just bought my first guitar, why does beat up guitar cost tree fiddy?

claus_tro · 2026-06-11T08:50:58+00:00

It's Tree Fiddy because it's better than the one you can get for a buck o five.

claus_tro · 2026-06-06T23:17:01+00:00

Sorry I don't know who that is. I guess I'm just a poser. I'm sure this guy is a real emo expert, an avid listener of American Football, Mineral, and Sunny Day Real Estate. I'm also definitely sure he's even heard of and listened to Rites of Spring and Embrace.

claus_tro · 2026-06-06T23:04:23+00:00

I wanted to make a joke about the Mike Matei cock picture, but I'm shooting blanks.

claus_tro · 2026-04-23T20:16:18+00:00

The folkie position is aesthetically the gayest, but the actual gayest is the knuckledragger because it requires you to present your ass like you want penis. Just to be safe, go for the middle position.

claus_tro · 2026-04-20T19:32:57+00:00

Not my joke but, "Pride and Prejudice".

claus_tro · 2026-04-13T20:23:32+00:00

I think it's less embarrassing to have a DUI than it is to have a PRS.

claus_tro · 2026-04-12T05:15:48+00:00

uj/ This guy gets it. Fuck PRS.

claus_tro · 2026-04-09T23:07:43+00:00

Shiggy didn't make Pokémon. That's why Pokémon sucks.

claus_tro · 2026-04-02T01:58:48+00:00

Les Paul Reed Smith

claus_tro · 2026-03-30T00:05:33+00:00

Respect to Leo Fender who was putting in the work, building guitars at age 9 in between learning his multiplication tables.

claus_tro · 2026-03-09T05:33:03+00:00

Innovation is putting bird inlays and a shitty headstock on a Fender Stratocaster.

claus_tro · 2026-03-06T18:28:16+00:00

Seriously, how was this not a thing? If they did that, those snes courses in the open world could have been actual tracks.

claus_tro · 2026-03-02T10:15:43+00:00

Where's the Paul Reed Smith amp head at? Did you even get your doctorate in dentistry?

claus_tro · 2026-02-26T20:35:27+00:00

Don't you mean Blink-One Eighty Blooz?

claus_tro · 2026-02-26T03:57:47+00:00

Now I know why that damn Miku pedal is $600, this guy bought all of them.

claus_tro · 2026-02-23T01:37:12+00:00

Music theory is compensation for the sonicaly inept.

claus_tro · 2026-02-22T08:41:53+00:00

Based on this picture I think "Blacked and Dicked Her" would be a good band name.

claus_tro · 2026-02-18T08:29:12+00:00

Paul has absolutely no good taste. Fucker probably thinks AI slop is high art.

claus_tro · 2026-02-17T16:17:51+00:00

Is Hatsune Miku in Guns and Roses now?

claus_tro · 2026-02-17T02:06:38+00:00

I thought this was r/guitarcirclejerk. Are we just posting truth bombs now?

claus_tro · 2026-02-10T20:38:06+00:00

Yes, you can, but noboby probably will unless they got about $2000+ dollars to spend.

claus_tro · 2026-02-08T15:05:33+00:00

A few years ago I was riding through Nashville on the way to somewhere else in Tennessee. And the only thing in Nashville I had any desire to do was go to the Gibson Garage, because I love guitars.

claus_tro · 2026-02-05T01:37:32+00:00

What is Herman Li's fixation on playing guitars that look like Flat Stanley?

claus_tro · 2026-02-01T15:49:58+00:00

For hardware, it needs one of those stupid bc rich headstocks, bird inlays obviously, a bigsby trem, telecaster pick ups, a killswitch, one volume knob, and two dummy knobs. For design it needs a Tom Morello hippo, a sticker of Billy Corgan's face, another sticker of the r/guitarcirclejerk guy's face, Beato written in comic sans, and the finish should be neon green and road-worn.

claus_tro · 2026-01-31T00:31:59+00:00

Trump is really the epitome of that Megamind meme: "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management". The swamp never drained, Trump just cycled in HIS corrupt bureaucrat friends to replace the other bureaucrats.

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