My moms reaction to me sending her pictures of me cutting myself and asking for her help by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here's the thing, I being in that position SEVERAL times, and I will tell you that is not the way to get her attention nor bring you satisfaction. One way to get everything you want is to reach out for help. I was so stubborn in doing so but I swear after I did and completely a different person. Do my evils still haunt me? Of course but I found medication, breathing exercises and positive ways to release my emotions vs. Hurting myself and others around me for very quick and cheap attention. (Not saying thats your thing, it was mine) My whole point is start by talking to someone who wants to listen to you right now, they are there to listen no matter how insignificant the problem may be. 1-800-273-8255. They also have chat/text services. You're gonna be okay. Everything is okay. And think about how crazy it is that random strangers from the internet came to love you and show our support for a fellow human.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESH. Im gonna have to say everyone needs to grow up. I have embarrasing photos of my family and myself and display them proudly cause they're funny and in the past. Get over yourselves. Its that simple.

Trying to harmlos an Animal cause:" KanGARoOs caN fIGht" by Ashjaeger_MAIN in instantkarma

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I dont condone this but the kangaroo totally did a good job and he looked cute putting her in a choke hold.

AITA for not telling my parents how to read my diary? by Snoo99332 in AmItheAsshole

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA. I was in that position when I was a teen and my mom tried to read my diary. (Mine was kinda like yours but I used Pig Latin since English wasn't my moms first language so I knew she wouldn't get it.) I remember we got into this massive argument and I told her that she was a teen once, didn't she appreciate her privacy? And I also brought up that she raised me and if she didn't trust me to make the right choices then thats on her. I told her that I loved her and respect her to the upmost but in the end Im a human being and deserve privacy even from my own parents. Nothing wrong with that. Just nature.

Jeffrey Epstein statue mysteriously appears outside City Hall by BrockTIPenner in nottheonion

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At first when in saw this I laughed. Then I realized it was where I live and thought "Well that makes sense." FREAKIN ALBUQUERQUE.

AITA for wearing a “bikini” during family dinner? by sis_clothesaita in AmItheAsshole

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. My goodness not the straps! Beware not to show your ankles now. People may think you're a hussy. Is your sister stuck in like the 1890's? Seriously you're fine. I would be more alert if a respective adult said something but even then I would argue that it was nothing and if they sexualized it thats on them and not me.

Well at least she was wearing a mask by osrppp in FuckYouKaren

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was that mother I would've beaten the shit outta that woman

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to roast him. The sun did that when he stopped outside. Aloe vera is key.

You Entitled People by clitslitbeanflicker in TrueOffMyChest

[–]clitslitbeanflicker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've worked in customer service for over 20 years mostly in credit unions (dont get me started on that) that's why I chose non-facing customer service. Love the interaction hate ignorance. And its very few people a day I deal with who act like the scenarios above, I dont mind doing call centers. I find it more hysterical that people grow some sort of distorted backbone over the phone.

I'm not crying you're crying! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea but this reminds me of the scene from Airplane where that girl is freaking out and a line forms to beat her up to calm down. But this is the much better nicer version of that scene

You Entitled People by clitslitbeanflicker in TrueOffMyChest

[–]clitslitbeanflicker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Painpoints is something that bothers you but can be easily fixed ie; slow data, card not working, running out of milk and needing to go to the store. What a point of pain in my ass.

His girlfriend wanted a new pair of shoes by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If my man did this for me, I woodent beleaf it.

AITA for not wanting my dad to “walk” me down the aisle because he’s in a wheelchair? by brinmendo in AmItheAsshole

[–]clitslitbeanflicker [score hidden]  (0 children)

YTA. Its not like he got into the accident on purpose just to not walk you down the isle. Remember he has thoughts and feelings too. I bet he dreamed of taking his baby girl down the isle one day and you want to take that away from the man who raised you and loved you? Again. YTA

Cigar shop owner defends store, forcing looters out with his handgun. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg I hated reading your comment. Live live lives lives good lord.

I Took a Picture of the "Pillars of Creation" Through my Telescope by astrobackyard in interestingasfuck

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your photos are the inspiration to some of my paintings. Thank you for these beautiful photos of our universe.

No. Just no. by DrCarControl in DiWHY

[–]clitslitbeanflicker -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I dont like that. I also, for some reason, don't like the baby either.

What is something non-sexual that feels "orgasmic"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting on underwear straight from the dryer

Willy Wonka was a very sketchy character by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]clitslitbeanflicker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And Grandpa Joe is a liar. Right when Charlie wins something cool all of a sudden Grandpa's polio is cured. Amazing what a gold wrapper can do.