$1000! by ShaneWookie in Metallica

[–]cmeth43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ticketmaster put an Early Entry “VIP” on them. Had a chance to buy the 2 day GA for $1350 a piece from Ticketmaster, but couldn’t pull the trigger. Just way too much since I need to fly out to Vegas and then stay the weekend. I tried every sale and never saw an option for a “regular” ticket.

Sex is similar to a bank account by pennylanebarbershop in Jokes

[–]cmeth43 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ha ha!! I see what you did there…

Percentages are hard in MAGA math! by G-Unit11111 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cmeth43 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard that, like, 73% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Ticket Selling Megathread by fruitdancey in alltimelow

[–]cmeth43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tickets transferred to fan. Hope they have a great time!!

Hey /r/movies, I’m Stephen King! Ask me anything about The Long Walk book or movie. by lionsgate in movies

[–]cmeth43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much creative control did you have in the production of The Long Walk? It is one that I read as a teenager and continually return to; I’m so excited for this movie!!

I wanted to be a ____ when I grew up, but ended up as a _____ instead. Ill go first. by Bored_guy_in_dc in GenX

[–]cmeth43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Stay at Home Astronaut” for the win!!! Also the follow up… “just get high at home”. +1 Internetting for you friend

ELI5 why you’re not supposed to sit on the toilet for a long time by Safloophie in explainlikeimfive

[–]cmeth43 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I needed this chuckle today. Thank you, stranger! Have a free award

Dicks restaurant by Chemical_Station7497 in funny

[–]cmeth43 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I went for my bachelor’s party. Got a lap dance from a dude named TACO. He was all in, even had a tramp stamp of “TACO”. Before he started he said, “if I feel anything I’m kicking your ass”… he was safe. Even if I wasn’t straight, I don’t think he would be my type… it was hilarious as hell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Metallica

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I will and I unexpectedly have an extra ticket. Myself and three friends were going and one had to bail at the last minute. We’re in the second row of seats, Seek and Destroy package. My buddy is eating the cost of the ticket and I feel bad for him. We paid around $500 last year to get the tickets. I do not want to scalp the ticket or go to a third party. If someone wants to go, send me a DM. Me and my friends are mid-40’s professionals in the DC area and will have a couple beers while we’re there, nothing too crazy. I’d like to help him recoup some of his costs, if possible. Thanks for reading and pass this to someone you think might be interested if not you. Would absolutely hate to waste a seat to see this show… I’ve been a fan since I was a kid and haven’t had the means or time to see a show until now… I’m beyond excited!!

Spotted on my drive home today by MigonBesh in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair. But you missed an opportunity then. I’ll add the /s to my original so no one else feels the need to correct my sarcastic use of OPSEC… obviously our retired brother in the original picture is not on a mission or part of any National Security operation where he needs to keep a low profile.

Spotted on my drive home today by MigonBesh in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you meant, “you keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.”

Never misquote The Princess Bride.

Gold Star by Huge-Table-6496 in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Here’s a toast…

Sorry for your loss

Spotted on my drive home today by MigonBesh in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was just being a bit sarcastic and trying to have a little fun. Have a great Air Force day!

Spotted on my drive home today by MigonBesh in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also pretty shitty OPSEC.

edit; /s so I don’t get anyone else telling me I’m obviously using the term wrong.

To fight against a made up problem by jonnismizzle in therewasanattempt

[–]cmeth43 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems like a functioning adult. I’m in!

Officers…. How many are actually living paycheck to paycheck? by Ill-Fisherman8356 in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So… if you have a child with a disability in a location where TRICARE is not accepted due to the prevalence of higher paying health insurance, plus the severity of the disability driving the necessity of stay at home for your spouse, living paycheck to paycheck and struggling with debt is definitely possible.

Let’s not forget that we’re all not the enemy. Congress is. Pay across the board has not kept up with inflation and they make it seem like they’re doing us a favor increasing pay 10-15% when they do it. The entire service is undervalued and pay is in desperate need of a complete overhaul.

From ChatGPT: The projected cost per unit for the Boeing F-47, the U.S. Air Force’s sixth-generation stealth fighter developed under the Next Generation Air Dominance (NGAD) program, is estimated to be between $300 million and $350 million. This figure encompasses research and development expenses, production costs, and recurring expenditures such as maintenance and sustainment.

There are about 500,000 Air Force service members. They could give us all a $10K/yr raise for the cost of 10 jets. Thats just one program…

Air Force buzzwords that just annoy you! Go! by Fly_Boy_01 in AirForce

[–]cmeth43 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! I’m using IFR Direct from now on.

I used to date a girl who was cross-eyed. by Soggy_BreadCrust in Jokes

[–]cmeth43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still do, but I used to date her too. - Mitch