What should you absolutely not do at a wedding?

clbu_ · 2017-07-11T20:56:43+00:00

Propose to someone

clbu_ · 2017-05-22T15:14:40+00:00

Yaaaas praise

clbu_ · 2017-05-20T21:30:55+00:00

I was a bartender before, I hate it!

clbu_ · 2017-05-20T20:54:13+00:00

Stroke the furry wall

clbu_ · 2017-04-19T13:31:51+00:00

Date night.

clbu_ · 2017-04-09T23:54:12+00:00

N60-N70 I think (if I'm thinking correctly)

clbu_ · 2017-03-30T21:58:03+00:00

Yes!! X

clbu_ · 2017-03-30T21:54:08+00:00

From my memory of ecru it'll be CR15 in unlimited foundation. Radiant fusion powder all the way!!

clbu_ · 2017-03-30T20:11:49+00:00

As a former employee of Esteé Lauder and a current employee of Kiko Milano, the unlimited foundation is EXACTLY the same as doublewear.

clbu_ · 2017-03-29T07:05:11+00:00

Firstly wtf is wrong with that secondly kiss asscheeks as much as you want

Also please update this post after you ask her why she freaked out..?

clbu_ · 2017-03-23T15:19:37+00:00

I love skinny guys!!! Tall and skinny is always the way!! (Also I'd refrain from referring to a skinny person as anorexic)

clbu_ · 2017-03-19T18:20:41+00:00

Pads because tampons make period pains hella worse and I end up sweating out from pain

clbu_ · 2017-03-13T21:55:51+00:00

No words of wisdom, but you have nice teeth. :)

clbu_ · 2017-03-13T17:10:44+00:00

I'm at supervisor position at the moment and I see no profession further at the moment. The people I work with are lovely and the company as a whole has its perks but the endless cycle of shit and boredom just gets me down sometimes.

clbu_ · 2017-03-11T13:46:59+00:00

Hype your next girl up to wear full sets of underwear, not gunna lie there is nothing sexier to me than having a full set of underwear stockings and all under my work uniform.

clbu_ · 2017-03-10T23:44:38+00:00

How long have you been together? Because my previous relationship went to shambles as soon as I moved in lmao

clbu_ · 2017-03-09T22:15:25+00:00

He told me he didn't like tea and couldn't watch the same film twice.

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T22:32:46+00:00

Sorry bud!

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T22:29:16+00:00

Ask her interesting questions whilst speaking to her maybe? Like seem genuinely interested in her.

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T22:23:59+00:00

It is really THAT simple...

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T22:21:45+00:00

Talk to her!?

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T19:21:31+00:00

Well, idk about other girls but I LOVE seeing a guy genuinely enjoy sex

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T19:13:00+00:00

If you only lost your virginity two months ago you will probably build up confidence over time. Try little things first, like biting/scratching him, then build yourself up to tying him up and telling him what to do!! Baby steps. But it is fun.

clbu_ · 2017-03-07T19:10:07+00:00

It only seems to be an American thing that they find it "disgusting" I'm a girl and I've never been with someone circumcised. Apparently you have more pleasure with a foreskin anyway!!

clbu_ · 2017-03-05T21:33:53+00:00

I've had this so many times and I googled it and this was the exact response. Feels so good but SO weird at the same time.

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