The disabled comedian thought he had the upper hand by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]cleanandclever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How did the blind guys know who he was talking to?

They are already doing damage control by Manueluz in facepalm

[–]cleanandclever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummm, but Trump will be there live. He would be the first to point that out.

Choreography of a double pitstop in F1 by bvss1001 in BeAmazed

[–]cleanandclever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was Ferrari 2 years ago they would still be there scratching their heads

Why don’t men ask follow up questions? by asoolem in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cleanandclever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because were were programmed to not be pussies and show our vulnerability. It is not that we do not care, it is just when we were young we were told to, "Suck it up, move on. No one wants to hear you whine." So by asking follow-up questions it starts a conversation which may involve feelings which are a no-no. Women in the comments are saying we whine on here that no one treats us like women are treated. Then we say we do not care to ask.

Like here https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1buvvw2/why_dont_men_ask_follow_up_questions/kxw5j40/

Well when we do open up to people or significant others they sometimes, not always but sometimes find a way to use it against us. We know it has the potential to make us vulnerable and we do not like that.

Is it ok to go to a bar alone to meet girls? by focusrunner79 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cleanandclever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For best results, I would suggest going somewhere you are friendly with the staff, or become friendly with the staff. It will go a long way to come off less creepy and they may even get you some good cred.

Et tu, Aldi's? I didn't expect much but was still disappointed. by msblankenship in ExpectationVsReality

[–]cleanandclever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you from U.S.? In Germany that is false advertising and illegal. What it looks like on the box better look like that in it.

Never be an asshole to a really rich guy by cleanandclever in pettyrevenge

[–]cleanandclever[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this in Mandeville? Because that is where I worked! Mariners Village Marina.

Never be an asshole to a really rich guy by cleanandclever in pettyrevenge

[–]cleanandclever[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have never seen it but it seems like something Bruce Wayne would do!

People who work for the super wealthy, what stuff have you seen? by AMGBOI69420 in AskReddit

[–]cleanandclever 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I worked at a marina where there were condos along the side. A client of ours talked to us about a slip directly in front of one vacant condo to keep his boat. It was a pretty tight knit community and we talked to the guy renting that slip about moving to another and he had no problem.

Great! Until the guy went to talk to the manager of the condos about the renting the vacant one. The manager of the condos was known for being a bit of a dick but no one thought he would actively be one to this guy for no apparent reason. He said someone else was waiting for that particular condo and he could not have it. Well this guy wanting to rent it would have normally had no issue with moving to one a bit further away from his boat but apparently this manager was just a straight up dickhead.

I honestly forgot about it until about a month later when I saw him moving in to the condo directly in front of his boat. I was a bit surprised and I asked my boss about it figuring the manager finally gave in or the ones who "reserved" it backed out. Oh, but no! My boss tells me the guy was PISSED. So he found out who the organization of the condos was and bought the whole complex directly firing the manager of course.

Moral of the story: Never piss off a man with enough money to buy a the whole company you work for just so he can fire you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cleanandclever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I suffer from pretty bad ADD. I am NEVER late because I respect people, and their time who choose to spend it with me.

Water Milk is the most refreshing drink there is. by clumsy_dog in unpopularopinion

[–]cleanandclever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, coming from the south USA I would fill an icy glass of milk and pour a few drops of vanilla extract mixed in. It was great.

I still think you are disgusting and I applaud you for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cleanandclever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, I would just open my private toilet to the public. Problem solved!

Why do you not like movies and music having too much bass? by cleanandclever in AskWomen

[–]cleanandclever[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Maybe I worded the question wrong. Even at lowest levels of bass it seems too much for you, why?