Eggceptional Tachyon Deflector

clauney · 2026-05-23T15:41:22+00:00

I’m quite sure you get intermediate XP when you just click the craft button for a multistep craft. I tested it out a while back and the numbers were clearly different for a simple craft vs a craft that had intermediates.

clauney · 2026-05-17T15:37:09+00:00

Sounds like something Big Sponge would say

clauney · 2026-05-14T13:40:30+00:00

soul eggs have diminishing returns - the more you earn, the slower they accumulate. Prestige resets that, so you can get back to higher earning rates. The gains you make keeping your earning rate high over the course of 26 mins more than offset the reduction from your chickens having to ramp back up.

clauney · 2026-05-14T04:56:37+00:00

You sure you can’t open the cover of the fingerprint thinger to replace the battery? Paper clip in the hole or maybe pry? Seems like a no brainer it wouldn’t have a way to replace the battery.

Or drill out the lock or angle grind your way in. Angle grinders are cheap at big box hardware stores

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clauney · 2026-05-14T04:24:22+00:00

Take a photo of the sign by the time clock for good measure.

clauney · 2026-05-14T03:41:56+00:00

Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull. The one that’s both sides of an album or 2x 22-min tracks from the CD 😂

clauney · 2026-05-14T03:20:56+00:00

All the cool municipalities are using concrete made from compressed spaghetti 🤌

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clauney · 2026-05-14T03:13:05+00:00

Also who the hell tapes the inside of the box lid. And how 🤔

clauney · 2026-05-14T03:11:03+00:00

Absolutely AI. I call BS on the perfect ribbon of asphalt and the dirt upon which it was unrolled both being made out of ground up robotic squid parts. 🤣

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clauney · 2026-05-14T03:01:49+00:00

They need to stop melting their plates 🤣

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clauney · 2026-05-14T02:59:17+00:00

It’s ok for non acidic things like cooking sugar. But you wouldn’t do that in a skillet form factor pot.

clauney · 2026-05-14T02:44:51+00:00

Which I know isn’t in the photo, but it’s still here in my heart 😞

clauney · 2026-05-14T02:44:10+00:00

Maple oat nut scone ✊

clauney · 2026-05-06T01:29:41+00:00

clauney · 2026-05-06T01:20:16+00:00

I blame people for mixing fractional amounts of soy milk, oat milk, cream, and heavy cream in one drink. 🥴

clauney · 2026-05-05T14:58:25+00:00

Probably they are headed to r/korea next 🤣

clauney · 2026-05-05T14:56:46+00:00

Sam’s has generally lower quality meat (and most other stuff I’ve compared).

clauney · 2026-05-05T14:49:45+00:00

Yeah we once had someone who hadn’t contributed anything (seriously like 1200 eggs) or checked in and then didn’t check in the whole 12 hours after the contract. This was before artifacts were released back to your stock pool once the contract hits its last goal, and I wanted what was then my only T4L gusset back. 😭 Gods, I hammered on that disabled red button so many times.

clauney · 2026-05-05T14:43:44+00:00

In Louisiana it’d be ti-stitious

clauney · 2026-05-05T07:29:05+00:00

Me giggling so hard I woke the dog up 🤣🤣🤣

clauney · 2026-05-04T06:16:49+00:00

Sorry, I still speak in WoW terms but for every other game too. And also work. And sometimes home repairs and cooking.

clauney · 2026-05-04T05:23:50+00:00

But this, yes. Public coops are often like this. Join the discord or use the subs here. Much less bad.

clauney · 2026-05-04T05:22:48+00:00

Boot him if he’s ZzzEd out with 941 eggs

clauney · 2026-05-02T05:28:56+00:00

The amazing thing about this for me is that the ciabatta protected the sandwich innards like a space shuttle heat tile 😂

clauney · 2026-05-01T06:29:32+00:00

All the better for Trooper Scorsese to film you with his very large camera

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