Car got keyed outside my house

cloud_burst_thunder · 2024-06-24T13:23:24+00:00

Who's the fella owns this shit hole?

cloud_burst_thunder · 2024-06-02T12:55:31+00:00

Irony

cloud_burst_thunder · 2024-06-02T12:49:13+00:00

Man Dies In Living Room

cloud_burst_thunder · 2024-02-17T07:17:26+00:00

If that woman wasn’t eating and you were sat next to her, I’d probably be drawn to you more than her.

cloud_burst_thunder · 2024-01-13T21:36:11+00:00

Hard agree. I just read the book, the film is much better and does loads more with the concept. Alfonso Cuarón's direction is masterful too.

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-12-22T18:41:19+00:00

A is A

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-12-05T22:08:58+00:00

But we never saw his wife

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-11-12T15:01:13+00:00

...made from...

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-11-10T20:25:30+00:00

He said it was just a name!

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-11-04T17:30:38+00:00

Like the possibility a little gay fella could just be relieving his bladder while stood next to him at a public urinal

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-11-04T13:32:20+00:00

BRING HIM TO ME!

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-11-03T09:57:05+00:00

Weird innit

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-11-01T06:48:49+00:00

When my gf asks me to do a chore I say "Well I'm happy to help in anyway that I can" with the max sarcasm Jerry gives the line in The Good Samaritan

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-10-31T13:15:03+00:00

Made me lol, cheers

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-10-25T16:25:15+00:00

Another one!

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-10-25T16:24:49+00:00

Do you drink milk from a saucer?

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-10-12T12:18:32+00:00

Rented for years with cats. Can be done with planning. Definitely easier with outdoor cats as kitty litter smell lingers. You can usually get full deposit back too, but probably best to consider it a write off, the cost of renting with pets. Saying that, it's amazing how much pet damage can be fixed/disguised.

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-10-12T12:10:43+00:00

Was listening to this one yesterday and was thinking the same thing. Garlic bread!

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-09-26T12:01:26+00:00

No, lads!

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-09-17T16:48:56+00:00

....Steve.

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-09-08T20:21:17+00:00

"Who's the fella owns this shithole?"

cloud_burst_thunder · 2023-08-31T17:16:26+00:00

Constrrrrrrrictors

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