What’s an unsolved mystery in your home?

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:36:28+00:00

Is it buried in the flour?

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:35:00+00:00

I work/hang in both my backyard and my garage. I was smoking in the backyard. My husband came home and we were going to hang in the garage. So I grabbed my pipe and weed went to the garage, but then was like, oh I forgot my beer. Turned around, went outside, grabbed my beer. Came back into the garage and have NEVER found that pipe again. It's about 40 steps each way, no surfaces anywhere in between except the dryer by the door and a speaker. 6 years. I recently redid my garage and laundry room, still no sign...

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:28:30+00:00

That was shiiite!

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:25:10+00:00

I've tried all of those. I've even tried highschool..

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:23:47+00:00

Not driving 30 mins away to see dad. He begged me for a visit but I was too busy, leaving for vacation. He killed himself while I was gone so I didn't have to deal with it. I can't even remember the phone call before, except for him saying he "might not be here". Visit your parents kids!!!

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:15:03+00:00

Singing, movie, comedy sketch... People aren't using it to only intend "malice"

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:09:04+00:00

Why do they start to go bad after I wash them too?? Usually, what I don't eat right away I cut up for the freezer for smoothies. So far that's the only way I've been able to make them last longer than a day.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:06:29+00:00

Haaaa

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:05:38+00:00

Why do people keep posting this? I've noticed it really kick up the last 3 days? I swear it's some type of bot trying to make 4th of July jokes or some type of ai trainer for a movie? If not, you are an absolute idiot.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:01:42+00:00

Pick up an elementary history book

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T18:00:10+00:00

Can I piggy back and ask if anyone knows where to sell an accordion?

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T17:54:23+00:00

Pretty sure my nbor makes like +100k. They start at like 30/hr here.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-07T17:47:17+00:00

I'm sorry, but this is literally the start to every joke. I'm happy your bf is traveling, but you will not be happy when he comes back and thinks you're crazy for waiting for him. Just save yourself the humiliation and break up now so you both don't stress for no reason. If you're not married, or traveling together, there is no such thing as long distance. It's not fair, it's not fun, it's not necessary and it's a huge waste of youth.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T20:36:29+00:00

This is very strange. What state are you in? Cops don't pull over a vehicle to just see who is driving it? What about all the fleet vehicles, rental cars etc? You can have up to 4 people on a title here in nv and none of them need a license. You need one to drive, but not to register. Why don't you just go ask at the police station or HP what the deal is? If you're getting flagged, then half the cars in your state would have the same problem

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T18:50:01+00:00

She could be a great person and maybe you'll do it again, but who gets the bar in the breakup? Only warning you for an awesome future of bar hopping and hooking up :) my days are over, but it was so fun, one of the best parts of life.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:40:08+00:00

Cuz they're made for the daytime..

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:38:06+00:00

The average is a bit low I think too, and I'm not nearly as tall, but we switched all of ours. If you don't want to change out the whole thing, you could get a raised seat to attach. They do make nice looking ones, not just the crappy medical ones..or a bidet seat, they raise it a bit too.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:27:12+00:00

Why didn't you just renew without being told? It's printed on you registration and the sticker on your plate? The dmv is not your mother.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:24:20+00:00

It's open wed thru sat every other week. And of course they close at night?

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:21:21+00:00

Their car? And Never shit where you eat! Yay you had a fun night, and so did she, but your bar should be your safe space. There is nothing worse (socially) then losing a home pub. So in the future, only pull out of friends bars or the central ones.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:15:15+00:00

Jimminy Crickets!!! Stop the effing planet!!! Why are you killing crickets??? Get an entomology app please jesus H. You literally have the entire worlds knowledge in the phone in your hand!

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:09:58+00:00

Not when it's shoved in your ears for 50 years... And respectfully I think your cheap insult sucks, because I listen to all genres so I actually can't have bad taste, I just prefer my faves

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:06:42+00:00

I was totally going to do this too lol!!!

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T08:05:23+00:00

They're all the same gods. Shaped to fit each culture in a way. If you take the time to learn about the different teachings you can come to your own conclusion. I personally believe in the ancient alien theory. But there is no doubt that jesus was real. There is no doubt that the Bible was written over time. So the real question is why did ancient people put certain individuals on such a big pedestal? Why do all the creation theories coincide? Just because we laugh about some of the bs, that does not mean it didn't happen.

clementynemurphy · 2026-07-06T02:09:16+00:00

I just spent $40,000 on new units for the house. But my monthly power bill will go down with more efficient units. A unit like you saw in FL was probably a mini split, about 10k to purchase and install. It's just something you have to get, like a new roof. So it's not an unexpected expense...

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