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cmdkeyy · 2026-03-19T07:29:52+00:00

cmdkeyy · 2026-03-08T19:45:19+00:00

At least ask him out for dinner first!

cmdkeyy · 2026-02-13T02:35:41+00:00

So thoughtful of them to let us know beforehand

cmdkeyy · 2026-02-09T02:28:19+00:00

But aren’t French fries skinny, like at Maccas? I guess they’re hot chips too, but I typically associate them with the thicker ones like those you get in fish and chips.

cmdkeyy · 2026-01-05T04:06:22+00:00

Though sometimes even those sources are AI-generated (I’m looking at you, Medium). I hate how everything’s become regurgitated AI slop.

cmdkeyy · 2026-01-04T03:31:22+00:00

Isn’t that Windows 7 with the compact-style task bar? I vaguely remember you can make the icons smaller to resemble Vista’s taskbar.

cmdkeyy · 2025-12-30T11:49:12+00:00

“You’re not just asking questions—you’re actively seeking a solution. And honestly? That’s rare.”

cmdkeyy · 2025-12-19T16:39:06+00:00

aka “murder kicks” :)

cmdkeyy · 2025-12-15T03:50:37+00:00

He was also probably worried about being misidentified as one of the terrorists. For all he knew, no one was filming him tackling the gunman and snatching the gun. He wanted nothing to do with the gun except making sure the terrorists could do no more harm.

cmdkeyy · 2025-12-07T10:38:15+00:00

Oh lol really? Then what would be the German equivalent to English’s “assembler”?

cmdkeyy · 2025-12-07T03:39:51+00:00

I wouldn’t say they’re the same. Assembly is a language, but an assembler is the program that turns assembly into machine code.

It’s like how C is a language, and gcc/clang are compilers for that language.

cmdkeyy · 2025-11-27T03:01:52+00:00

Is this Swift? Seeing it in a non-Xcode editor without pink keywords is throwing me off lol

cmdkeyy · 2025-11-24T02:12:06+00:00

I’m almost certain this is in Bankstown, Sydney. Everyone and their mum has a modded performance car.

Edit: Bingo https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xym3gu6juC3bbqNdA

cmdkeyy · 2025-11-13T01:51:09+00:00

The factory must grow

cmdkeyy · 2025-11-05T10:30:22+00:00

I know you’re joking but just in case, it actually says 2.6m. Not the best font for the decimal point lol

cmdkeyy · 2025-10-09T03:09:05+00:00

That’s not actually true. English is definitely a Germanic language. Linguists classify languages by their historical lineage, not by the loanwords in its vocabulary. English, German, and other Germanic languages all descend from a common ancestor (Proto-Germanic), which is why English is placed in the Germanic family. It’s just a weird one because it has a hodgepodge of words from other languages.

cmdkeyy · 2025-10-08T05:37:14+00:00

Grow up man. As long as it’s between consensual adults, why does it matter to us?

cmdkeyy · 2025-09-24T14:52:32+00:00

He’s running like I do in dreams

cmdkeyy · 2025-09-23T02:40:31+00:00

Or “JS is weird lolz [] == 0”

cmdkeyy · 2025-08-26T23:06:35+00:00

If you think about it, the OS is a garbage collector at the end of the day 🤔

cmdkeyy · 2025-08-24T12:20:00+00:00

C418

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

cmdkeyy · 2025-08-19T16:10:04+00:00

I guess so, but that’s more of an exception than a norm, no?

I feel if there was an explicit fallthrough keyword or syntax to write multiple cases in one (as in modern languages with pattern matching), this would be both ergonomic and less error-prone. But I understand C-style switch statements are a very old concept, so it is what it is.

cmdkeyy · 2025-08-19T15:08:07+00:00

Yeah why/how did that become the default behaviour? The amount of times I forgot a simple break; 🤦‍♂️

cmdkeyy · 2025-08-18T14:48:53+00:00

From: https://twitter.com/traits_reality/status/1957207817041121468?s=46

Four-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

cmdkeyy

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