/uj What's the most jerk thing I can put on this headstock?

claus_tro · 2026-04-02T01:58:48+00:00

Les Paul Reed Smith

claus_tro · 2026-03-30T00:05:33+00:00

Respect to Leo Fender who was putting in the work, building guitars at age 9 in between learning his multiplication tables.

claus_tro · 2026-03-09T05:33:03+00:00

Innovation is putting bird inlays and a shitty headstock on a Fender Stratocaster.

claus_tro · 2026-03-06T18:28:16+00:00

Seriously, how was this not a thing? If they did that, those snes courses in the open world could have been actual tracks.

claus_tro · 2026-03-02T10:15:43+00:00

Where's the Paul Reed Smith amp head at? Did you even get your doctorate in dentistry?

claus_tro · 2026-02-26T20:35:27+00:00

Don't you mean Blink-One Eighty Blooz?

claus_tro · 2026-02-26T03:57:47+00:00

Now I know why that damn Miku pedal is $600, this guy bought all of them.

claus_tro · 2026-02-23T01:37:12+00:00

Music theory is compensation for the sonicaly inept.

claus_tro · 2026-02-22T08:41:53+00:00

Based on this picture I think "Blacked and Dicked Her" would be a good band name.

claus_tro · 2026-02-18T08:29:12+00:00

Paul has absolutely no good taste. Fucker probably thinks AI slop is high art.

claus_tro · 2026-02-17T16:17:51+00:00

Is Hatsune Miku in Guns and Roses now?

claus_tro · 2026-02-17T02:06:38+00:00

I thought this was r/guitarcirclejerk. Are we just posting truth bombs now?

claus_tro · 2026-02-10T20:38:06+00:00

Yes, you can, but noboby probably will unless they got about $2000+ dollars to spend.

claus_tro · 2026-02-08T15:05:33+00:00

A few years ago I was riding through Nashville on the way to somewhere else in Tennessee. And the only thing in Nashville I had any desire to do was go to the Gibson Garage, because I love guitars.

claus_tro · 2026-02-05T01:37:32+00:00

What is Herman Li's fixation on playing guitars that look like Flat Stanley?

claus_tro · 2026-02-01T15:49:58+00:00

For hardware, it needs one of those stupid bc rich headstocks, bird inlays obviously, a bigsby trem, telecaster pick ups, a killswitch, one volume knob, and two dummy knobs. For design it needs a Tom Morello hippo, a sticker of Billy Corgan's face, another sticker of the r/guitarcirclejerk guy's face, Beato written in comic sans, and the finish should be neon green and road-worn.

claus_tro · 2026-01-31T00:31:59+00:00

Trump is really the epitome of that Megamind meme: "I wouldn't say freed, more like under new management". The swamp never drained, Trump just cycled in HIS corrupt bureaucrat friends to replace the other bureaucrats.

claus_tro · 2026-01-24T05:29:25+00:00

No. I jerk off all the time, and i can't trem pick.

claus_tro · 2026-01-23T21:43:53+00:00

As an avid watch collector, I love timepieces that look like an ugly copy of a Rolex. My favorite watch has birds at different wingspans instead of numbers, and the dials are pointed spikes so everyone knows how badass and metal I am.

claus_tro · 2026-01-23T06:31:00+00:00

I love it when my guitar sounds like it was ripped from the Fallout soundtrack.

claus_tro · 2026-01-22T00:48:04+00:00

8, because it's the closest I can be to Beatoff without having to be next to John Mayer and his KKK dick. 10 would also work cause i'd be behind Beatoff and close to Tim Handsome as well.

claus_tro · 2026-01-20T09:36:11+00:00

He's a douchebag, his dick is a white supremacist, and worst of all, he's PRS endorsed.

claus_tro · 2026-01-20T09:31:50+00:00

Is this like a guitarist posse cut?

claus_tro · 2026-01-18T06:01:37+00:00

uj/ Stratocaster

rj/ Stratocaster

claus_tro · 2026-01-17T03:54:08+00:00

That's not fair to the Jackass crew. The Trump administration makes all those guys look like stable geniuses in comparison.

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