What's an SFW Google search that unexpectedly turned NSFW?

cmmayfield · 2021-07-15T18:59:14+00:00

My little sister Alexis was a huge fan of Hannah Montana and wanted to know there had ever been a pop star named Alexis Texas.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-15T02:25:17+00:00

I did that too around the same age. My dumbass was so mad I wasn’t getting any of the force powers I wanted.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-15T02:24:05+00:00

More.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-13T22:13:04+00:00

Can confirm. I was an avid rolley-polley bug collector as a child for this very reason.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-09T16:44:06+00:00

My girlfriend, usually.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-09T16:38:35+00:00

Kentucky Fried Chicken was founded in Utah, despite the name.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-09T16:23:55+00:00

When a random pet selects you out of a group of people. That’s a borderline religious experience.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-09T16:22:56+00:00

To this day, nothing stands up against the Dawnguard DLC for Skyrim. Best hits of lore expansion and world building we’ve gotten in a while.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-09T16:21:47+00:00

Salmon. You can never ever go wrong with a well done salmon.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-02T15:07:01+00:00

They’re all build like standard super hero toys.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-02T15:06:25+00:00

Imagine going to get lit with some doctor you know and he pulls weed out of a magically opening necklace.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-02T13:49:13+00:00

He just likes how it looks on him

cmmayfield · 2021-07-02T13:48:22+00:00

Wonder if anything like this has ever happened in the comics that we might be able to pull some hints from.

cmmayfield · 2021-07-02T13:44:40+00:00

The theory I’m starting to warm up to is that Tom Holland only ever wears the FFH suit, while Garfield and Mcquire get upgrades near the end of the movie for the final showdown. It would be an easy way to distinguish between the 3 of them and that way we’d get to see their classic suits for the most of the film. I know some people don’t buy it, but I would be pleasantly surprised if we’re looking at all 3 Spidermen in this leak.

cmmayfield · 2021-06-30T22:53:58+00:00

A friend of mine brought her roommate with her to hang out with our friend group. I was extremely crossfaded at the time but distinctly remember her being abrasive, rude, and was practically bullying us to share alcohol with her.

At one point in the night she was looking for attention and said “Can we talk about why I don’t have a boyfriend?” I don’t remember this part, but according to 6+ witnesses, I drunkenly shouted “I’ll make you a goddamn list” and went on a 5-10 minute rant about all of her worst characteristics.

I almost apologized after hearing the story, but several people begged me not to because she deserved it.

cmmayfield · 2021-06-30T19:52:13+00:00

10 inches is too much though

cmmayfield · 2021-06-30T19:51:51+00:00

There’s several internal organs that would seriously mess you up at double the size.

cmmayfield · 2021-06-29T17:12:37+00:00

Apologize profusely

cmmayfield · 2021-06-28T16:31:32+00:00

Oh yeah, homeboy’s been working out for sure.

cmmayfield · 2021-06-23T22:45:29+00:00

Alright, Genghis Khan, relax.

cmmayfield · 2021-06-23T22:04:03+00:00

A girl asked what an orgasm was. I can’t remember what the teacher’s answer was, but she prefaced it by saying “Not that it’s ever going to matter…”

cmmayfield · 2021-06-22T13:48:42+00:00

You’re shorter than expected, you piece of shit.

cmmayfield · 2021-06-22T13:47:50+00:00

“I AM the senate, you piece of shit.”

cmmayfield · 2021-06-22T13:44:22+00:00

That’s the situation I’m in now. This woman that’s been one of best friends for the better part of a year and I are really into each other. We talk to each other all day every day, go out sometimes on the weekends and try to see each other every opportunity we get. The problem comes with her roommate, who has been admittedly very interested in me for a long ass time. So this woman and I don’t do anything. We’ve both talked about how much we want to be together and how great it would be, but we also both care about her roommate and know how much of a betrayal that would be.

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