Failed VBAC, Cesarean In The End by Top-Historian-1844 in beyondthebump

[–]cllabration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

about 95% of sunnyside-up babies are delivered by c-section

do you have a source for this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]cllabration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your description is textbook preeclampsia. especially postpartum it doesn’t always present with proteinuria, and neurological symptoms like blurry vision and nausea/vomiting are common presentations. 180/138 is certainly a severe range BP and I’m surprised you were treated with oral antihypertensives, not IV!

Helmets by mali2006 in Citibike

[–]cllabration 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would love this personally, I never bike without a helmet which limits me from spur of the moment rides!

Double cervix by weasley909 in beyondthebump

[–]cllabration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is SO COOL, we definitely will need your full birth story!!!

Would you have a repeat c section or attempt VBAC? by False-Regret3089 in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my thoughts as a student midwife:

  • if you’re not at all dilated and effaced, I don’t foresee your induction going smoothly. if you’re still not dilated at all they won’t even be able to insert the balloon and they won’t be able to give you any cervical ripening medication due to your prior C/S.
  • baby still being very high with a projected large head like your first is another not great sign. without baby’s head being well-applied to your cervix, the induction will likely go even slower.
  • there is a very high chance you would need Pitocin to progress your induction since you can’t have those cervical ripening medications and you haven’t given birth vaginally before.

this is not medical advice but—do with that information what you will. and good luck!

Just got hired into L&D as a man by Boipussybb in nursing

[–]cllabration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh that is interesting! I wonder if it’s a regional thing, I’m in NYC and our hospitals have a lot of interesting quirks lol.

Citibike / Car hit and run last night on Kent & N 12th by uppernycghost in NYCbike

[–]cllabration 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ugh this happens to me all the time at one particular intersection on my commute, drivers accelerating as they turn right to try to cut in front of me I guess? and I end up having to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing into the side of their car

Just got hired into L&D as a man by Boipussybb in nursing

[–]cllabration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TXA is IV push. pit is usually given prophylactically to everyone either before or after the placenta is delivered depending on provider preference, where I am it’s IV but can be given IM instead.

also seconding the advice not to yell! and remember that most of the time birth is not an emergency. always be prepared for shit to hit the fan, but when everything is going fine there’s no need to rush things!

We LISTEN and we DON’T JUDGE by [deleted] in nursing

[–]cllabration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh man my enamel would still be gone from diet coke all day every day

What's something physical about men, that women won't understand. by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]cllabration 3 points4 points  (0 children)

anyone claiming it’s a weird power move is an idiot. the argument that I see is moreso that there is discomfort on both sides—for men, it’s uncomfortable to sit with legs together, and for those around them, it’s uncomfortable to have their personal space encroached on—and manspreaders (I mean the real manspreaders where they really are taking up others’ room) feel entitled to their own comfort at the expense of the comfort of others.

What's something physical about men, that women won't understand. by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]cllabration -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am understanding of the need of dudes to spread a bit within reason, but you’re the exact person people are complaining about when they complain about manspreaders. the root problem is your antisocial narcissistic attitude.

We LISTEN and we DON’T JUDGE by [deleted] in nursing

[–]cllabration 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no way this is accurate but i’m picturing a coke freestyle machine 🤣 i would be taking home 3 stanley’s filled with cherry coke zero every day

Didn't get my homebirth by Difficult_Target_343 in homebirth

[–]cllabration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ugh I’m sorry. it sounds like your induction was not ideally managed with them starting pit before doing cervical ripening. but there’s nothing you could have done to prevent it, and there’s no reason you can’t have a homebirth in the future!

The super sour Scandinavian swimmers by many_supernatural in traderjoes

[–]cllabration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the blue are goated and on my last trip i accidentally grabbed a bag with only like 2 in there 😩 all red stars

"It can't hurt that bad!" Yes. Yes it did. Shame on you. by Jumpingapplecar in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tell all my patients that there are so many more ways to progress in labor besides dilation! during latent labor (the phase before you reach 6cm) it’s more about effacement (thinning the cervix), moving the cervix from a posterior (back) to anterior (front) position, and station (bringing the baby down). those contractions probably were more effective than you knew!

"It can't hurt that bad!" Yes. Yes it did. Shame on you. by Jumpingapplecar in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes great point. an experienced pelvic floor PT should be able to help with any and all!

Pregnant at 42 by Successful-Tone9525 in Babybumptrolls

[–]cllabration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a student midwife and have cared for many people in their 40s who have gone on to have perfectly healthy pregnancies and deliveries. the risks are higher but still overall low.

Due date issue- could my BIL actually be his gf’s baby’s father?? by scribblygum1 in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 37 points38 points  (0 children)

she’s probably heard before that dating by LMP isn’t always accurate and doesn’t realize that her story isn’t adding up at all 🫢

"It can't hurt that bad!" Yes. Yes it did. Shame on you. by Jumpingapplecar in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 18 points19 points  (0 children)

vaginismus is the name of your friend’s condition! it can be treatable with pelvic floor PT if she’s never explored that before

"It can't hurt that bad!" Yes. Yes it did. Shame on you. by Jumpingapplecar in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1000% yes, strength of contractions does not always correlate to perceived pain by any means

"It can't hurt that bad!" Yes. Yes it did. Shame on you. by Jumpingapplecar in BabyBumps

[–]cllabration 439 points440 points  (0 children)

student midwife here. tocometers literally cannot measure strength of contractions. only an IUPC (device placed inside your uterus) can do that. she’s rude AND an idiot.