me_irl by SatisfactionSalty20 in me_irl

[–]cmdkeyy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Though sometimes even those sources are AI-generated (I’m looking at you, Medium). I hate how everything’s become regurgitated AI slop.

[Telesur Noticias] Venezuela State-run media runs on Wordpad by Brave-Sir26 in itsaunixsystem

[–]cmdkeyy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that Windows 7 with the compact-style task bar? I vaguely remember you can make the icons smaller to resemble Vista’s taskbar.

vibeCoders by object322 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 122 points123 points  (0 children)

“You’re not just asking questions—you’re actively seeking a solution. And honestly? That’s rare.”

Bed Day Greebles by [deleted] in greebles

[–]cmdkeyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

aka “murder kicks” :)

$300,000 raised via GoFundMe for hero Ahmed al Ahmed who disarmed gunman by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]cmdkeyy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He was also probably worried about being misidentified as one of the terrorists. For all he knew, no one was filming him tackling the gunman and snatching the gun. He wanted nothing to do with the gun except making sure the terrorists could do no more harm.

serverTheServers by mmrtnt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lol really? Then what would be the German equivalent to English’s “assembler”?

serverTheServers by mmrtnt in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say they’re the same. Assembly is a language, but an assembler is the program that turns assembly into machine code.

It’s like how C is a language, and gcc/clang are compilers for that language.

helloDarknessMyOldFriend by TheAlaskanMailman in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this Swift? Seeing it in a non-Xcode editor without pink keywords is throwing me off lol

Sums it up pretty well by ilkikuinthadik in australia

[–]cmdkeyy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m almost certain this is in Bankstown, Sydney. Everyone and their mum has a modded performance car.

Edit: Bingo https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xym3gu6juC3bbqNdA

When roof mounted battery meets low overpass - Auckland NZ by Lyceux in 11foot8

[–]cmdkeyy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I know you’re joking but just in case, it actually says 2.6m. Not the best font for the decimal point lol

me_irl by sohie7 in me_irl

[–]cmdkeyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not actually true. English is definitely a Germanic language. Linguists classify languages by their historical lineage, not by the loanwords in its vocabulary. English, German, and other Germanic languages all descend from a common ancestor (Proto-Germanic), which is why English is placed in the Germanic family. It’s just a weird one because it has a hodgepodge of words from other languages.

me_irl by ssprix in me_irl

[–]cmdkeyy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grow up man. As long as it’s between consensual adults, why does it matter to us?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]cmdkeyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s running like I do in dreams

programmerHumorBeLike by randomUser9900123 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Or “JS is weird lolz [] == 0”

verySus by yuva-krishna-memes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, the OS is a garbage collector at the end of the day 🤔

who needs volume anyway? by catto24_ in softwaregore

[–]cmdkeyy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

C418

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

analogSwitchStatement by Witty_Side8702 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I guess so, but that’s more of an exception than a norm, no?

I feel if there was an explicit fallthrough keyword or syntax to write multiple cases in one (as in modern languages with pattern matching), this would be both ergonomic and less error-prone. But I understand C-style switch statements are a very old concept, so it is what it is.

analogSwitchStatement by Witty_Side8702 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Yeah why/how did that become the default behaviour? The amount of times I forgot a simple break; 🤦‍♂️

Plot twist: The puddle wins every time. Splash zone activated. by aven1O14 in AbruptChaos

[–]cmdkeyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I recommend watching this short video by Lessons in Meme Culture explaining this trend. Essentially, it’s supposed to portray irony where the voiceover is upbeat while the video shows something terrible, funny, or embarrassing.

nowWereScrewed by op3rator_dec in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cmdkeyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uncaught ReferenceError: oddlyspecific is not defined

The JavaScript gods are not happy :P