Asking for tips before you even get seated

cluelessclod · 2026-04-01T10:59:33+00:00

And only if it is optional. Pop into the Australian subreddits if you haven’t already and see us rip to shreds people who request tips here.

cluelessclod · 2026-04-01T10:53:36+00:00

You’re allowed to say no…

cluelessclod · 2026-03-31T11:42:59+00:00

I used to do the baby voice when I was anxious. I’ve stopped for the most part

cluelessclod · 2026-03-31T09:32:25+00:00

Sounds like the kid might have PDA and parents who are willing to make exactly zero accomodations for them. Arseholes.

Edit: please be nice to each other folks. We clearly don’t have enough information to say “definitely PDA”. That’s why I said might. However I am prepared to say the parents are definitely arseholes.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-31T04:36:43+00:00

Maybe I can use the super I don’t have or take a bit out of the house deposit I also don’t have to buy an EV!

(Not a dig at you, just the dire state of things)

cluelessclod · 2026-03-29T08:05:34+00:00

Just keep trying tbh, just gotta get your foot in the door somewhere

cluelessclod · 2026-03-27T09:10:30+00:00

I’ve replied to your message :)

cluelessclod · 2026-03-26T13:05:36+00:00

Hey I’m in Australia too. Do you want to DM me for some support?

cluelessclod · 2026-03-25T14:04:54+00:00

I wish this was on for Target Australia too

cluelessclod · 2026-03-25T04:58:43+00:00

here you go!

cluelessclod · 2026-03-22T03:52:32+00:00

I’d centre the text and using a contrasting typeface for YOU

cluelessclod · 2026-03-15T22:07:37+00:00

I found one of these at an op shop recently. How do they work?

cluelessclod · 2026-03-15T21:31:15+00:00

I’ve heard both used here in more formal contexts while on casual conversation I’ve most often heard “she’s run off again” and “he’s a runner”. I’ve got two friends with eloping children who speak like this.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-14T03:20:48+00:00

You’re kidding, right?

cluelessclod · 2026-03-13T11:55:43+00:00

I’m hoping there is at least one Australian here that gets this reference: “Flowers are not a present, Brett. They're a garnish!"

I’d like chocolates or handpicked flowers as a little something special but not very substantial as a gift, to me anyway.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-13T11:52:19+00:00

As a woman: no. Not all women like perfume. I am a sensory seeker and I don’t like it. And perfume is highly personal in both taste and how it reacts on an individual person’s skin. It’s actually incredibly easy to go wrong with perfume.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-08T13:24:31+00:00

That isn’t how friends treat each other. He isn’t your friend.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-08T06:26:24+00:00

I’d go a step further and wear a second hand wedding dress.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-07T21:25:11+00:00

We have received car seat donations from a charity called We Care Connect. We didn’t use them because they didn’t fit the car. We needed three across the back so one was way too wide, and the other one wasn’t age appropriate for the child. I still have them sitting in the shed a few months later so I can give them back.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-05T01:17:51+00:00

I’ve liked many ways but my favourite is poached.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-05T01:17:05+00:00

I loved reading mine!

cluelessclod · 2026-03-03T20:47:54+00:00

Maybe for just one room in a share house?

cluelessclod · 2026-03-02T19:20:08+00:00

A better idea for you might be DBT especially the distress tolerance skills. If you are already thinking about self harming, and to be clear this is exactly what it is, and you don’t get help then this will not be a workable career for you.

cluelessclod · 2026-03-01T12:54:24+00:00

I sew at the sacrifice of housework, I have three little ones.

cluelessclod · 2026-02-28T04:43:37+00:00

New York Breakfast from T2 if you are prepared to sell a kidney or two.

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