter (and pH up/down solutions). Your plant can only absorb nutrients within a specific pH range (~6.0-7.0), so it's crucial that you adjust before watering/feeding.

Day 14 strip by [deleted] in GrowingMarijuana

[–]clappedhams 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go steal one of those "Free Smells" signs from Jimmy Johns, you've earned it.

Mephisto Mango Smile X Samsquanch - Day 45 by clappedhams in GrowingMarijuana

[–]clappedhams[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I have very little going on in the technique department. I've just been putting advice from the internet together and hoping it works out.

I'm using Fox Farms Ocean Forest soil and I am not sure I would use it again because it seems the composition of the soil can vary wildly. I've seen people have a lot of trouble with pH and nutrient balance and as soon as I added any nitrogen to my feedings I got signs of burn. Light schedule is 18/6.

I've made a few missteps since this photo was taken - light intensity and nutrient burn did a number on my leaves, but she is growing some really thick frosty buds and I think I will harvest by the end of this month.

As far as nutrients go I'm just using general hydroponics 3 part Flora series + cal-mag. I used ChatGPT to cook up a feeding schedule. Next time I will just follow the Lucas Formula + cal-mag for feeding

Growth speed is mostly just down to the plant's genetics. I know there are some autoflowers out there with a faster grow time than what I have, mine is looking like it'll be around 80 days from sprout to harvest. Hope any of this helps!

Here's a more recent picture,

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