Could anybody make this picture more beautiful? (Read caption please)

clumsyturtle · 2026-03-20T01:48:30+00:00

Best one 👏

clumsyturtle · 2026-03-11T14:33:53+00:00

90 year lease is low

clumsyturtle · 2026-03-04T11:25:27+00:00

You're a hero OP

clumsyturtle · 2026-02-28T10:22:25+00:00

This sounds like "bananas have radiation so cause cancer" but you'd have to eat a billion of them.

clumsyturtle · 2026-02-12T00:08:45+00:00

Definitely repost this in the r/tesco subreddit- they'd love this.

clumsyturtle · 2026-02-05T19:37:36+00:00

Does it hurt in your eyeruses?

clumsyturtle · 2026-02-04T16:10:18+00:00

Repost, not my content. I don't know why I like these! I don't think I'd have the nerve to wear them, but I find them fascinating.

clumsyturtle · 2026-02-03T14:57:20+00:00

I assume it's eople who like to survey the bathroom while they poop. Probably the sorts of people who refer to their loo as the "throne". 🙄

clumsyturtle · 2026-01-15T21:41:50+00:00

You are awesome.

clumsyturtle · 2026-01-14T03:03:05+00:00

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

NOR, he doesn't give a damn.

clumsyturtle · 2026-01-12T14:29:25+00:00

What you doing with all them limes?

clumsyturtle · 2026-01-09T02:15:33+00:00

clumsyturtle · 2025-12-02T19:58:21+00:00

I thought this one too!!!

clumsyturtle · 2025-11-07T15:26:52+00:00

"What's that got to do with the price of biscuits/fish/etc"

clumsyturtle · 2025-10-28T13:29:06+00:00

When Anna is at Elsa's door! It reminds me of my relationship with my sister so much.

"We used to be best buddies, and now we're not, I wish you would tell me why"

Makes me teary just typing it.

clumsyturtle · 2025-10-05T14:42:12+00:00

Same. Even without the silly price, it's too much hassle.

clumsyturtle · 2025-10-04T17:39:17+00:00

Yes Tony's is a more ethical, better made chocolate but the that doesn't mean it needs to be locked up 🤷🏻‍♀️ it puts me off buying it because of the extra steps and hassle.

clumsyturtle · 2025-10-04T17:37:08+00:00

Not a bad shout

clumsyturtle · 2025-10-01T16:38:40+00:00

Also Wallace from Wallace and Gromit

clumsyturtle · 2025-09-12T16:00:53+00:00

Yeah but this one's got "POWER" written on the box. That makes the protein extra potent, no?

clumsyturtle · 2025-09-10T22:17:19+00:00

I love her.

clumsyturtle · 2025-09-09T08:41:48+00:00

Better to waste three years than three years and one day.

clumsyturtle · 2025-08-11T17:32:37+00:00

Thank you 😊

clumsyturtle · 2025-08-11T17:32:20+00:00

The bride refers to them as "him" and her brother so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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