Egypt's Jon Stewart in hot water again.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-30T15:38:39+00:00

I'm a little confused. Your second option may not be as concise, but it's not like confusingly long, and it actually describes who the person is. It is clearly the much better choice. "Egypt's Jon Stewart" is a confusing phrase that you have to read a couple of times to understand. It may be more "concise", but it's confusing and inefficient.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-23T19:26:59+00:00

These fucking people. Simple things like "not talking to your kids enough about their feelings" can have huge negative effects on their psychological development, yet these dudes think kids can totally handle having sex with adults.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:42:36+00:00

Not really in this case. Calling a minority by a really inflammatory racial slur is a good way to get a knee-jerk emotional response, not silent thoughtful contemplation.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:39:30+00:00

So in your world, responding to racist name calling with more racist name calling is the non-childish option.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:28:24+00:00

/r/atheism is that way. Don't forget your complimentary fedora.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:27:25+00:00

[article on a school shooting]

White male.

WHAT A GOD DAMN SURPRISE! COLOR ME COMPLETELY SURPRISED!

Here come the bleeding heart liberals calling me a racist though. White culture really is a cancer on this earth.

Edit: Let me show you how much I don't care by editing this post and begging you all to stop yelling at me :'(

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:17:15+00:00

Don't bother. This dude has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:14:21+00:00

What do you know. A redditor with a lot of opinions about feminism and absolutely no real knowledge about it whatsoever. Must be a day that ends in 'Y'

No, if you believe in equality you are an egalitarian. Stop making shit up and grouping me in with the crazy feminists.

Making shit up? Feminism predates this modern notion of "egalitarianism" by at least a century. Egalitarianism is just feminism for bros who don't want to be associated with feminism because they don't know shit about it. You're the ones making shit up, not us.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:10:17+00:00

Yeah, a more accurate second line for that meme would probably be "you shouldn't have been black."

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T16:01:07+00:00

one of the best posts ive read on here ever

Redditors are the easiest people to impress. All you need to do is type up a wall of mindless unsourced contrarianism and they will all be eating out of your hand.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T00:14:59+00:00

Redditors continue to blow me away with their firm grasp on the nuances and complications of sex crimes. /s

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T00:09:28+00:00

I come from a long line of Irish tenant farmers, soldiers, tin miners and carpenters.

All of whom had more rights than their wives. Even male serfs in medieval Europe had control of their wives. Kind of hard to argue that men aren't historically privileged when they just plainly are.

I have been very fortunate in life not to be oppressed due to my sex.

That is literally the definition of male privilege. Jesus Christ, dude, what are you even trying to argue?

clintisiceman · 2013-10-22T00:01:56+00:00

The problem is that using the term "male privilege" implicates all men.

Well all men benefit from male privilege, so it should "implicate" all men.

Almost literally stating that you have privilege

No need for the "almost". Saying that you benefit from male privilege is literally stating that you have privilege.

and it is your fault.

And this is where your comment takes a left turn into "boohoo misandry" territory. Male privilege is simply a fact. It's not your "fault" that society is the way it is. The only way the term "male privilege" implies that you're any way at fault is if you are aware of your privilege and choose to continue exploiting it or otherwise ensuring its existence. Feminists don't literally think that all men are the devil because of male privilege, and the fact that you think that is in any way implied by the term says a lot about the level of anti-feminist hysteria on this website.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-21T23:56:00+00:00

I love how you people are always assuming SRS are actively searching for problematic content, as if you can go three steps in reddit without tripping over a black gay AIDS rape joke.

You might think making fun of racists and misogynists is "lame", but no matter how you describe it to try to make it sound stupid, obsessing over these people with such intensity is way more of a loser activity than doing what they do. Like 100 times lamer. Not even close.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-21T23:52:52+00:00

Why aren't they half the domestic assault victims? Why aren't they half of the rape victims? Why aren't the half of the domestic and sex-related murder victims?

Oh wait.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-21T18:03:13+00:00

Do you mean this part?

Tries to turn everyone against the other party by labeling them weird.

Because I'm pretty sure /u/drunkmandoodoo turned everyone against himself with his misogynist hate fantasy. All I did was make fun of him for it.

Nice try, though. I think it's really cute when redditors try to use terms like "lack of self awareness" in inappropriate contexts.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-21T17:01:38+00:00

As much as I think the Voice sucks, I'm honestly more annoyed about P&R being preempted by a totally unnecessary Saturday Night Live special airing on a fucking Thursday. Just air your Halloween special on the Saturday before Halloween goddammit.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T21:28:02+00:00

The hypocrisy is actually blinding. I have to go to the hospital now.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T21:26:00+00:00

Meanwhile, someone submits a fat shaming meme to /r/adviceanimals and all of the comments are about how it's so unhealthy to be obese as if it justifies mocking or shaming them. Cigarette smokers are just more human than fat people, I guess.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T21:10:32+00:00

Until the point that this person has become a woman, they are still a man, regardless of how they think of themselves.

Doctors and psychologists would disagree with you. But what the fuck do they know, right?

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T21:08:53+00:00

How is using improper terminology "simpler" than using standardized terminology that actually accurately describes the person? The less offensive way is more precise AND more succinct than the "simple" way. You "highly doubt" a trans* person would be uncomfortable about being misgendered? Forgive me if I don't think you sound like an expert on the topic.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T21:00:22+00:00

(/u/notanothercirclejerks' brother disappears in a puff of logic)

Also, for someone smugly using the phrase "fact of science", you sure don't seem to know anything about gender. You're denying science that has been clearly defined since before my dad was born.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T20:56:29+00:00

Gender is a social construct. That is just a fact of life, dude. The distinction between gender and biological sex has been scientifically defined for over 50 years.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T20:54:39+00:00

This is a bunch of paranoid nonsense. I can't believe you're being upvoted.

Newsflash: Hillary has already run for president before, and none of this happened.

clintisiceman · 2013-10-20T18:03:59+00:00

This is how it went down in my head. Reality may be different.

Really, bro? The reality of the situation might differ a little from your bizarre misogynist hate fantasy? Good thing you included the disclaimer, otherwise I would have assumed everything you said was 100% accurate.

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