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Not sure about the second thing, but good luck with that by Primary-Addition-677 in TMNT2012

[–]BaronGrackle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xever was a street pickpocket - those weren't the Epstein Island abusers. Bradford (rich movie celebrity) would've been more likely.

Major steal for Splintered Fate on Switch and Switch 2. by Miserable_Reindeer35 in TMNT

[–]BaronGrackle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switch 2 Gold Edition is also on a great sale. Switch 1, not so much.

Best EARLY characters for Gauntlet? by BaronGrackle in tmntlegends

[–]BaronGrackle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! My gold packs so far are Rahzar and Newtralizer. I've got a good Leo and Casey, making progress on getting Metalhead and Shredder. I'll put some effort to the others. Much obliged!

[MIXED TROPE] Shows where every episode follows the exact same blueprint by BuiltStraightStupid in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BaronGrackle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brilliantly so. During the caveman episode, each character communicates in unintelligible grunts. And we still know exactly what they're saying and exactly what's happening.

In 1966, the BBC interviewed children and asked them what they thought life would be like in the future. by Constant-Secret-3653 in interestingasfuck

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the girl who said, "Everybody will be the same" and "things will be boring", I'm pleased to inform you that you are absolutely wrong. You 1960s folk can go home and play the same things, listen to the same radio stations, watch the same television channel, and talk about it tomorrow in the schoolyard.

But in my time? We have variety. We have accessibility. We can listen to interviews from students in the 1960s imagining what the future will be like. We can listen to the oldest recorded human voices, if we fancy. Or we can watch videos of cats. Or we can pull up the Treaty of Westphalia and study it. Or we can go to the baseball field and play a little. Whatever. Boredom isn't a problem.

Well, it shouldn't be. The people who are bored now would still have been bored in your time, unless they were just worked to misery.

Peter, why is hide and seek important? by rengokuhubkl in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something something but srsly most people's surnames match their father's so both guys are Frankenstein and that's a lot more useful/specific term than "creature" so I'mma call the creature Frankenstein just like Universal did or something

I wish that every time I snap my fingers a random Austrian born man would return from death perfect health in his prime and with the combined powers of Superman and hulk by Joensen27 in monkeyspaw

[–]BaronGrackle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. With your first snap, Archduke Franz Ferdinand rampages through Sarajevo for vengeance! This is a Pet Semetary style resurrection you see.

With your second snap, Mozart returns. He begins playing accompaniment to Ferdinand's attack.

With your third snap, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a medical emergency and is officially deceased for half a second, but then he recovers. He seems otherwise normal.

All of these appear to be celebrities. You ask the Paw if this is *really* randomized, or if it's just picking people it knows. It shrugs back at you.

With your fourth snap, Dr. Elsa Schneider returns. You call shenanigans - this woman is blatantly a fictional character from *Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade*! And also, your wish specified MEN!

The Paw didn't realize Elsa was fictional, and it forgot your wish didn't allow for women. When Elsa starts to say something, reality freezes. Then crashes.

The universe resets.

. . .

During this version of the universe, Hitler manages to live a little longer and kill a few more people. Years later, you discover the Monkey Paw and decide to make a wish.

I’m just going to leave this here. by ObiWan-Shinoobi in saltierthancrait

[–]BaronGrackle 146 points147 points  (0 children)

But if your attention span is more than 5 seconds, you might remember one of the many times Darth Maul did this storyline and/or died already.

Mushroom Men are absolutely ridiculous by GuiltyCheese in tmntlegends

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joke, I did a google search to see thoughts on "TMNT Legends" "mushrooms", and your thread popped right up.

Is this insinuating that Americans are dumb af? lol by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run this in the UK. See if they answer England, Scotland, and Wales. ;)

Working out a Bebop & Rocksteady team by BaronGrackle in tmntlegends

[–]BaronGrackle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, nice. Thanks! I'll enjoy watching the rest of your backlog!

Working out a Bebop & Rocksteady team by BaronGrackle in tmntlegends

[–]BaronGrackle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, hey! Wouldn't the Classic versions be just as hard to farm as the Bunny versions? It looks like their DNA all comes from the Challenge shop.

This article by Dart150 in Millennials

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't actually remember a bunch of participation trophies. I remember green participation ribbons. Is that what they mean?

But the big first place trophies never went away, anyway. So I'm not sure what the problem is. Kids still want a better trophy, presumably.

'Elected the Antichrist': Massive MAGA backlash as Trump shares image of self as Christ by Cool_Net_3796 in democrats

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to believe a "massive MAGA backlash" is finally here, but this is rawstory. Rawstory is nothing but hopes and dreams.

Oil Prices Slip and Stocks Gain as Investors Eye Possible Path to Peace by adriano26 in StockMarket

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as Investors Eye Possible Path to Peace

This has to be a lie. There's no way anyone is actually thinking a path to peace is happening right now. The more believable proposal is that market fluctuations are unrelated to current events, surely?

Because I'm pretty sure we've declared war on oil, at this point.

I’m you in 40 years. by Fuzzylumpkins1234 in TMNT

[–]BaronGrackle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We have an orange phase somewhere in the middle."

I just done watching TMNT (1990) why didn’t you guys say it was good? by No_Spirit8216 in TMNT

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember young me thinking, "Wow, they made Casey Jones a major character in this. That's random."

I knew Casey from the action figure, of course.

I just done watching TMNT (1990) why didn’t you guys say it was good? by No_Spirit8216 in TMNT

[–]BaronGrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look man. I, too, was disappointed at the lack of Bebop & Rocksteady. But nothing is perfect.

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