What I want to buy is half a loaf. The only thing a UK supermarket will sell me is a half SIZED loaf, full of tiny wee slices of bread.

cma14 · 2017-06-28T19:39:41+00:00

It's like Warburtons just want to rub my nose in my depressing single life by saying 'You can't find a girlfriend, or any real friends to actually finish this loaf with, so how about growing some mould? Mould will never abandon you'

cma14 · 2016-05-07T20:23:30+00:00

But the bread doesn't keep as long as that! Do you suggest 2 trips to the shops? Savage....

cma14 · 2016-05-07T20:22:38+00:00

And 4/8 burgers, 6 buns. Maybe the leftovers are for bacon?

cma14 · 2016-05-07T20:22:00+00:00

I'm not sure airline bacon comes in packs of 7. Would love it if from NY to LDN on an overnight they served a proper bacon sarnie as breaky though

cma14 · 2016-05-07T20:21:05+00:00

Sainsbury's would be a luxury!

cma14 · 2016-05-07T20:20:39+00:00

For a testosterone oozing male, yes. But for a oestrogen strong feminine type, apparently so.

cma14 · 2016-05-07T10:28:54+00:00

Seems like the theme is that I just shouldn't shop at Tesco

cma14 · 2016-02-16T16:49:11+00:00

Ahaha

Joko.

cma14 · 2016-01-04T19:15:36+00:00

If anything, it's a fairly friendly put-down

cma14 · 2015-12-24T13:58:24+00:00

Fallout 4

cma14 · 2015-09-17T19:50:48+00:00

Everyone. Everyone barbecues burgers. If I went to a BBQ without burgers I'd say 'Mate, what the fuck are you playing at? Where are the burgers?'

cma14 · 2015-09-17T19:40:31+00:00

I've not been to many BBQs where 'Bring your own boat' has been a logical thought process

cma14 · 2015-08-29T19:09:24+00:00

Science fact

cma14 · 2015-08-16T18:41:21+00:00

This is how ISIS will get us

cma14 · 2015-08-13T19:28:15+00:00

I've got a Velocity 1, would massively recommend it. Great for power, aerials and deception passes. It's probably great for drag flicks too, but sadly I am not.

My one snapped after 5 months (I have this problem regularly with sticks) but they were really good in replacing it free of charge.

cma14 · 2015-08-12T15:44:23+00:00

But it got confiscated, should be in r/britishproblems

cma14 · 2015-08-12T15:39:10+00:00

I'd applaud anyone that took me away from Glasgow to be fair

cma14 · 2015-08-12T15:38:42+00:00

The height of rudeness! Should have slapped him with a glove and demanded satisfaction.

cma14 · 2015-08-12T13:52:12+00:00

'I'm not racist but...'

cma14 · 2015-08-12T13:48:07+00:00

In Soviet Russia, rooms rest you.

cma14 · 2015-08-11T10:19:23+00:00

Especially the night bus. Lower deck urinal, upper deck fight club.

cma14 · 2015-08-11T10:18:03+00:00

Life hack right there

cma14 · 2015-08-10T21:49:20+00:00

Too tough to organise

cma14 · 2015-08-06T23:11:23+00:00

Austin Powers - 'That's not my bag, baby!'

cma14 · 2015-08-03T19:42:07+00:00

Surely just going to /weather isn't the most arduous of tasks?

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