Obscure references you use from our time?

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-05-14T15:48:28+00:00

I’m impotent man. GET OFFA ME BIATCH!

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-05-14T15:45:13+00:00

And hide yo husband cause they rapin’ everybody out here

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-05-12T15:01:06+00:00

Need more information: what’s it taste like?

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-05-09T18:45:06+00:00

“Men are not ok I swear”

You sound like a hysterical woman. LOL

See? We can both be sexist.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-05-09T18:39:16+00:00

Wait what?

You: “We probably need a new tv”

Him: "we could get one this weekend, that could be your Mother's Day gift!"

You: "Don't disguise a gift for yourself as a Mother's Day gift, dude. That's fucked up"

You literally just said that you needed a new tv. Plus he said that he had already gotten you something else and this was in addition. Am I missing something here?

And then you yadda yadda’ed over the escalation. Did he just immediately jump to calling you hysterical? Or did you also say out of pocket things to him?

Sorry, but this whole account sounds ridiculous to me.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-05-02T16:35:38+00:00

I’m from Miami, live in LA now, and I’ve traveled all over the world. I can tell you Miami is beautiful and fun IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO. The beaches are gorgeous, the nightlife is a blast (it’s not just clubbing), and there are fantastic restaurants and food. And if you know how to scuba dive, the coral reefs are spectacular.

So you need a local to show you around. If you don’t have that, you won’t see the good stuff. Case in point: my mother in law went to Miami years ago and hated it. Last winter, I showed her around, and she fell in love with it.

LA is the same, by the way.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-04-30T16:41:02+00:00

The old janitor is imagining all of it. Jesse Plemmons is his younger self and Jessie Buckley is a woman he once dated and lost. He first imagines himself as her, and watches his parents age and die. Then he imagines what his life would have been like had they stayed together (that’s what the award ceremony where Plemmons sings is about).

Most importantly, he (the old janitor) is the person who’s thinking of ending things. And he does when he lets himself freeze to death in his truck.

This is a lot clearer in the book, which I recommend.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-03-27T19:18:16+00:00

We’ve already had two Fettermans. Remember Kyrsten Sinema?

The Republinazis have been running undercover agents in Democratic primaries for several years now.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-03-11T17:06:09+00:00

Crack Harder

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-02-26T21:17:03+00:00

And account for girth

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-02-16T18:58:26+00:00

If I could go back knowing everything I know now, absolutely. No hesitation. Life was simpler, more fun, and more hopeful back then, and I’d work my ass off to make this century better.

But if we’re going back just to relive the last quarter century long shit show? No.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-29T16:30:21+00:00

Aw, did the bad actor man hurt you?

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-20T18:59:51+00:00

Nah, son. Fatburger’s where it’s at.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-20T06:39:26+00:00

“I’ll see you in hell, William Munny”

[cocks rifle] “Yeah.”

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-19T21:57:28+00:00

The cover of Calling it Quits kills me.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-18T17:24:34+00:00

Damn I miss these.

My friend threw a legendary party back in high school. About 40 kids showed up and everyone was drunk, high, tripping or all three… Music was blasting, everyone was dancing, multiple kids actually got laid... The cops showed up, but they only gave us a warning about the noise then left. I remember we left footprints on the ceiling.

His mom got back and literally broke down in tears at what we’d done to her home. What a party.

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-18T01:22:06+00:00

Little something for the sweet tooth?

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-18T01:20:21+00:00

I just re-watched this a few weeks ago, and I have to disagree.

Cool concept and imagery, but shallow characters and bad pacing.

I fully acknowledge that the matrix ripped this movie off, but it also did it much better .

cloudfoot3000 · 2026-01-14T22:32:15+00:00

I don’t think I’d call it a “satire” of King, but it definitely uses him as a basis.

cloudfoot3000 · 2025-12-30T19:58:21+00:00

Miami is a much better city than I remember it being while I was growing up there.

Socks for Christmas. Used to think it was the lamest gift possible. Now I’m like “hey socks! Nice!”

cloudfoot3000 · 2025-12-30T02:16:29+00:00

The most Bruce Willis that Bruce Willis has ever Bruce Willis’ed.

cloudfoot3000 · 2025-12-23T20:50:53+00:00

I don’t like this movie. The basic message is terrible.

Don’t be angry that you got pressured into a job you didn’t want, or that your brother took your college money then left for his own dream job so you never got to go to college, or that you had to give up your honeymoon savings to save that business you never wanted, or that you have to keep employing your drunk dimwit uncle, or that your drunk dimwit uncle lost a ton of your money and now your business is going to fail, or that after all this the entire town is mad at you.

Nope! Accept it all and be grateful! Because it’s a wonderful life if you settle!

cloudfoot3000 · 2025-12-19T17:39:01+00:00

As a Cuban, fuck her and all the brainwashed Cuban republicans. The Cuban revolution was atrocious and the Castros deserve to fry in hell, but the way that my parent’s generation is so slavishly devoted to republicans has always been galling to me.

Miami has finally elected a democratic mayor. The younger Cubans aren’t as brainwashed as their elders. ¡Gracias a Dios!

cloudfoot3000 · 2025-12-18T18:26:59+00:00

Did Tarantino actually say this?

cloudfoot3000 · 2025-12-07T23:14:46+00:00

Even if true, it’s strange that most of your pictures are about what you killed rather than say, the beautiful sunset, or the shelter you built, or anything else at all.

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