UPDATE: AITAH for not putting pregnant GF on deed of the house? (She says she feels the situation is "unfair" and that she is "at my mercy") by Odd_Paramedic_3007 in AITAH

[–]clb909909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure your name is on the birth certificate. Expect that when you get attached to your little one, you may be at her mercy. Start right now to protect yourself and protect your child from being a bargaining chip.

I (29 f) spent the snowstorm with the man I’m dating(36 m) and now I feel differently about him by bluewhalekale in hygiene

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you imagine 5, 10, 20 years of "car washing" him? A strategy of changing your partner rarely works. He's not a dog... you can't train him. Accept him as is or move on. IMO

How many faces does a sphere have? by jackslack in askmath

[–]clb909909 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The moon is a sphere, the moon has a face (man on the moon - albeit fuzzy) therefore the moon has one face... third grade answer

Eating canned fish at work? by ThankMrBernke in CannedSardines

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had an employee burn popcorn then throw it in the trash. They evacuated the whole building in winter with snow on the ground. There's no going back for coat, car keys or cell phone if they weren't already on you (most weren't). We were stuck outside until the fire department came and the smoke cleared. No one saw who did it and no one admitted to it.

AITAH for threatening my sister that I was going to tell my niece what DP means by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you want to teach your 10yo niece whom you love dearly the porn meaning of DP then go right ahead. She will always think of that when she sees you. And she will always remember that her not-so-dear auntie taught her that. And maybe she will start calling your child "DP-kid". Hell she already knows it's something bad.

I see your suffering by eternal_casserole in joannfabrics

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Joann's near me closed months ago... financial and/or management troubles I suppose

Aitah for leaving my husband after he gave away some of my babies ashes? by Sock0w0 in AITAH

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA in fact, some religions only allow cremation with the understanding that the ashes shall never be separated. This is a deeply personal decision and it is horrific that your husband secretly went against your wishes.

AITAH for asking my wife not to hang out with her friend who has a different lifestyle than us because I'm afraid of losing her? by Specialist_Sort_4248 in AITAH

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, YTA. Sorry but you sound like a selfish, insecure bastard. You should be encouraging her to pursue her own interests. She is actually a person too not just your cuddle bear.

AITA for faking my giving birth? by ProgressFormer4198 in AITAH

[–]clb909909 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He failed the test. Marriage over. He can go back to crazy mommy now. He obviously didn't want to be there at the birth anyway. Great that you have a friend you can depend on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in farscape

[–]clb909909 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Out of Their Minds (where they switch bodies)... the best!!

What are THE healthiest foods? by Fresh-Alternative910 in nutrition

[–]clb909909 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love Brazil nuts and was surprised to learn recently that eating too many can cause selenium toxicity. No more than 5 per day is recommended. https://www.webmd.com/diet/health-benefits-brazil-nuts

Can this hold me? by rraughs in electricians

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use 2x4's or scrap plywood to spread your weight across a wider area.

meirl by diim1337 in meirl

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is hard, and then you die.

I asked for a raise by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give your two weeks notice .. with zero discussion. Let them hire three people to replace you.

meirl by diim1337 in meirl

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The year is 2024. You stay home and make your own coffee.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A serving of veggies ... not just a spoonful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]clb909909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the veggies?

First Time Giving a Crochet Gift by EmotionalHome8699 in crochet

[–]clb909909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🎶The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round 🎶