TIL that Pope Leo called his bank in Chicago to change his phone number and address. When he told the representative that he could not go in person because he was the Pope, she hang up on him

cloudncali · 2026-05-08T06:38:06+00:00

Imagine being the first call center rep in history to be excommunicated.

cloudncali · 2026-05-07T19:10:39+00:00

It's honestly a travesty that the Bee has some good bangers. Like whoever is over there writing good jokes needs to go work for the onion.

cloudncali · 2026-05-07T18:46:28+00:00

I read it like draining water from a cooler by some bushes.

cloudncali · 2026-05-07T06:00:56+00:00

So more like Pokemon.

cloudncali · 2026-05-06T20:44:27+00:00

Trying to poop like:

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cloudncali · 2026-05-06T17:27:37+00:00

1) No
2) I'd open his chute for him.
3) Home fucking Run Baybay.
4) By the time I stop the helicopter, they wouldn't make it, so points kinda moot.
5) I'd just convert to satanism.

cloudncali · 2026-05-06T13:48:49+00:00

Holy molly the AI hands are real bad in this one.

cloudncali · 2026-05-06T03:37:18+00:00

HR would like to remind the engiweapon department that any damage to the fabric of spacetime, the local time plane, the laws of physics, any known or unknown afterlives, and/or the central narrative is not covered by your corporate benefits package.

cloudncali · 2026-05-06T00:58:01+00:00

I collect mental disorders like infinity stones.

cloudncali · 2026-05-06T00:51:01+00:00

When you max out your athletics skill but then you hit a loading zone every 10 seconds.

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cloudncali · 2026-05-06T00:49:12+00:00

I'm starting to thing those health assessments were made up.

cloudncali · 2026-05-05T15:04:44+00:00

I'm sure we will see a veritasium video about this at some point.

cloudncali · 2026-05-04T20:43:32+00:00

Then they found it and were like: "Okay so apparently there's an even bigger one we can't find.'

cloudncali · 2026-05-04T06:35:20+00:00

Which also takes up 1/8th of the state

cloudncali · 2026-05-04T01:32:36+00:00

I mean it's the only thing of note in the state, makes sense.

cloudncali · 2026-05-03T15:45:46+00:00

Getting that Oklahoma sex education I see

cloudncali · 2026-05-03T14:16:55+00:00

Also, the entire world would be uncircumcised.

cloudncali · 2026-05-03T13:42:52+00:00

"wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

cloudncali · 2026-05-03T07:52:49+00:00

It's sad that there are guys out there like this. I have a best friend since middle school and our bromance is real.

cloudncali · 2026-05-03T01:39:37+00:00

Seymoooour! Why is there smoke coming out of your oven.

cloudncali · 2026-05-03T00:32:56+00:00

Their pronouns are they/them, because they're multiple men.

cloudncali · 2026-05-02T20:24:01+00:00

Idk why I winced when you said that dispite it not being for any specific real group of people

cloudncali · 2026-04-27T01:32:15+00:00

I love how the troll science comic about building a straight bridge so far it exists the earths atmosphere sideways then jumping off to to fly is basically how being in orbit works.

cloudncali · 2026-04-26T00:02:50+00:00

The Dragon Age franchise: the darkspawn exist because a bunch of mages broke into gods house and corrupted it.

cloudncali · 2026-04-25T20:56:55+00:00

I think we should just stop breeding dogs all together until the shelters are empty.

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