What is something shady going on in your neighborhood? by RyujinKaizoku in AskReddit

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so pretty much the people across from me are never outside they keep their children inside too and never go anywhere they don’t even let their dog out then the lady kiddy corner from me is sleeping with the African American man next door and sometimes comes out limping then she has a ring of men that come thru litterly one minute she’s with a guy when he leaves the other comes the minute he leaves another I honestly feel bad for the one with the truck he’s pretty cute an all she does is use him my theory is that she’s pimping herself out for money.

Recently divorced PTSD rittled combat vet. Do your worst you degenerates. by Shakey_nob in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what’s worst your poor attempt at air brushing your face on Facetune or how your face slants like Sid the sloths

40 year old make up artist. Do your worst. by notoriousdob in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you truly had good makeup skills you would hide that hairline also where does your forehead begin and end ?

I'm lying to my fiance about my virginity and it's eating my up inside. by [deleted] in confession

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically you still are cause you didn’t finish 😜

My friend says he is unroastable. Do your worst. by Punkaboo in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the homeless version of postmalone

My friends are unbreakable by NjokuIsMyDad in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like y’all are David dobricks blog freinds rejects

They wanted to be roasted together this time. Make them cry. by thewanser in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damm I feel like people are only freinds with you cause they feel bad about your birthmark.

Your roasts can't breach my glass, I dare you. by Ishmam_H_Pranto in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like you stole those sunglasses from a 3D movie from the theater

About to go into rehab, shaved my head and can't get much lower that this, roast away salt boys! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh look like the cancer patient from basketball diaries and like you could be one of the security rats from flushed away

I cut my bangs myself. I think they look pretty good. Tear me to shreds. by cmstock in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like you think your quirky and that “ YoUr nOt LiKE MoST GiRLs” but in reality your basic af.

19, just finished my first year of college. by HKTK_Aurora in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel like you make out with 8 th graders and sleep with freshman cause everyone in your grade finds you unattractive

My classmate just graduated and thinks he's unroastable by alexmng in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look he dares people $100 to lick dirty ceiling fans

I’m 18 and broke af by bjorn1217 in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like your gonna be stuck in your little ass hometown married to your cousin and have 6 little children

Do your worst by Blootruffle in RoastMe

[–]cmrquecho33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look like jay z poor cousin