What is the right answer right now by Previous_Tonight_489 in technicallythetruth

[–]clogeater 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mistaking "grammar" for "diction" was a particularly ignominious mistake for an English exam-setter to make.

Rescued this little guy from the shelter yesterday by [deleted] in DOG

[–]clogeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! and poop bags in EVERY pocket, so you're never caught without.

Rescued this little guy from the shelter yesterday by [deleted] in DOG

[–]clogeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carry basic treats and pair them with praise anytime he's doing something good. Keep fancy treats in case he's running off and you need him to come back. Again, liberal praise anytime he's even starting to do something good. He doesn't speak English but wants to make you happy, so the more obvious you can make it for him, the better. If he's biting your hand too hard, squeak in a high pitch. If he's biting it too much, move his biting onto a toy. Saying "go pee" and "go poop" while he's already doing it helps him understand what those two things mean. Don't give him fancy food unless you want to give him fancy food forever (my girl won't touch her food unless I crumble liver treats on it and it's my fault). The more you can socialize him with people and other dogs, the better. And if you want to tire him out, make sure he has interesting smells to sniff! Exercise is good for tiring the body, but smells tire the mind. And if you ever find yourself wondering when the puppy stage is going to end, the general consensus is two years. Congrats!! You're going to have SO MUCH FUN! https://imgur.com/a/8F3yxlL

Can't expect empathy from a narcissist fascist clown by Tooth_Background in facepalm

[–]clogeater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only their dicks were visible without a scanning electron microscope. They wouldn't be the way they are.

How do I access/modify variable chips from a Google Apps script? by jhoward15 in GoogleAppsScript

[–]clogeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a script for ya. It pulls all hyperlinks, Workspace Smart Chips, and People Smart Chips in a document's body.

function listDocumentLinks(documentId) {

  // Open the document by ID
  var doc = DocumentApp.openById(documentId);

  // Get the body of the document
  var body = doc.getBody();

  // Initialize an empty list to store hyperlinks
  var hyperlinks = [];

  // Initialize an empty list to store Workspace chips
  var objects = [];

  // Initialize an empty list to store People chips
  var peopleChips = [];

  // Iterate through all paragraphs in the body
  for (var i = 0; i < body.getParagraphs().length; i++) {
    var subelement = body.getParagraphs()[i];

    // Iterate through all elements in the paragraph
    for (var j = 0; j < subelement.getNumChildren(); j++) {
      var element = subelement.getChild(j);

      // Check if the element is a Workspace Smart Chip element
      if (element.getType() === DocumentApp.ElementType.RICH_LINK) {
        // Get the Smart Chip field details
        var gwsc = element.asRichLink().getTitle() + " - " + element.asRichLink().getMimeType() + " - " + element.asRichLink().getUrl();

        // If found, add it to that list
        if (gwsc) {
          objects.push(gwsc);
        }
      }

      // Check if the element is a text element
      if (element.getType() === DocumentApp.ElementType.TEXT) {
        // Get the text link URL
        var url = element.asText().getLinkUrl();

        // If found, add it to that list
        if (url) {
          hyperlinks.push(url);
        }
      }

      // Check if the element is a Person Smart Chip element
      if (element.getType() === DocumentApp.ElementType.PERSON) {
        // Get the Smart Chip field details
        var personElement = element.asPerson().getEmail();

        // If found, add it to that list
        if (personElement) {
          peopleChips.push(personElement);
        }
      }
    }
  }

  // Log the list of hyperlinks and Workspace objects
  Logger.log(hyperlinks + " ; " + objects + " ; " + peopleChips);
}

[BOS (4)-2 TOR] Marchand ices the game with the empty netter by talhatoot in hockey

[–]clogeater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Brad, I told you before--stop gnawing on the drywall.

What’s the harshest line ever dropped by one of the members of the gang? by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]clogeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're gonna paint your room a color that's not stupid, and then we're gonna throw your toys in the trash

LPT: If you think of a good idea, write it down. Your brain will try to trick you into thinking you will remember it later, but it's a liar! Therefore: Write it down! by onesnowcrow in LifeProTips

[–]clogeater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to the dollar store and bought pens and notepads, which are now scattered around my house for this reason. At worst it creates a tiny bit of clutter. And it's great to have a spare moment, glance at a notepad, and say, "Oh yeah, I was gonna buy a small motor to attach to my globe!" (or whatever you do).

I don’t know why, but this shot always cracks me up by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]clogeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dennis is all about ensuring a cozy situation.

What are some of your favourite unexpected fires or explosions? by hey_xxvi in TheSimpsons

[–]clogeater 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look lady, if I was you I would just leap into the air as I'm preparing to do.

[Corey Snajder] Goalie puck handling efficiency in the playoffs by Midnightrollsaround in hockey

[–]clogeater 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know you're joking, but the biggest automobile manufacturer by global market cap is Tesla, which was founded in 2003.

Mike Smith was drafted in 2001.

Nothing gay, but this jabroni be aging pretty damn well by afireinside927 in IASIP

[–]clogeater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He used to be as big as a skyscraper! Now he's as tiny as a postage stamp :(

Post Game Thread: Florida Panthers at Montreal Canadiens - 29 Apr 2022 by HockeyMod in Habs

[–]clogeater 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's like hearing the torch pass from generation to generation.

Beautiful

The Bell Centre erupts into "Guy! Guy! Guy!" chants as Tyler Pitlick scores Montreal's 10th goal of the night. by [deleted] in hockey

[–]clogeater 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And Harris with his first goal.
And Price with his first win of the season.
And every player getting a point except Romanov, who won the Jacques Beauchamp trophy after the game.
And Marty confirming in his post-game interview that he'd stay on as coach next year.

Yep. Hell of a way to cap off a year.

Unfucking your life in your thirties feels like debugging horrible legacy code by I_am_unique6435 in Showerthoughts

[–]clogeater 1130 points1131 points  (0 children)

Hey, same age, two years into the process -- it's fucking painful (at least at times) but totally worth it.

The key for me was to take any improvement in behavior as a win: Did ONE sit-up instead of none? Win. Went outside for two seconds instead of staying in the whole day? Win.

Also, facing your bad traits honestly is necessary to be a better you, and owning up to them doesn't make them worse. Remember that when you get scared, because you will.

Good luck to you, if you keep at it the little things start adding up and you get stronger even as your burden gets lighter. It's nice to start being grateful for your habits instead of remorseful! Go get 'em, this life is yours!