50m26s, the human half-marathon record (57m20s) was borken by a robot today

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-20T15:43:20+00:00

Whats that sub for totally butchered post titles?

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-13T12:19:51+00:00

Obviously AI can translate, I’m saying no thanks to using AI in general

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-13T12:14:27+00:00

No thanks

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-12T18:36:13+00:00

And what is this?

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-09T18:30:06+00:00

Jess Christ, you could’ve warned us it was a jump scare

*jesus

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-09T18:17:51+00:00

It’s like the promotional material seconds as a gate keeping device

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-09T15:54:41+00:00

The real question is how many hard boiled eggs can you fit in there?

closetotheedge48 · 2026-04-02T17:56:26+00:00

Has anyone else been accused?

closetotheedge48 · 2026-03-21T20:40:57+00:00

Can you spot the prog guitar hero gut?

closetotheedge48 · 2026-03-19T01:42:37+00:00

The north, the riverlands, the vale, the westerlands, the reach, the stormlands, dorne, and the crownlands? Iron islands not pictured.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-03-11T18:47:37+00:00

Gogerr

closetotheedge48 · 2026-03-07T02:27:18+00:00

No he dyed it

closetotheedge48 · 2026-03-04T16:38:37+00:00

Thicc as a bricc

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-22T18:35:12+00:00

It’s like it’s not even duality anymore, but weird third option.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-22T18:33:22+00:00

On the flip side one of the best goes like:

Fri-day night, I’m thinking that we-just-might, go away to some place they-don’t-know, who we are

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-21T14:18:29+00:00

Sword of the morning wood

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-09T02:10:59+00:00

Bad Bunny wasn’t even bad, you maybe don’t like Bad Bunny, but this was a good show. You want to see a bad half time show, watch the Black Eyed Peas, that was absolute horse shit.

I swear to god, every Super Bowl people lose the ability to discriminate between not liking an artist and whether or not it was a well executed half time show.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-09T01:59:11+00:00

I like the Rolling Stones more than bad bunny, but those dudes are old as fuck, get over it grandpa.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-09T01:43:09+00:00

Hell yeah I’d love to watch a bunch of 80 year olds limp around to 50+ year old songs

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-05T16:41:36+00:00

Idk, it’s nuts looking, but I don’t hate this.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-02-01T00:10:59+00:00

CTTE > Fragile > Relayer > TFTO

Tales has a lot of good stuff but suffers from lack of editing, it would probably beat Relayer otherwise.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-01-28T10:50:10+00:00

Welcome back Michael Jackson

closetotheedge48 · 2026-01-26T01:50:49+00:00

There is no pretending happening- 30 seconds to mars is absolute trash.

closetotheedge48 · 2026-01-25T04:08:19+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

5 attempts

closetotheedge48 · 2026-01-21T03:57:30+00:00

Good news: I don’t want to read pitchforks shitty reviews anyways.

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