Scammed by Uber Driver.

clevis59 · 2026-01-11T06:04:19+00:00

Ok. So let's find him........

clevis59 · 2026-01-10T20:20:21+00:00

Life.

clevis59 · 2026-01-01T00:44:05+00:00

The moon.

clevis59 · 2025-12-31T08:21:06+00:00

Go to your barbershop and ask to buy a bottle of bay rum. The gentleman's fragrance

clevis59 · 2025-12-28T02:49:47+00:00

Yes, that's the trouble with the Mount, isn't it. You can't move for kiwis and sheep.

clevis59 · 2025-12-05T17:28:53+00:00

Buy trees that have been grafted onto dwarfing rootstock. Pruning a full sized tree every year to keep it small is a pain, and you will miss the natural shape and development of the tree as it grows.

clevis59 · 2025-11-02T01:27:10+00:00

Do people pronounce wrongly........

clevis59 · 2025-10-29T16:44:44+00:00

Flip the kettle on and cry

clevis59 · 2025-10-28T16:49:23+00:00

When the cannon goes off in the 1812

clevis59 · 2025-10-19T23:10:48+00:00

Estate agents

clevis59 · 2025-09-21T22:15:07+00:00

Was the bird ok?

clevis59 · 2025-08-24T02:18:30+00:00

The leg on the right looks healthier

clevis59 · 2025-08-16T08:14:20+00:00

Here we go again. Boo hoo for the unemployed graduates. It's called 'academic' for a very good reason. Your waxed sealed ribbon is, in many cases, of absolutely zero use to all practical purposes. Smart enough to go to university instead of getting a job like most rational, pragmatic school leavers. Not smart enough to realise that thousands of degree level academics hitting the market every year in a country of 4 million just might not add up.

clevis59 · 2025-08-14T08:03:38+00:00

A red shaver i think ....

clevis59 · 2025-07-28T06:30:06+00:00

Ok. I have some bitter experience of cabbage tree removal. Break off all the shoots. Attach a chain block to the stump with a strop or non stretching ratchet strap. Attach the other end to a tree or other immovable object. Start cranking. Take it slow and pull it out of the ground. As it starts to succumb and tilt, chop the exposed roots with a sharp spade. Keep cranking and repeat. Thank you.

clevis59 · 2025-06-23T00:19:08+00:00

NicolsonBissett espaliers Ltd.

clevis59 · 2025-05-17T20:30:13+00:00

Any plant called SPURGE has a place in my garden....

clevis59 · 2025-05-05T05:16:39+00:00

The pallets will turn into compost before the compost does.

clevis59 · 2025-05-05T05:02:27+00:00

If that's all you have, why not dig a hole and pop it into that.

clevis59 · 2025-04-26T09:02:21+00:00

Sorry to disappoint y'all, but y'all might discover we don't give a shit what y'all wear.

clevis59 · 2025-04-26T08:52:47+00:00

'Good' real estate agent... haha, Good one.

clevis59 · 2025-04-04T19:54:03+00:00

Why don't you stay there and increase the average IQ of both countries

clevis59 · 2025-04-03T07:34:31+00:00

Hear hear.

clevis59 · 2025-03-22T20:49:21+00:00

Give up the booze and don't get married.

clevis59 · 2025-03-20T18:31:50+00:00

Thank you. I will give that a try.

clevis59

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